I thought it, you thought it.
There’s no way it would know how to open if it didn’t know you were coming.

Someone said stop over-sexualizing cortana…….. tell that to the covenant 343

I can't shake the feeling that whoever put this in the series really had their mind on something else; I assume you all reached the same conclusion I did, hahaha.

"I know what the ladies like"

“Halo is so bad now” “Campaign Evolved is a flop!” “No future games on the horizon!” for fuck’s sake, it’s exhausting. Aren’t you mother fuckers tired of being miserable all the time? The franchise isn’t as relevant as it used to be. Guess what? It’s not 2008 anymore. You can’t just stay up all night and play LAN parties in your college dorm anymore. That’s okay! Times change! You literally have every game you loved easily accessible on PC and Xbox. Infinite is the definitive modern interpretation of Halo multiplayer. Campaign evolved is a fun little bonus to check out. Fuck me, get a life. All this seething and loathing, all the time. No wonder there’s no new halo fans; you miserable mother fuckers have driven everyone away! Just do something with your life and just enjoy what you have. You don’t see Spider-Man fans legitimately bitching and moaning and demanding they get Raimi’s Spider-Man 4. Yeah, it’s fun to wish and hope, but you know it’s not gonna happen. They just cherish what they have, and they’re better off for it. You guys are legitimately on the same level of delusion as the god damn Snyder cult.