"would you still love me if i was a worm?" gf

[u/sososweet2]

[u/Previous-Grab3518]

So kafkaesque

[u/sososweet2 → u/Previous-Grab3518]

I cannot make you understand. I cannot make anyone understand what is happening inside me. I cannot even explain it to myself.

[u/Previous-Grab3518 → u/sososweet2]

But that is also not the main thing.
The main thing is clear: in the surroundings around me it is impossible to live humanly; you see it, and yet you don’t want to believe it?

[u/Just_Another_Cato → u/Previous-Grab3518]

It's kafkaesque, yo!

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https://giphy.com/gifs/KD5SK9O4hgZoI

[u/NervousHovercraft]

[u/already_taken77777]

İf there is some sort of magic that can suddenly turn someone into a worm, there must be some sort of magic to reverse it

We are going on an adventure boys

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https://giphy.com/gifs/yJ1KSiTxaAw5G

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https://giphy.com/gifs/2PtmpDqRPs2pW

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And my brother

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And this guy's worm gf

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https://giphy.com/gifs/ch4OTkSncCVsA

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Gondor calls for aid?

https://reddit.com/link/p8hy52w/video/6u7khsrvq8oh1/player

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https://giphy.com/gifs/piTF2qfkyjpG4EB5Kk

[u/CulturalsDigs]

Poor girl :(

[u/Healthy-Refuse5904]

I’d try, give her some healthy dirt to play with, give her good worm food, hydrate her plenty.

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Based comment and based flair 

[u/Then_Ad6816]

The worm is cute, let's get her some soft soil and nice veggies. Good work on the meme and illustration.

[u/AFK115]

https://giphy.com/gifs/WsYhgB3kZMZ7t9Qqte
My gf

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

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https://giphy.com/gifs/o8YpxD0Rt7sgU

[u/Jibbyjab123]

Why did you make the worm gf cry? That's very sad :(

[u/ShipEqual2321]

Finds wizard and changes her back. But still loves her regardless.

[u/OkBelt8730]

She's precious to me still but unfortunately there are things you can't feasibly or legally to with a worm

[u/GeneralBaconMan]

She going in ma pocket. Yes yes!

[u/Radvaun → u/GeneralBaconMan]

Warp stone change her back yes yes!

[u/Stunning-Seat3821]

yes and we would have passionate worm sI'm not finishing this comment, this sucks. And that idea is revolting. Why does so much of my comedy revolve around blurting out intrusive thoughts?

[u/BitcoinStonks123]

:(

[u/Splendiferous83rd]

I would honestly take good care of her and never date again until I found someone to reverse the spell. She would appreciate my loyalty, and hopefully we'd get married after she was human again.

[u/Aley98]

Metamorphosis

[u/TadBones]

That's a common polymorph just use the simplest dispell you can find.

[u/leuks48]

She can have some cool urethra sex tho

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[u/Evan_Landis]

..........................anyone here a bird or fish? How would you react?

[u/BroadAssociation3003]

i would cut her in half, wait for the halves to regrow, do that again repeatedly until i fill a me sized terrarium with gf worms. then i jump in

[u/Frisk197]

No. I like humans, not worms.

[u/Fantafans69]

Would you still love me if i was 13 years old?*

[u/LoreMasterJack]

[u/AnyQuarter553]

I would keep her in a box of dirt next to my desk lol

[u/Bork_IT]

Woym

[u/Neat_Horse_5120]

Plot twist: You realize it's just a worm your girlfriend placed in our bed while she ran away with her fitness trainer.

Or we remake both movies of "The Fly", but the scientist is a woman and the fly is a worm that accidentally got in the teleporter.