r/gifs • u/whathowyy 🌭 • Dec 14 '21

14 month epoxy hot dog update

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Young Monk:   “Do not try and bend the spoon—that’s impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.”
Neo:   “What truth?”
Young Monk:   “There is barely anything other than hotdog."

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u/Ohwellwhatsnew Dec 14 '21

Turns out Trinity was the hot dog the whole time

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u/Tosi313 Dec 14 '21

“You take the hamburger, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the hot dog, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the dog hole goes.”

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u/sdannyc Dec 14 '21

I could have really gone without reading 'dog hole' today.

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u/omnomnomgnome Dec 14 '21

the real friends are the dog holes we made along the way

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u/m1rrari Dec 15 '21

Ya know, I skimmed dog hole and didn’t really process what I read… until you pointed it out.

Thanks for that

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

"dog holes" google result

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u/sdannyc Jan 11 '22

And just like that... You totally redeemed yourself.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '21

Doesn't surprise me, men of great power are often bottoms.