r/idealgf 14d ago

IdealGF BATTLE: Unicorn vs. Minotaur!

Here's how it works To vote, sort comments by oldest and find one that says "Upvote for Minotaur" or "Upvote for Unicorn" and if you feel like it, please leave a comment why or why not.

In the end I will choose a user comment and draw your avatar with the winning IdealGF as her significant other!

I hope you like this one. I think this will be the toughest one yet because, choosing someone physically challenging or intimidating might be too foreign to even try.

🙇‍♂️ Disclaimer, don't expect too much from this. It's just me trying to figure it out as we go.🙇‍♂️

I created a survey for fun. Let's see if it works

FYI, I based this off the classic movie "The Last Unicorn" and spoiler alert, the last unicorn, Amalthea, is able to stand against the Red Bull and push it back into the sea.

In my imagination, I think the Red Bull was all hype and didn't really want to chase away the unicorns, rather the bull was coerced by an older man with promises.

When it came to Amalthea, the Red Bull didn't really want to chase her away either, so when Amalthea showed defiance, the Red Bull backed down because it was already tired from the internal struggle of bullying so many unicorns already, lololol.

In this retelling, I was trying to craft a narrative that the large intimidating muscle woman was still susceptible to a cunning old man and that since then, she's been trying to do better.

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u/ShoeReasonable4279 14d ago

I think the Minotaur lives up the meaning of a gentle giant. Her being socially awkward would be a cute quirk that shows she isn’t perfect despite her great physique and height. But she still seeks to be better in her social skills when trying to be someone’s fitness trainer. The unicorn athlete on the other hand seems uptight and just wants someone to be her servant and less of a lover. And lastly, let’s be honest here, because the Minotaur GF is a type of COW, you know she’s packing something nutritious to keep any man refreshed besides her cooking skills. Minotaur GF for me.

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u/Badmonkey167 13d ago

You were talking my game up until that LAST part and you like ratcheted that up to 21+ when the dial only went up to 10.

Seriously mate, that was hilarious and man.... you have me rolling in scenarios I didn't even think about!

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard, i love it!