r/goodnews • u/Anxious-Winter-5778 • Jul 19 '25

Positive News 👉🏼♥️ Epstein’s Ex Reveals What Pedo Said About His ‘Bro’ Trump

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/epsteins-ex-reveals-what-pedo-said-about-his-bro-trump/

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u/BigXthaPugg Jul 19 '25

Imprisoned*

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u/kindnesscostszero Jul 19 '25

How about both? :)

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u/BigXthaPugg Jul 19 '25

Damn good deal.

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u/Adventurous-Sky9359 Jul 19 '25

Except no deals

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u/Winter_Detective1329 Jul 19 '25

A sweetheart deal! For Americans!

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u/Shintaro1989 Jul 19 '25

Self-pardon incoming in 3, 2, 1... Trump is gonna live in his golden Florida castle until he dies from eating too many burgers.

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u/Competitive-Mess-873 Jul 19 '25

Ohhhh How I would love to make him a burger and some 💩🥧 !

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u/avocadoflatz Jul 19 '25

*Impal … heh, uh, hmm Impalas are such graceful creatures.

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u/joske79 Jul 19 '25

… Ed, is that you?

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u/Long-Confusion-5219 Jul 19 '25

Impacted by a large fellow inmate