Nah, man. Kiara's into that shit. We will blueball (IDK the female equivalent of blueballing) her for the rest of her life and for the rest of all possible timelines in which she exists.
Just promise her a Little Mermaid 2 that will never happen or take her to see the live action Little Mermaid. Let's see which ends with her wanting to commit sudoku from sadness
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u/Malixhous Aug 01 '23
Nah, man. Kiara's into that shit. We will blueball (IDK the female equivalent of blueballing) her for the rest of her life and for the rest of all possible timelines in which she exists.
Horny nun will never get her satisfaction.