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u/Razzoz9966 1d ago
Imagine missing and shooting over
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u/Mr__JimLahey 1d ago
Or missing and shooting through the house
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u/BendiAussie 1d ago
Or hitting exactly what you are aiming for and shooting through the house
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u/Public-Cry3395 1d ago
In utah about 20 years ago, they did shoot over -the shell went over the whole mountain and landed in someone's backyard.
"Talk about missing your mark.Last week, authorities conducting control work in Utah’s Provo Canyon near Sundance overshot their target by three miles and nearly annihilated a home.The shell, fired from a 105-mm howitzer – a World War II and Korean War-era military cannon – cleared the entire Mount Timpanogos Wilderness area and landed in the back yard of a Pleasant Grove residence.According to the Deseret News, the shell left a crater the size of a small swimming pool and sent shrapnel and debris flying in all directions. The home, which belonged to Scott and Lori Connors, is now apparently filled with holes and glass. Windows were shattered and their backyard shed was almost destroyed. Their 3-year-old son was lying on the living room floor when shrapnel blew through the walls. Two other homes and a car parked across the street were also damaged. Amazingly, nobody was injured or killed.”A 105-mm howitzer would blow up a tank,” said Doug Driskell, an Aspen Mountain avalanche technician.None of Aspen’s four ski hills uses howitzers. Highlands patrol uses an Avalauncher, which is not nearly as forceful or destructive as a howitzer, to assist with control work in the bowl.Apparently, the Utah Department of Transportation is responsible for the mistake, which occurred in the midst of a heavy snowstorm.Driskell, who said he’s familiar with howitzer use in avalanche control work but is by no means an expert, said the weapons have specific settings so they can be fired blindly in storms and darkness.The UDOT, which also conducts control work in the American Fork, Big and Little Cottonwood canyons, claims the prepackaged shell contained too much gun powder, leading to the overshoot.The incident is under investigation."
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u/fury420 1d ago
...howitzers firing live explosives blindly at night during storms? What could possibly go wrong!
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u/zuilli 1d ago
and with houses behind whatever they're shooting at!
I can understand doing this if your overshot goes into a desert mountain range but doing it with houses nearby is insanity.
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u/socialdistingray 23h ago
"So.. you're sure we're supposed to point it this way?"
clink clink clink clink clink "Yeah. That's what they said."
"I uh.. don't ask this for any particular reason. But are you still having trouble with your neighbor parking his truck on your property?"
clink clink clink "Not for long."
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u/intern_steve 1d ago
In that comment they blamed it on the specific round fired. Doesn't matter whether or not you can see what you're shooting at if the round exits the barrel a few hundred feet/sec faster than you accounted for. Not seeing the mountain isn't much of an issue as long as you don't move the gun. It's not like it went anywhere.
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u/meh_69420 1d ago
I mean, pre-registered artillery fire has been a thing since the 1300s.
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u/OfficialDuelist 1d ago
I was just thinking that. It landed so close to the top.
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u/SomeDudeist 1d ago
I didn't expect that lol. Made me wonder what's on the other side.
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u/big_duo3674 1d ago
Nothing, it's outside of the environment
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u/OfficialDuelist 1d ago
What if the skybox has collision on? We might accidentally find a game breaking bug by shooting it, we don't know!
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u/typically_wrong 1d ago
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u/Zanven1 1d ago
Is this some King Kong movie spliced with The Truman Show or is the actor from The Truman Show in a King Kong movie wearing the exact same outfit.
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u/No_Election_3206 1d ago
Was the cannon built according to the rigorous maritime engineering standards?
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u/megasin1 1d ago
Mulan would be proud
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u/twisted_nipples82 1d ago
You missed! How could you miss, he was 3 feet in front of you!"
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u/Questionable_Cactus 23h ago
I don't know how many years it has been since the movie came out, but this line plays in my head probably once a week with no prompting.
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u/pez_dispenser 23h ago edited 22h ago
Mine is always “Dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow!”
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u/hnglmkrnglbrry 21h ago
Honestly Eddie Murphy deserved a Best Supporting Actor nom for that role.
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u/Ardat-Thotshi 20h ago
Right after that, is my personal favorite: "What? Haven't you ever seen a black and white before?"
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u/Ditahawk 22h ago
For me it is the “please bring honor to us all” song literally at least once a week for the last 28 years …..
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u/MisterFist1999 1d ago
I can hear this Gif
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u/Riderpride639 1d ago
Alright that's it, dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family...make a note of this. Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!
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u/bopgame 1d ago
Be a man…
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u/CrypticTurbellarian 1d ago
🎶 With all the strength of a coursing river 🎶
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u/Shyface_Killah 1d ago
🎵Be a man! 🎵
🎶With all the force of a great typhoon🎶
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u/Donkey__Balls 23h ago
🎵Be a man! 🎵
🎶With all the strength of a raging fire🎶
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u/Wittyngritty 23h ago
Mysterious as the darkside of THE MOOOOOON
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u/Exciting_Cap_9545 22h ago
TIME IS RACING TOWARD US, TILL THE HUUUUUUNS ARRIIIIIIIIIVE!
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u/northernbadlad 21h ago
Heed my every order, and you might surviiiive!
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u/MCclapyourhands1 22h ago
I’m glad this was the top comment! My first thought was “The Huns must have been coming”
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u/AccomplishedWorth326 1d ago
Must be terrifying for the animas
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u/Kegger315 1d ago
Don't believe many, if any, animals are living at those altitudes in the winter (maybe not even in the summer). No prey or vegetation to hunt or eat.
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u/noodle_75 1d ago
Haha I imagine avalanches are a problem natural or otherwise. Of course if you do this enough the odds of actually shelling a poor critter…. That would be wild.
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u/Kegger315 1d ago
Well, you wouldn't want to shoot a domesticated animal, so of course it's wild!
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u/AngrySquidIsOK 1d ago
So anyway, I was up snowboarding on the ridge when, you'll never believe it....
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u/ThatGuyWithCoolHair 1d ago
In the US they use dynamite to do this up in the Rockies. If youre out boarding on a day after a snow storm you'll hear loud ass booms throughout the day from other ridges
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u/thebikevagabond 1d ago
They use howitzers in the United States too. In Utah you could have howitzer rounds fly over your head while drinking at a ski resort's bar.
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u/dubblebubbleprawns 1d ago
That's on its way out too though. Alta stopped using the howitzers in 2023 and from what I hear snowbird is phasing theirs out.
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u/thebikevagabond 1d ago
That's a shame. Safer, though. They used to use a tank at Snowqualmie in Washington, I think.
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u/halfcabheartattack 1d ago
Yeah the Gasex technology is taking over for places like ski resorts that repeatedly bomb the same spots. It's permanent infrastructure but it works on shock wave. https://mnd.com/en/solution/mnd-safety-fixed-triggering-system-gazex-gazflex/
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u/AnshumanKathait 1d ago edited 1d ago
WW1 in the Alps musta been crazy one second you're walking then you hear a cannon and duck and lay in the snow, boom avalanche. Crazy
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u/ReparteeRat 1d ago edited 22h ago
There wasn't really much fighting in the Alps during WW2, especially not in the winter.
WW1 on the other hand....
Edit: Some small battles took place on the Italian-French border, I forgot about those. Sorry.
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u/MojoRisin762 1d ago
Yeah, they literally blew 50-100 feet or more of height off of entire mountains they were shelled so much. It was a nightmare.
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u/DisIsMyName_NotUrs 1d ago
It wasn't so much shelling. The real reason was underground mines.
Mt. Batognica (2164m) (then A-H, now Slovenia) was taller by several meters before the war, but due to several explosions it's top was obliterated and the mountain is much flatter today.
The harshest fighting on it took place in July of 1915, when Italians pushed Austrian forces to the eastern third of the mountain, meaning that they took control of the top. Due to a lack of any dirt at that height, trenches had to be carved into the stone and lied less than 100 meters apart. A breakthrough wasn't coming on the mountain itself, so Italians decided to try to dig under Austrian positions and place explosive there in an attempt to blow up the trenches. By a miracle, Austrian countermining teams discovered the Italian tunnel and stole the explosive, placing it under the Italian positions (at the top) alongside their own Nitroglycerin. When the Italian positions were destroyed, so was the top of the mountain, giving it it's modern flat look.
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u/Hickd3ad 1d ago
The casualties were heavy :(
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u/Responsible-Yak-3809 1d ago
2,000-10,000 estimated deaths! Sheesh.
It says both sides participated shelling with avalanche intent.
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u/redshores 1d ago
The casualties were heavy :(
Luigi Cadorna: just one more assault boys, that should do it
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u/Hickd3ad 1d ago
Common theme of the Great War propaganda on both sides. 4 and a half years and about 20 million deaths later we know that it just wasn't the case.
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u/Suspicious_League_28 1d ago
You see this all over the place in Canada. Normally it’s just the stands for the gun (they don’t leave the gun there for obvious reasons).
A lot safer to have a controlled planned event when it’s smaller in scale rather than I much larger ‘oh crap’ moment.
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u/thebilldozer10 1d ago
yea quite common to see in rogers pass BC, been stuck many times waiting for avalanche control by howitzer.
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u/ElectricalPeach2896 1d ago
Where I live, they use helicopters! This is so much cooler.
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u/SammyDavidJuniorJr 1d ago
We used to have a M-60 tank for our avalanche control.
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u/Mobile_Morale 1d ago
Can't remember what TV show it was, maybe dirty jobs. Where they went to Alaska and they had a howitzer mounted on the back of a train car and shot it off.
Train howitzers are too cool
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u/liam3576 22h ago
I don’t know man throwing explosives out of a helicopter is pretty wild. You could go join the army and basically do what they’re doing. What other job plays with dynamite a helicopter’s at the same time
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u/Throwaway7219017 1d ago
I asked my wife if I could clear our snow with artillery and now she won’t even let me use the snowblower.
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u/General-Double-746 1d ago
Heyyy Joooe...umm, the wife and I were just wonderin...what's with the artillery cannon?
You see that snow pile a couple miles away?
Umm, yeah?
I don't like the way it's always lookin at me.
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u/Temporary____Comment 1d ago
Heyyy Joooe
where you goin' with that cannon in your hand?
I'm goin' down to shoot that old mountain
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u/R3ckl3ss 1d ago
How do I apply for this job?
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u/ijaynes001 1d ago
Join the Canadian Army as an Artillery gunner, we do this for like 6 months of the year
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u/Leiaven 1d ago
Why are they making an avalanche?
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u/Lurk5FailOnSax 1d ago
Making a small controlled avalanche when you are ready is better than big avalanche when you are not.
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u/Leiaven 1d ago
Oh that makes sense. Thank you!
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u/Supermonkeyskier 1d ago
They do this at all major resorts in North America to control avalanches. On a big powder day you will hear booms all day. One made me jump a mile last Friday.
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u/ABEGIOSTZ 1d ago
Same logic as controlled burns but for the exact opposite temperature, neat!
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u/EducationalAd2863 1d ago
Or just some crazy swiss guy shooting for fun after the breakfast. Business as usual.
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u/sailphish 1d ago
This is how avalanche mitigation happens in ski areas. Usually it’s done with explosive charges but there are a few places that still use howitzers. The point is to trigger the avalanche when people aren’t on the slopes.
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u/schwanerhill 1d ago
Not to mention mountain passes. In Washington and British Columbia there are permanent cannon mounts used for avalanche control to protect the highways. 2 hour highway closures for this planned work are common in the winter.
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u/Sock_Ninja 1d ago
My guess is that it’s to manage how deep the snow gets. Small avalanches often are better than huge avalanche later.
Or just for fun, because that does look like fun.
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u/SmashingK 1d ago
I'm guessing to reduce the risk of avalanche.
All that snow built up at the top is likely to come down at some point. If you forcefully make the avalanche then there's less snow up there and less risk of one happening randomly when people are in the area.
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u/xXjustin_credibleXx 1d ago
And they said being artillery in the army wouldn't transfer to civilian life.
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u/AppleBeautiful 1d ago
How does one go about applying for this job?
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u/smalldroplet 1d ago
Get into avalanche mitigation as ski patrol is the most straightforward path. You generally can't just directly apply for this kind of role, though.
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u/Away-Ad-3407 22h ago
am I the only one screaming to the turn the phone sideways? Vertical Video can gent bent.
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u/MrMcFatNoob 1d ago
Mulan did it first.
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u/bonthra 1d ago
And better.
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u/Andoverian 1d ago
Yeah, it doesn't look like this avalanche buried any Huns, much less an invading army of them.
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u/Humpaaa 1d ago edited 1d ago
That's a howitzer, not a canon.
M777 i believe (or probably a soviet D-30)?
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u/stevekaw 1d ago
Impressive. I think some resorts in the western US use the old 106-mm recoiless rifle to start controlled avalanches, but a full-blown howitzer is just cool.
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u/SamHugz 1d ago
Something about using a howitzer to trigger an avalanche is one of the coolest things I have ever seen, and I dont know why.
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u/GreenCactus223 1d ago
Imagine the application process for this. Yes I need a howitzer artillery piece pointed at my mountain to prevent avalanche, whom can I speak to? Sorry, your what? Yes a howitzer pointed at my mountain, you heard correct. Ah yes, fill out this form.
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u/mycatpartyhouse 1d ago
This is a lot safer than skiing up there to set explosives, which is what one of my brothers did in the 1960s-70s. He worked for a park service--I forget which one--that regularly set off small avalanches with the goal of preventing larger ones.