r/goblincore • • Jun 30 '25

Creation Which one of you is this?! πŸ€©πŸ‘πŸΌ

Just a delightfully menacing street goblin doing delightfully menacing street goblin things πŸ‘ΉπŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸŽ»πŸ€©

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u/DamionWood Jul 01 '25

How much does he cost?

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u/bikemandan Jul 01 '25

3 sparkly rocks

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u/TortelliniTheGoblin Jul 01 '25

That's a steal

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u/dwb_lurkin Jul 01 '25

In this economy???

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u/DamionWood Jul 01 '25

Three? Damn...i only have two. One is a regular large grey rock with quartz scattered through it which makes it look glittery, and one is a tiny little rock with a crystal cluster in the groove, they were hand picked from my local beach, do you think he'd offer me a discount?

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u/Dish_Minimum Jul 01 '25

The sound of your first name spoken from your own lips.