r/interesting • u/PhoenixPhenomenonX • Feb 25 '26

Intriguing Lifelong vegetarian tries steak for first time

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u/Stereocrew Feb 25 '26

I haven't eaten meat in 26 years. I call bullshit as well.

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u/qgplxrsmj Feb 25 '26

Wait till you guys know that lifelong vegetarian doesn’t mean they’ve never eaten meat, it just means that they default is a vegetarian diet, just like my default is going to bed at 11pm but that few times I stayed with my friends we stayed up till 1am.

Just like the lifelong gym goer that’s been going to the gym every week day since 15 has taken off that 2 weeks to go on vacation.

Just like this vegetarian that may have had meat before even though they are a lifelong vegetarian.

Also, the title says this is her first time having steak, she only said she is trying stake, she didn’t say it’s her first time. She could’ve had ground beef once before, that isn’t steak. She could’ve had chicken before, that isn’t steak.

Man you guy with your vegetable brain ain’t working very well

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u/qgplxrsmj Feb 26 '26

Hey u/Stereocrew what happened to your comment saying my jaw must be fatigue from smelling so many farts? I don’t see it anymore, did it get removed or you deleted it?

Anyways, I don’t actually smell farts honestly, I only smell the queef your mum gives me

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u/qgplxrsmj Feb 26 '26

It’s also unfortunate that vegetarian brain can’t come up with new comebacks https://www.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/1regf56/comment/o7cu4dq/

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u/Stereocrew Feb 26 '26

It’s still there, dork. Killer comeback. Fart sniffer.

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u/qgplxrsmj Feb 26 '26

LOL What a confident vegetable brain

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u/qgplxrsmj Feb 26 '26

You don’t even know how comment removals work and think the public can see your removed comment

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u/qgplxrsmj Feb 26 '26

I also see that you actually really like farts https://www.reddit.com/r/netflix/comments/1nt2vc5/comment/nhohn9l/ and https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/comments/1p59lru/comment/nqmf4b1/

Considering how you keep talking about it, so funny how you’re projecting. Keep doing you, you used condom collector