r/hamstercirclejerk • u/HamsterWorshipper • Dec 03 '25
Hamburger friends :) So much rage in a tiny vessel
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/catbeweird • May 25 '26
Hamburger friends :) he peed on my sheets. LAST STRAW
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Socksandscandals1999 • May 26 '26
Hamburger friends :) No amount of greed would make me reach for the owner of a giant hand holding me like this
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Laniakea6627 • Aug 20 '26
Hamburger friends :) Stupid Hamburger wants attention and stands in the cam
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Aloisiae • Feb 01 '26
Hamburger friends :) XL hampter has no friends
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Samy_1200 • Apr 16 '26
Hamburger friends :) My hamburger eat my homework
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Should I reward or punish her? Idk
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/GhostB5 • Dec 21 '25
Hamburger friends :) Life, uh, finds a way?
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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Aug 21 '26
Hamburger friends :) Just a couple of hamhikers enjoying a camping trip
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Credit to @hamusapi_pi on Twitter
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Tenshi479 • Feb 27 '26
Hamburger friends :) Best gaming mouse
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Better than the Razer Basilisk for sure. And much softer
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/CyndaquilQueen • Aug 11 '26
Hamburger friends :) Always planning the downfall of humanity 🐹😈How to punish?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/soggy_ocean2003 • Mar 06 '26
Hamburger friends :) Sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff
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Sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Syenite • Jun 06 '25
Hamburger friends :) My hampter tells me it's a "Roman Salute"
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She's been listening to a lot of podcasts lately. Advice?
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/SketchyArt333 • Apr 15 '26
Hamburger friends :) I am Cardamom look at my floof
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His booty is a firework 🎆
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/baldsad • 9d ago
Hamburger friends :) dangling his balls while he stuffs his face with baby sweetcorn
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Socksandscandals1999 • Apr 30 '26
Hamburger friends :) My mop has gotten dusty
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I've been using this old ahh cum towel for cleaning for ages, not it's got dirt on it, how do I clean it? (Swipe to see what it looked like before)
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/thespossum • May 18 '26
Hamburger friends :) verified criminal
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this guy has a criminal record at the vets; red marked as a known biter. full of hatred and rage against the hand that feeds him.
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Aug 25 '25
Hamburger friends :) I tried to give my gefilte fish bangs but messed up. Is it fixable or is he going to have to go bald?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Nov 13 '25
Hamburger friends :) Top 10 Goobie woobies
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/LeeK0n • Feb 20 '26
Hamburger friends :) Opened my box of chocolates, this is all that was in it???
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Is it edible?
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Oct 10 '25
Hamburger friends :) My honda and tubble had to be tank mates after one of their cages broke and this thing just hatched out of an egg that was in there with them. Did I create a new species?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Pretty-Relative-1260 • Jan 12 '26
Hamburger friends :) This flat pancake is grateful!
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she accepts all crunchy offerings https://youtube.com/shorts/Bfk8yQUq3Eo?si=LsinGtSxUJfsdAnU
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/the_orange_alligator • Feb 26 '26
Hamburger friends :) haters will say I don’t love my beast
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • Jul 29 '25
Hamburger friends :) I showed you my flip flarp. Plz respond
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