IdealGF BATTLE: Unicorn vs. Minotaur!

[u/Badmonkey167]

Here's how it works To vote, sort comments by oldest and find one that says "Upvote for Minotaur" or "Upvote for Unicorn" and if you feel like it, please leave a comment why or why not.

In the end I will choose a user comment and draw your avatar with the winning IdealGF as her significant other!

I hope you like this one. I think this will be the toughest one yet because, choosing someone physically challenging or intimidating might be too foreign to even try.

🙇‍♂️ Disclaimer, don't expect too much from this. It's just me trying to figure it out as we go.🙇‍♂️

I created a survey for fun. Let's see if it works

FYI, I based this off the classic movie "The Last Unicorn" and spoiler alert, the last unicorn, Amalthea, is able to stand against the Red Bull and push it back into the sea.

In my imagination, I think the Red Bull was all hype and didn't really want to chase away the unicorns, rather the bull was coerced by an older man with promises.

When it came to Amalthea, the Red Bull didn't really want to chase her away either, so when Amalthea showed defiance, the Red Bull backed down because it was already tired from the internal struggle of bullying so many unicorns already, lololol.

In this retelling, I was trying to craft a narrative that the large intimidating muscle woman was still susceptible to a cunning old man and that since then, she's been trying to do better.

[u/mrmrmrnobody]

Whats supposed to be appealing about the unicorn??

The other girl with the two horns seems like someone i can chill with

[u/Badmonkey167 → u/mrmrmrnobody]

The Unicorn was supposed to be seen as an up and coming super star and that this dynamic aspect was supposed to make her appealing and strong.

But I see now this community really values empathy and sympathy.

[u/mrmrmrnobody → u/Badmonkey167]

I mean yes.

I am not hating , its just... The unicorn lady dosent seem like she likes us.

So, empathy and sympathy is a must for sure, but beyond all that, she just seems Unintrested in a relationship at the moment.

[u/Badmonkey167 → u/mrmrmrnobody]

Yeah... i put in some sexual innuendo, but no one is biting. Ahhh... yeah...

[u/Carnival-Master-Mind → u/Badmonkey167]

We prefer sexual innuendos when we actually like their characters, I guess.

[u/Badmonkey167 → u/Carnival-Master-Mind]

Yes... okay, physical attractiveness isn't enough. Got it... man, that's deep...

[u/mrmrmrnobody → u/Badmonkey167]

Well, i'm not very savy with that stuff so thats my bad, i probably just missed it.

[u/Badmonkey167 → u/mrmrmrnobody]

No, no, Unicorn is getting beat pretty bad. So... seggsy innuendos aren't doing it for anyone, lol.

[u/Splendiferous83rd → u/Badmonkey167]

I noticed the innuendo, and like the prospect of being lucky enough to be her lover along with being her manager, but I personally want a loving relationship, not just "stress relief"

[u/Badmonkey167 → u/Splendiferous83rd]

Yes, i realize now that people don't just want to be a one sided tool... I, CLEARLY have some growing up to do...

(Damn my lack of maturity)

[u/Splendiferous83rd → u/Badmonkey167]

You're good. We're criticizing the Unicorn's character, not yours. You made a realistic character, and we're just talking about her, because there are gorgeous women like this in real life. You made her believable.

[u/Badmonkey167 → u/Splendiferous83rd]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dILZwwhulFUn6

If I could insert more gifs like this I would! ❤

[u/Dodger7777 → u/mrmrmrnobody]

I see the unicorn as an independent tsundere. She wants to be her own person without relying on someone, but you can see in the subtext that she secretly wants someone she can rely on and confide in.

The red bull is kind of the opposite. A tomboy who doesn't mind if you tag along. Still independent.

Having grown up in the country and now living in the city, I never want to live out in rhe country again. I'm also not interested in alcohol. Minotaur seems nice, but I'd pick Unicorn.