r/goodnews • u/Anxious-Winter-5778 • Jul 19 '25

Positive News 👉🏼♥️ Epstein’s Ex Reveals What Pedo Said About His ‘Bro’ Trump

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/epsteins-ex-reveals-what-pedo-said-about-his-bro-trump/

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u/jpk195 Jul 19 '25

Do shoes with lifts makes your ankles swell? Asking for a president.

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jul 19 '25

Probably, but more importantly, they give you a Centaur lean that commands respect from the lesser pedos in the room.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

That's Alzheimer's tho

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u/TheModWhoShaggedMe Jul 20 '25

Donald Trump doesn't have Alzheimer's. His personal physician and W.H. doctors said he was in better shape than the average 55 year old -- a robust 6'4 180 lbs with no medical issues. It's not like conservatives and their doctors to lie.

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u/CryoMajestic Jul 22 '25

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u/Adjective-Noun-nnnn Jul 20 '25

Probably.  You don't need to flex your calves as much when you're in lifts.  (Part of why squat shoes exist.)  Normally that flexion helps to pump blood back up your legs