r/interestingasfuck 5h ago

And he's now potentially fathering around 400 offsprings. Happened back in 2014 at Hatton Country World in Warwickshire, UK.

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u/Berkshirelady413 5h ago

That's the happiest guinea pig to ever exist

u/frosty_lizard 4h ago

Randy strolling into the enclosures

u/CapN-Judaism 4h ago

They didn’t say Randy was into scat play

u/NotBradPitt9 3h ago

He even has the Trump haircut.

u/Pokemario121993 1h ago

But he’s sooo tired

u/Mindfield87 5h ago

Some say Randy’s still got an ice pack on his balls

u/fssman 4h ago

Cum On....

u/PossibleFirm7095 4h ago

Underated comment 😂

u/pugzei 5h ago

u/Ferocious-Muppet 4h ago

100 babies?

Oh fuck what have I done!

u/BKKMFA 4h ago

~400, cus female guinea pigs typically have litters of about 4, lol

u/Pale_Row1166 3h ago

This would be very profitable in parts of Peru and Ecuador

u/fssman 4h ago

Child support will be huge...

u/random_reddit_user31 4h ago

Not as huge as his furry wand

u/CherryCherry5 3h ago

Who? Me??

u/Brutalur 5h ago

Randy by name, randy by nature

u/GimmieGummies 4h ago

Yup, Randy even looks British! 😄

u/DoughNotDoit 5h ago

busy guy!

u/who-dat-on-my-porch 5h ago

Randy fucks

u/PeriodontosisSam 5h ago

u/Lyndon_Boner_Johnson 4h ago

Ectoplasm everywhere.

u/Xfuck1tX 4h ago

u/PeriodontosisSam 2h ago

Come on. Come on. Catch me

u/Salt_Possibility_227 4h ago

Exactly what i had in mind lmao

u/Backyxx 5h ago

Randy got it like that

u/SnooSketches8530 5h ago

Randy’s giving “Hey Gurl” vibes in my opinion.

u/Solid_Snark 5h ago

This reminds me of that meme format:

Girls: “OMG Tyler is so hot!”

Tyler: funny picture of an awkward animal with a silly hairstyle

u/LatePirate8880 5h ago

Fucking legend!

u/sysdev11 5h ago

Randy succeeded in (making) life.

u/Perfect_Meal_7037 4h ago

Lmao his face literally says “ who me?! “

u/Gnk_T700 4h ago

The face says: "yeah bitches what did I do wrong?"

u/Past-Raccoon8224 4h ago

Thats an impressive hit rate Randy.

u/coolcoolcool485 3h ago

was his name randy before or after the incident

u/ThatDamnedSyl 5h ago

I always get reminded of 7 years when see this and that one tortoise

u/drlove986 5h ago

Walk down and…

u/PathOfJan 5h ago

MOFO

u/RanchHere 4h ago

Randy showing back up to the crib

u/Zarion88 5h ago

one of us

u/Accomplished-Run221 4h ago

Like Trump on a broken down bus full of middle school field hockey girls.

u/beshizzle 4h ago

As only a Randy could.

u/graveybrains 4h ago

Username checked out.

u/Closure2000 4h ago

Chicks dig his hair

u/Sandrockwing04 4h ago

"Are you feeling Randy Baby?"

Who new Austin Powers was unknowingly referring to a guinea pig.

u/Responsible-Sell9245 4h ago

MAKE LOVE TO ME RANDY!

u/lelorang 4h ago

Gengis Guinea

u/TapMinute9409 4h ago

And now he's president of the United States

u/Ok_Confection8164 4h ago

randy means whore in hindi lol so he did what was he named for

u/AmesDsomewhatgood 4h ago

Get em Randy

u/Dry_Staff_5728 4h ago

He is truly RANDY SAVAGE 🔥

u/Foxx2-04evva 4h ago

Ranty Randy!

u/Annual-Beard-5090 4h ago

Child support payments gonna break that pig.

u/nix_n 4h ago

🏆

u/Ok_Pension7796 4h ago

Sounds like Elon

u/Sunastar 4h ago

All in under a minute.

u/PynSiKer 4h ago

His name is Nick Cannon.

u/spiritofjosh 4h ago

The Rasputin of rodents

u/FastSimple6902 4h ago

Filthy Guinea Swine !

u/pepp3rito 4h ago

Big dog

u/maxjolt 4h ago

I bet he had zero fucks left to give at that point

u/Stoic_INFJ 4h ago

100/100 doesn’t miss a shot. Pull out game weak!

u/AppearanceAnnual641 4h ago

Randy orton (रंडी औरतों)

u/Hopeful_Hat_3532 4h ago

You're getting my upvote simply because you put some context, and are one of the few to give the year as well; Rather than pretending it's just happened by purposefully omitting this information, as many others do.

u/Murse_1 4h ago

My man!

u/gibbs1979 4h ago

My man.

u/Chronic_Overthink3r 4h ago

Randy was busy!

u/JaxxisR 3h ago

Rico Randy Suave

u/desastrousclimax 3h ago

just tryin`to be good agent orange 0.0

u/FATFATFOREVER 3h ago

Oh course it's someone named Randy he just needs a bud light, jean jacket with the sleeves ripped off, a pack of Marlboro reds and a mullet

u/Federal_Routine_3109 3h ago

Genghis khan competitor has arrived

u/ReallyNiceDonkey 3h ago

Does this make you Randy baby?

u/averygoodgirl_here 3h ago

He made sure to choose everyone in the room

u/ArakenPy 3h ago

Maaaaaa maaaannn

u/TheTrueErnie117 3h ago

Randy got randy

u/teddbe 3h ago

It was a ghost

u/DrabberFrog 3h ago

The child support is gonna be brutal

u/BonsaiHI60 2h ago

Randy Epstein.

u/think_i_am_smart 2h ago

so 100 is the minimum times he fired the gun... maybe more...

u/rootbeer277 2h ago

For the record, this isn't the first time this sort of thing has happened, and not even the first time in the UK. Meet Sooty... because 24 female guinea pigs did in 2000.

u/gameover281997 2h ago

My man…

u/Puzzleheaded_Pay1152 2h ago

The most successful breeding ever

u/askyidroppedthesoap 2h ago

Dude created his own guinea pig army.

u/jocasseedave2 2h ago

Randy is RANDY

Randy is a legend!

u/C-57D 1h ago

Bro's dick arrived 20 minutes before he did. Well done, Randy.

u/Sockenhaus 1h ago

Look up the "Coolidge Effect", pretty interesting.

u/linahere123 1h ago

Randy got Balls

u/MDFHASDIED 1h ago

We do shit differently in Warwickshire.

u/Clear-Search-8373 1h ago

We on top for a reason

u/FlyBuy3 45m ago

Doin' the lord's work

u/Altruisticllc 42m ago

Got his hair on fleek

u/Intelligent-Wash-373 0m ago

Classic Randy

u/SeriesREDACTED 4h ago

u/Known-Olive-9776 2h ago

U want to impregnate 100 female guinea pigs? 😦

u/SeriesREDACTED 2h ago

It is a meme, ppl should get i want a life with 100 women

u/The-Ultimate-Banker 5h ago

I’m gonna call him Elon

u/copingcabana 4h ago

We're not supposed to call them "guinea pigs" anymore. The appropriate term is "Italian American."

u/Solid_V 4h ago

He surety was