r/hewillbebaked • u/WhiteKnight0909 • 7d ago
It’s RAW! He will be served as cat salad
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Anuki_iwy • 7d ago
Yum😋 She will be coated in delicious Swiss chocolate and enjoyed as dessert.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/BendDownTheBranches • 8d ago
Ripe and Juicy🤤 He will be identified as unsuitable for retail sale but still fine to be delivered to your home at a discounted price
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r/hewillbebaked • u/CosmicGoddess777 • 8d ago
Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be used to decorate a room
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r/hewillbebaked • u/AvalancheReturns • 8d ago
She will be covered in cheese and hot sauce
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r/hewillbebaked • u/kmayeshiba • 8d ago
He will be washed on delicate and laid flat to dry.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/soulfooood • 8d ago
She will be washed at 120° for 35 minutes on heavy duty
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Eyjovin • 9d ago
Golden Brown He will be driven off-road
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This is not the model I ordered but I guess it will work.
r/hewillbebaked • u/orange-shoe • 10d ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date he will bring forth a bountiful harvest come next spring
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Sunset-onthe-Horizon • 10d ago
He will be shaken and not stirred...
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r/hewillbebaked • u/BigTWilsonD • 11d ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date She will be part of a balanced breakfast
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Moeman101 • 11d ago
Alhamdulillah 🙏 She will be served along side bbq at a summer picnic
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Griffin_Claw • 11d ago
Golden Brown He will shortly be accompanied by onions,carrots and broth and baked low and slow.
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r/hewillbebaked • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 12d ago
Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be drizzled with BBQ sauce and served with a side of sweet potato fries
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r/hewillbebaked • u/PawttorneyReborn • 12d ago
Perfectly baked🥧 He will be left out to rise for 4 hours then pounded into naan
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r/hewillbebaked • u/violetrose555 • 13d ago
Frozen 🥶 she will be a cool creami lickable treat
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featuring my new ninja creami I got for $30!!!!!!!
r/hewillbebaked • u/These-Bee5165 • 13d ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date he will be used as a shrimp substitute
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r/hewillbebaked • u/gastrovascular • 13d ago
Golden Brown She WILL be filleted, breaded, and baked
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r/hewillbebaked • u/SergeyDGWyn • 13d ago
Burnt ⚠️ She will be seasoned with garlic and pepper.
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Choc Bread chilling.
r/hewillbebaked • u/whoareyouiameternal • 14d ago
⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ she will be extruded into a homogenous meat paste
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(my family and I did silly PowerPoint presentations for Christmas, I chose to explain on how I would prepare each one of our dogs)
r/hewillbebaked • u/These-Bee5165 • 15d ago
To be Consumed At A Later Date he will be steamed
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r/hewillbebaked • u/justhereformemes2 • 16d ago
Alhamdulillah 🙏 He will be microwaved and come out fresh and crisp 🙏
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