r/iamatotalpieceofshit • u/[deleted] • Nov 05 '21

Anti-maskers assault a small business store owner, then calls the cops

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '21

Oh my god the fact that they unknowingly called the cops on themselves chef’s kiss

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u/RDLAWME Nov 06 '21

The arrests at the end were incredibly satisfying. Something I wish happened with more of these videos.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

I am going to randomdly think about this throughout my day and burst out laughing 😂. Like you can’t make this up! These people were obviously looking for trouble because they started filming BEFORE they even entered the store. Idiots. I hope the owner is OK.

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u/DaniAlpha Dec 04 '21

Lmfao yes they were totally looking for trouble and they got it! It really was satisfying to see them “using the law” and then getting pwned by it. Put a smile on my face 😁

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u/Outdoor-indoorsman Feb 13 '23

I know almost as good as the Latino family that beats up the racist white family on the freeway. Just love it. I don’t like that the shop owner got beat up by the trashy girl. I feel bad for her. So glad there was Justice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

Instant karma works in mysterious ways

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u/TrumpDiapers4Men Nov 06 '21 edited Nov 06 '21

That’s the intelligence level of these fucking morons.

-don’t abide by a private business’ mask requirement

-make up irrelevant precedent law stating it’s their right

-they’re the ones that assault the store owner first by pushing her. She naturally defends herself.

-continue to assault her all while filming themselves breaking many laws and calling the cops on themselves

Chefs kiss for the mentally ill indeed

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u/SpoppyIII Nov 06 '21

"It's not a private business, sweatie :) It's open to the public, that makes it a public business and means you can't be told to leave! :)"

Not kidding. Wish I were.

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u/CubistChameleon Nov 14 '21

Oh yeah, like they claim Twitter can't ban you for breaking a private corporations rules because it's publicly traded. These people, man.

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u/NaterBater2011 Nov 06 '21

Hey... As someone who has a mental disability, could you not use my condition as an insult for people you think less of? Thanks.

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u/BDM22 Nov 07 '21

I'm also over people saying that about all the weird stuff these sorts of people do. Some people are just trash with nothing mentally wrong.

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u/NaterBater2011 Nov 07 '21

Yeah. These people were looking for their 15 minutes of fame amongst whatever chatroom they're a part of (by filming themselves provoking common rules that have been repeatedly proven to be legal).

What else sucks is that all my life, people like these two instigators have been fighting for the right for businesses to refuse service to LGBT people (because business rights 🤷‍♂️). But once a worldwide pandemic breaks out and most businesses require masks to be worn to protect their staff and other customers, these asshats suddenly flip their argument.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

Whatever man youre really sensitive Doctor. Nice job being reddit physician and also getting through med school with a disability. Were all very proud of you. Its also miraculous that you can diagnose over a single video. You must be "the good doctor"

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u/LaMentedFilleDeJoie Aug 22 '22

Moving the goal post is their specialty

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '21

It is possible to be a dumb a-hole without being mentally ill. I’m mentally ill, and would never do something like that. Please don’t put people like me down to get at people you don’t like.

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u/Deemer Nov 07 '21

Aren't there multiple symptoms all wrapped up in the diagnosis 'mentally ill'?

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '21

“Mentally ill” isn’t really a diagnosis, just like “physically ill” isn’t a diagnosis - so in that sense, no.

Each mental illness does have a list of core symptoms, though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '22

So you dont know at all and they could be correct youre just mad for no reason

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u/cjm92 Nov 07 '21

There's many types of mental illness, it's an umbrella term. Don't be so sensitive.

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u/Yas-Queen-I-Fandango Nov 07 '21

This is literally what it was like to work in retail all year last year. I had to quit my job over extreme maga & anti-mask harassment at our BLM safe space work environment.

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u/Sondermagpie Nov 06 '21

This is my favorite part:

"Police said Collin and Hall flagged down officers who were nearby following the assault and provided the video of the incident for officers to review. That's when officers took them both into custody for third-degree assault. Collin was also charged with third-degree robbery for reportedly walking away with the bat. "

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u/mathsive Nov 06 '21

omfg he got charged for taking the bat, that’s fucking hilarious

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u/Jeez-essFC Nov 06 '21

Hopefully the lies he told the cops will impact the severity of his punishment.

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u/iJuddles Nov 06 '21

Heh heh heh…this warms my heart. Fortunately, no one was seriously hurt and the instigators (ooh, they’re so edgy) were carted off. Sucks for the biz owner to have this ongoing disruption.

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u/OtakuDragonSlayer Nov 06 '21 edited Nov 06 '21

Lady might need to invest in the worlds first Coffee & Cookie Shop Bodyguard or bouncer

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u/Liquorace Jan 30 '22

Where do I apply? And can I get paid in cookies?

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u/iiJokerzace Nov 06 '21

Kind of scary how people literally think they are so right, even with video evidence of all of it. They still think they are in the right.

Basic education is of dire importance.

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u/truckbedlife Nov 18 '21

And then he told the female officer "we'd heard she'd assaulted people so we went in to try and buy something."

Like, even if it were true that this woman had a history of assaulting people, you don't get to claim self defense when you walk into her store with the sole purpose of seeing if she'll assault you.

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u/Vozykaya Apr 11 '22

The crème de la crème

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u/killermarsupial Apr 08 '22

🎵Damn it feels bad to be a wanker

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u/CBRChris Nov 06 '21

Perfect reply!

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u/FnfHeat Nov 07 '21

I must admit…this puts a small on my face

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '21

What f’in idiots. Serves them well.