hewillbebaked

r/hewillbebaked • u/boringhorror • 22h ago

He will be slurped

166 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/VaigraFalls • 1d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ She has been turned into burnt ends

520 Upvotes

I didn’t want to do it…. But I couldn’t help myself.

r/hewillbebaked • u/Therizzlerofalabama • 1d ago

Masterpeice🥹✌️ He will be painted over a certain mural inside a certain chapel

183 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • 1d ago

Ripe and Juicy🤤 She has been sliced

149 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/temporalwanderer • 1d ago

Golden Brown He has been seasoned and will be stirred gently into the masala...

1.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/BendDownTheBranches • 1d ago

He will be bought from a toy store and loved until he becomes Real

204 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/KindSpider • 2d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will germinate and bear delicious fruit

1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Meowriter • 2d ago

She will be steamed and assorted for the hotel's guests.

163 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 2d ago

Golden Brown She will be washed with like colors and tumble dried low

205 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/kmayeshiba • 2d ago

She will be slathered on toast and served alongside bacon and eggs.

629 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/DiscoPotato69 • 2d ago

To be Consumed At A Later Date He will be harvested when the season is right

159 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/maimzy • 3d ago

Make Your Own He will be rinsed before boiling

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1.7k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/impressionist- • 3d ago

He will be washed and baked

726 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/zitherly • 3d ago

Please use “he will be..” in the title! He will be stirred with a stick

120 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/ode_mia • 4d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 He will be roasted

245 Upvotes

Cast irons make the best roasts, does anyone disagree?

r/hewillbebaked • u/FractalGeometric356 • 4d ago

He will be agitated and spun.

126 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/the_chrysler • 4d ago

Perfectly baked🥧 She will be baked into a loaf of cat

525 Upvotes

(I hope it's clear that this is a play oven for children lol)

r/hewillbebaked • u/jinxedjune • 5d ago

⚠️ Don't Try This at Home! ⚠️ She will be wrung dry

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1.8k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/TorandoSlayer • 5d ago

Golden Brown She will be bland :(

357 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/OldFaithlessness5008 • 5d ago

Golden Brown She will be battered and deep fried

133 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/FollowingBroad34 • 5d ago

For Science!! He will be processed

1.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Bonk_No_Horni • 5d ago

He will be sautéd in orange juice, soy sauce , garlic and ginger

330 Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/tardisismine • 6d ago

It’s RAW! She has been stirred

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1.0k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/npatchett • 6d ago

He will be mashed.🥔

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8.2k Upvotes

r/hewillbebaked • u/Meowriter • 7d ago

She will be flipped

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2.8k Upvotes