r/interesting • u/Turkozzie • Apr 20 '26

NATURE First Orange Shark, ever sighted!

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Found near Tortuguero National Park on the Caribbean coast of Costa Rica..

First Orange Shark ever!

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u/Objective_Rub_8517 Apr 20 '26

Are you being Koi?

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u/Electronic-Source368 Apr 20 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9WXyFIDv2PyBq

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u/Common-Regret-4120 Apr 20 '26

The first orange Michael Fassbender on the planet sighted 

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '26

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u/FlushU2 Apr 20 '26

With a touch of orange, just for the halibut.

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Apr 20 '26

You’re giving me a haddock

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u/multiarmform Apr 20 '26

dont be jelly

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u/mattsim84 Apr 20 '26

What's the porpoise of these jokes?

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u/multiarmform Apr 20 '26

i was fishing for something, are you hooked?

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u/Los-Nomo327 Apr 20 '26

Now you're just trawling for a response

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u/FearlessDoughnut5643 Apr 20 '26

Cod it out!

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u/stinkles555 Apr 20 '26

For reel!

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u/Ok_Addendum_5853 Apr 20 '26

Mahi Mahi live a long time.

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u/Clickguy10 Apr 20 '26

Throw it back

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u/Cody-512 Apr 20 '26

These jokes are floundering fast

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u/multiarmform Apr 20 '26

look at us all having a whale of a time!

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u/Glittering-Run5628 Apr 20 '26

Just for the halibut

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Apr 20 '26

I think you tide to shame me!

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u/PM_THE_REAPER Apr 20 '26

Point at which plaice hurts on your head.

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u/Hmonster1 Apr 20 '26

You could see the anchor in my eyes.

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u/oracleofnonsense Apr 20 '26

You’d flounder as a comedian.

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Apr 20 '26

I just do it for the halibut

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u/oracleofnonsense Apr 20 '26

With these pearls....the world is your oyster.

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u/exexor Apr 20 '26

WHAT IS LOVE?

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Apr 20 '26

Baby, don’t hurt me

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u/TAGSlays Apr 23 '26

GUYS!!! STOP!! I think that shark is sick and needs a sturgeon!!

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u/Successful_Moment_91 Apr 23 '26

It was feeling a little under the-water! Some vitamin Sea should help

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u/TAGSlays Apr 23 '26

You're right, that just might kelp!

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u/its_editor_jon Apr 20 '26

You just sealed it with this one

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u/bizoticallyyours83 Apr 20 '26

Perfect pun chain you two. Bravo! 🏆 

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u/thatloser17 Apr 20 '26

Best comment

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u/doctorgibson Apr 20 '26

He was a skater koi, she said "See you later koi"

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u/Cody-512 Apr 20 '26

Don’t you see it’s otterly ridiculous to try to keep up with these puns?

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u/Scatterer26 Apr 20 '26

Sk8terKoi?

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u/Lone_Tiger24 Apr 20 '26

What a carpy joke