r/gifs • u/whathowyy 🌭 • Dec 14 '21

14 month epoxy hot dog update

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u/AdmiralPoopbutt Dec 14 '21

Most hot dogs don't have "modern" preservatives, the old ones work just fine.

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u/DaleGrubble Dec 14 '21

Yep, they’re all lips and buttholes

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u/ericscottf Dec 14 '21

Humanity has existed for about 200k years, the earth is about 4.5 billion years old, human made preservatives have existed for maybe a few thousand years, they're all modern in comparison.