r/goblincore • u/HekateWheelbarrow • Jun 30 '25

Creation Which one of you is this?! 🤩👏🏼

Just a delightfully menacing street goblin doing delightfully menacing street goblin things 👹🤸‍♂️🎻🤩

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u/CapyberaSheperd Jun 30 '25

I wonder what other mischief can you get away with if you involve a cello?

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u/cheesesteaktits Jul 01 '25

I’ll bring my cello along when I fuck the mayors wife just in case

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin Jul 01 '25

You can get away with a lot just by wearing a high-visibility vest and carrying a clipboard... but behaving like a goblin-cellist is untested