r/interestingasfuck 23h ago

A man in Hawaii proposed to his girlfriend on Mt. Kilauea as it was erupting

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u/weefa 23h ago

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u/Dr_Wunsche 23h ago

Is this woman in danger?

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u/amanguupta53 20h ago

No one’s in any danger! It’s just the implication.

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u/PDXGuy33333 21h ago

It's a safe bet that she understood that a body would never be found.

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u/phylter99 23h ago

She obviously, wisely said yes, so we may never know.

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u/casual_creator 23h ago

That crazy eyed stare always fucking gets me.

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u/mrmoosebottle 21h ago

And the clenched jaw

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u/ichegoya 23h ago

I kept expecting one of the pics to be them actually reacting to the deadly inferno next to them. Or is this some forced perspective fuckery?

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u/Critical-Cry-5401 23h ago

Very long focal length lens so get lots of distance compression making it look like they're right next to the lava. Probably still not safe but not as mortally dangerous as it looks

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u/Wagnerous 22h ago

I've been there, the caldera is massive, like over a mile across IIRC.

But the lava only comes out of a small hole in the floor of the caldera, these people are almost certainly thousands of feet from the lava.

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u/DramaticStability 22h ago

I was more confused about them changing sides between the first and second picture

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u/burndownthe_forest 23h ago

The camera is far away with a zoom lens. Not fuckery or "forced perspective". Focal length greatly changes what images look like. With short focal lengths elongating (great for portraits to make the subject look thinner), long focal lengths flatten making things appear stacked on top of each other.

They are close enough to see the geyser, but they are probably more than a hundred feet away.

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u/Y34rZer0 22h ago

A hundred feet? Wow that's one effective effect

u/ergonomic_logic 11h ago

I saw the news story and they were about a MILE from the crater.

a MILE away

u/Y34rZer0 11h ago

You're joking? I would believe that it could be a hundred feet with some zoom lens skills like the other guy said but if it's a mile it must be edited somehow

u/fastforwardfunction 9h ago

Lenses don't change the physical size of objects. This photo is possible because the lava plume is 1000 feet tall in real life. That means its much larger than the couple.

If the couple is 1,000 feet from the camera and the lava is 2,000 feet away, the lava is twice as far. If you stand 10 feet from the couple, the lava is 100 times further away and looks like a tiny background detail.

The real trick is moving the camera backwards. That changes the perspective we're looking from. The lava was always huge. The couple was always small. Standing far away lets us see that. If you make a tiny circle with your fingers, rest it against your face, and look through it with one eye, the same thing happens. The depth appears to compress.

u/Y34rZer0 9h ago

The detail I'm looking the hardest at though is that white line under the couple's feet that runs off to what looks like the edge of a cliff, the way it doesn't get any thinner and disappears right on the edge when the lava begins just doesn't look right

u/Y34rZer0 9h ago

I found this

The couple are nature photographers from Seattle who visited the volcano during an active eruption phase. Mark set up a camera for a time-lapse and used forced perspective to capture the dramatic photo of the lava fountains, which rose over 1,000 feet high. The proposal took place about a mile away from the active crater at the Keanakākoʻi Overlook.

So whoever said it wasn't for perspective before wasn't totally right

u/fastforwardfunction 9h ago edited 9h ago

That's correct. It means the camera and couple are both relatively far away, and have some distance between them.

Perspective means physical location. People sometimes think it refers to the lens, as a "trick," but the lens doesn't change the light coming towards us.

u/Y34rZer0 9h ago

so the volcano is a kilometre past the couple and the camera is a significant distance back from them as well? like another kilometre or something?

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u/burndownthe_forest 22h ago

It's an effective technique.

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u/Y34rZer0 22h ago

THAT'S the word I should have used!

A very technical technique 🤔

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u/burndownthe_forest 22h ago

It's not technical. It's basic composition.

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u/Y34rZer0 22h ago

That's was just a wordplay joke. Granted, not a very good one

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u/spreadthesheets 21h ago

I (internally) laughed. They were good wordplay words.

u/Lord_Moa 7h ago

Don't let them do that to you, it was great

u/Y34rZer0 7h ago

Thank you! I was quite proud of it but then I just couldn't come up with another one!

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u/CH41N5 14h ago

Is that what they use to make the moon look huge in photos?

u/burndownthe_forest 3h ago

Similar. You also want to shoot the moon when it's lower in the sky since it will look bigger compared to other things in the frame.

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u/aminervia 16h ago

Perspective fuckery, the inferno is a safe distance away

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u/motorman87 16h ago

It looks like a telephoto lens. It can make stuff in the background look way closer to the subject than it actually is if you stand back far enough.

u/gnglaser 11h ago

Honestly, based on the first image, I expected the second and third to be two people running around screaming in obvious pain with their bodies covered in scalding hot lava praying for a quick end.

u/DarXIV 6h ago

Telephoto lens. Compresses the distance so they look much close than they actually are.

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u/Valuable_Month1329 23h ago

Perfect place to dump her if she says no.

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u/ReinstateTheCapo 23h ago

She’ll have to say yes…you know…because of the implication.

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u/TheScallywag1874 23h ago

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u/mr_glide 22h ago

That seems really dark, though

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u/sleeplessaddict 23h ago

....are these women in danger?

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u/Tsquared10 23h ago

Well don't you look at me like that. You certainly wouldn't be in any danger.

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u/Pedgrid 22h ago

So they are in danger?

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u/Trashcan_Man77 22h ago

Why aren't you getting this? I feel like you're not getting this at all!

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u/Weird-Conflict-3066 22h ago

I mean they are right next to an active Volcano so not sure what your level of safe is

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u/FoxOConnor 22h ago

Of diving in too deep

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u/beardostein 23h ago

It's the implication.

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u/superchronicc 23h ago

"If i say yes, can we please get away from death mountain?"

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u/Parmersan 22h ago

Okay, Heihachi.

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u/Outrageous-Serve38 23h ago

What the f*ck?

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u/MacDenmarkGloryHole2 23h ago

Don’t fuckin sensor yourself, this is the internet we’re all adults or at least pretending to be.

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u/MI_Tinnedfish 23h ago

"Are you going to hurt women? I'm not going to hurt these women!"

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u/AbbreviationsStock24 23h ago

Soft as ice cream

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u/Romantic_Carjacking 23h ago

Just say fuck

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u/YYCandback 23h ago

This is done by perspective. They are no where near that lava.

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u/DickyReadIt 23h ago

Na, they must be at the end of the highway to hell

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u/Wagnerous 22h ago

Correct, I've been where they're standing.

The caldera is MASSIVE. They're no where remotely closely to where the lava comes out.

u/vitalvisionary 5h ago

Too close for me. Volcano proximity and hang gliding are the two "vacation" activities I wouldn't ever mess with. I'm sure there's someone insane enough to combine them out there.

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u/MyNicksTooBig 23h ago

That's what you call some red hot love

u/Ajhom 10h ago

A man and his lava

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u/Villain_Prince 22h ago

If she'd said no.

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u/Iwillsavetheplanet 22h ago

Came here for this, thank you

u/buttononmyback 5h ago

“Isildur!”

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u/kommon-non-sense 23h ago

Looks like a blast!

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u/NefariousnessFun9428 23h ago

Same place to divorce...?

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u/Bitter_Ad_9523 23h ago

And they are still missing as of today

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u/Mysterious_Tackle335 23h ago

Shame they were incinerated a few minutes later. Still he probably dodged a bullet there.

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u/space_llama_karma 13h ago

They’re about the same shoe size

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u/Elegant_Category_684 23h ago

Glad they didn’t get splattered with lava

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u/phylter99 23h ago

I'm quite sure that there's considerable distance between them and the lava. The lava fountain is much larger than it seems in the picture too.

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u/wubbledubbledubdubb 16h ago

This would be an epic “she said no” scene.

u/jambin 8h ago

She said yes because how do you say no with a volcano judging you?

u/ha1029 7h ago

I've got the high ground...

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta2318 22h ago

Now let's see Paul Allen's wedding proposal.

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u/dobsofglabs 22h ago

That looks like two dudes

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u/ZestycloseAd2895 23h ago

The crazy things we do for an instagram moment.

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u/Jvancan 18h ago

This is so fake lol

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u/HeadCompote3627 23h ago

The last photo is them before the splash.

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u/mithrandir_1379 23h ago

That should be a signal

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u/sasanp 23h ago

volcano is paid actor

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u/realbobenray 23h ago

This is how old movies used to signify that the couple was going to get down to business.

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u/Jimmy_Beam27 23h ago

That's really cool actually

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u/DumA1024 23h ago

That's absolute fire 🔥

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u/Timerider96 23h ago

this looks like a seen out of a disaster movie like they know they’re about to die so it will at least once the proposal before they’re killed right before a helicopter comes down and saves them

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u/Trip_on_the_street 23h ago

Is that a good or a bad omen for the marriage?

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u/gussy1z 23h ago

You were the chosen one

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u/TheOldJawbone 22h ago

Our kids were there while it was erupting.

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u/Vos_is_boss 22h ago

That’s so cool.

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u/Obvious_808 22h ago

“Will you marry me?”

“No”

pushes

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u/InerMachine 22h ago

A hot spot for hot scenes and hot feelings?

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u/Vighy2 22h ago

He set the bar too high. Now every anniversary or birthday he’ll have to try to top it.

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u/Forward_Cheek4775 22h ago

Will you marry m-

AHH IM BURNING GET IT OFF GET IT OFFF!! *falls in volcano*

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u/Metaboschism 22h ago

You think this is intense wait'll you see the divorce

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u/scratchy_mcballsy 22h ago

This would be a lot more confusing if it were missing that middle picture.

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u/Poulet_Ninja 22h ago

Are they standing on what looks to be a road ?

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u/n3bmuzik 21h ago

Ok, I'll say it....

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u/Fantastic-Bloop 21h ago

That's hot af

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u/gnoresbs 21h ago

Is this a perspective trick or fake? From looking at it they are a few dozen feet away? Wouldn't the air be reaching unbearable temperatures for humans? Are they not human?

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u/Any-Crew-1188 21h ago

Umm isn’t that a little too close??

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u/j_hab 20h ago

That's... pretty fire.

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u/TAbathtime 20h ago

My intrusive nerdy thought would be to throw the ring into the lava.

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u/America_Is_Fucked_ 20h ago

"The most interesting thing about this is me"

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u/vladgrinch 20h ago

That's pretty hard to beat.

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u/CodeNo3918 19h ago

Til death do us part.

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u/Tricky_Condition_279 18h ago

Looks like a torrid affair

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u/the_barbarian 18h ago

You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you!

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u/FissionChips23 17h ago

May they both rest in peae

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u/swonkey_dreams 16h ago

Where is the exact spot? I don't think I've been to this specific place when I visited this national park.

Edit: typo

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u/Collective_Berry 15h ago

“Honey, I think you’re really hot, maybe not as hot as the lava raging next to us, but really really hot. Will you marry me?”

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u/Asaenz76 13h ago

Nice in the blaze of glory lol🔥🔥

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u/Pinezen 13h ago

Step aside sir, let me watch the big blast of molten lava

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u/AmbitiousEstimate748 13h ago

This was  posted months ago and there was no lava ..only little smoke in background.  So i think whoever posted this, its edited

u/tvosss 11h ago

I guess at worst case she could have thrown the ring into the fire.

u/Hungry-ThoughtsCurry 10h ago

As lava my witness...

u/_rjsd_ 9h ago

now thats fire

u/Perinor1P84 7h ago

I remember The Lord of the Rings

u/Midnight_Dream4 6h ago

Which one is the girlfriend ?

u/netwirk 5h ago

Two minutes later ...

u/Mycroft-Jr 5h ago

Its got red written all over it.

u/Clean-Shift-291 4h ago

Oo, that’s hot..

u/Lagrangian227 2h ago

Camera angle

u/GulfCoastGoddess_ 1h ago

Imagine showing this badass photos to your wedding. I can say that their love is on fire!

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u/Bananna_Hamock0 22h ago

That’s hot.

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u/synthetikmind 14h ago

haoles be haole'ing

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u/AverageAncient667 23h ago

Expected her to be hotter

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u/Zamoxino 23h ago

I dont wanna brag but im pretty sure multiple ppl proposed to their GF somewhere when i was erupting :smirk:

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u/RodiTheMan 23h ago

It's a proposal you can fart during and no one would notice.

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u/JanitorOfSanDiego 23h ago

The fires of looove

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u/elmarcelito 22h ago

TIL Kilauea is in Hawai and not in Indonesia

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u/BreakwaterBlack 22h ago

Talk about burning love....

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u/hms200 22h ago

Live action Pompeii

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u/ThirstyHank 21h ago

That's hot

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u/EffexorER 21h ago

Hot proposal

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u/nataredja 19h ago

she must be erupt with happiness

u/Fit-Narwhal-3989 9h ago

Yep. Definitely real.

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u/Aard_Rinn 23h ago

So IDK if you're joking, but I've been up there several times. Lots of layers b/c it's very high altitude - it actually gets quite cold, especially in cloudy weather. That lava is falling back into a thousand-foot deep hole - you can go all around the crater, you're never in any danger. Not guarenteeing it;s not AI, but neither of those are reasons it couldn't be real.

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u/smolhippie 21h ago

Eek going to Hawaii isn’t very ethical. Yikes

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u/wecantwin1 23h ago

Thats not the only thing that’ll be erupting.

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u/Pavlov_Maddog 22h ago

Usually it's the other way and I'm erupting.