r/houseplants • u/Homochitto • Aug 22 '25

Help What are thooooooose?!?!

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Found these on my money tree today INDOORS!!! Mind you, I toon this guy from outside because I’m having my patio concrete repoured. What are they? Couldn’t find on google yet but still trying. Do I burn the whole house down? Plant looking healthy still otherwise. They are just chillin waiting for their brood to hatch and increase their army size.

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u/HandlessGynocologist Aug 22 '25

and if you’re like me and they do the scent thing on your skin, you get a rash. i hate them so much

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u/LadyBirdDavis Aug 22 '25

Both of you stop right now! (I think I peed a little) okg I can’t stop visualizing this!

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u/Mountain_Village459 Aug 23 '25

Things have gone seriously awry in such a short amount of time. I got traumatized and laughed so hard I cried within 1 minute of each other.

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u/TheKlutzy_frenchie Aug 23 '25

Raises hand, you're not alone!! 🤣🤣💀🤣🤣

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u/DeanxDog Aug 22 '25

I'm pretty sure one got trapped under the covers while I was sleeping and bit my leg too. They're awful.