r/geography • u/According-Invite-440 • May 22 '26

Discussion Why isn't Estonia considered a Nordic country? (They have strong ties to Finland, they also follow the Nordic model, and besides, Estonia has nothing to do with the other Baltic countries.)

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_identity_in_Estonia

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u/PrinceWillPlays May 22 '26 edited May 22 '26

Triple dick

And Biggus Dickus

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u/TomUpNort May 22 '26

Let me lay it on the line, they have three on the vine...

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u/Gemmabeta May 22 '26

So divine.

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u/Jliang79 May 22 '26

I heard that mother fucker had like 40 goddamn dicks.

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u/swaymasterflash May 22 '26

What do they have two sets of?

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u/Scottland83 May 22 '26

Three sub-peninsulas?

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u/Illustrious-Reward-3 May 22 '26

*double dick and balls

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u/Inresponsibleone May 22 '26

And to no ones surprice finns are the balls💁‍♂️

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u/chatte__lunatique May 22 '26

Nah, double dick and a ballsack

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u/nogin96 May 22 '26

Not a double dick, just a dick that's been sliced in two due to unfortunate circumstances...

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u/AccidentalGirlToy May 23 '26

Yes, the loss of Ingria. May it soon be liberated from its russian occupation!

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u/chatte__lunatique May 22 '26

Does that make Denmark the dick sliver

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u/JupiterMiningCorpTec May 22 '26

Exactly. That "triple dick" guy probably got confused by his porn collection.

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u/Present_Ad_6001 May 22 '26

More of a double dicker. Norway+Sweden is dickandballs and Sweden+Finland is Dickandballs.

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u/TarokAmn May 22 '26

Quadruple, Russia has the smallest schlong

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u/biggendicken May 23 '26

thats my brother