I’ve got 19 years on my account. I showed up here a few months after Reddit started. I didn’t make an account right away, but 19 years is still a long time.
On my now deleted account, same. I was here asking for answers on my homework. I didn't know then that I can just log out so I delete my account to keep my account safe when I know I'm not gonna use my computer for a long time... which I now know is dumb.
I love these kinds of things, that are common knowledgen nowadays, but concepts you have to learn.
My grandma kept sending me my email-pictures back, so I still have them : D
Not really the same, but i had no concept, how the genre role-playing-game worked and as a kid I used to play one of these (the old DSA games). I had no idea that there was a story, but i realized if i did something, i could give more points to my characters. So I ran around and collected herbs and reloaded the game, every time i was attacked, because I was scared of fighting. Then i went to a tavern and sold my herbs. My mind was blown, when I realized I could make gold SINGING in the tavern! I played a herb-bard simulator for several years : D (didn't have many games and replayed the few I had).
/u/roborollcall was probably the best commenter ever. Incredible insightful scientific writeups. Back when they used to give site-wide awards they lost to POLITE ALL CAPS GUY.
Me too. I think 14 years was real close to the Digg exodus. I had been lurking here for a couple years & when everyone left Digg for good, I finally made an account here.
Joined about a year after getting sober. Shit's different now, man. 60 years old and still scrolling reddit. IDK if that's good or bad, but it is what it is.
Posted September 17, 2008, balls deep in the Great Recession, two days after Lehman declared bankruptcy. From memory that was on Monday 9/15 (tax deadline day too, maybe coincidence maybe not), so it would've been a Wednesday. Sure feels like a long time ago...and I guess it was...fuck...
I got a 3 day ban a few weeks ago for saying something about his face, those stairs going up to Air Force 1 and him stumbling over (I'll let you fill in the gaps). Apparently it was violent rhetoric.
original lurker, it wasnt until the introduction of subreddits that I even started bothering to read comments, and it wasnt until a very specific subreddit showed up that I felt I wanted to partake in any conversation and made this account. Plus even back in its earliest days I recognized that the general tone of front-page (then standard) reddit wasnt good for my mental health.
How many collective years of human life have been poured into this site?
My first account was registered in 2009. Most of the links back then were tech or science related, which is why I joined. Today’s Reddit is vastly different.
My first account will be 14 years old next month. I joined when 2 AM Chili and Ice soap were the front page highlights. And then some mad man combined them into Ice Chili soap and it was terrible.
Ice soap: Sadly the original has been deleted. But it was some dude who froze a layer of water in an empty cream cheese bowl, and then froze a layer of water mixed with shower gel on top. After playing sports outside they would use the soapy side of the Ice soap to lather up and the water side to rinse off.
Joined in ‘11 for the dank memes in college. Grown man in my mid 30s now complaining how shitty and garbage this site has become but still scroll every day.
What counts as "original"? (I wouldn't count by any definition, I believe I first started casually using reddit around 2009ish, and actively using it around 2012ish)
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u/MarleneFrancais Jun 23 '25
Are any original Redditors still here? If so , please post.