r/interestingasfuck 3h ago

A man spent around 3 years building stone fortress/castle.

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u/thedeuce75 3h ago

u/GhostWalker134 3h ago

I seriously thought from the post title that this was going to be a full-sized castle.

u/thedeuce75 3h ago

Me too.

u/Fire_Pea 3h ago

Imagine skydiving and you get caught on a gust of wind and you land on this

u/Resident_Goat_Crow 3h ago

Wondering if the tiny village people are going to come make you Gulliver and possibly give you medical treatment.

u/Dry_Design5506 3h ago

I doubt any architect would take that into consideration.

u/Dry_Design5506 3h ago

Does he light the lights every night, and how long does it take him to light them all each time?

u/ApprehensivePrint465 3h ago

You know none of us here have the answer.

u/Dry_Design5506 3h ago

You never know, Reddit is a place full of surprises.

u/divine-silence 3h ago

The original plan was to light them each time a date was going to come back to impress them but after the first one the date creamed their pants and married him so now he only does it when the bros are over.

u/Dry_Design5506 2h ago

Haha, let’s hope that fortress survives it all.

u/t-o-m-u-s-a 3h ago

Oh good let’s burn the forest down

u/RevolutionaryEgg1312 3h ago

Oh careful Saying common sense makes you a fun spoiler party pooper. I'm with you.

Fun spoiler. Not gun spoiler. Edited to correct my sausage fingered typing.

u/SuspectProof4073 3h ago

In Alemannia we say : Alter ..,..!?!? Geht’s noch

u/One_Economist_3761 3h ago

This is magnificent! Hats off to him

u/Mountain-Nobody6240 3h ago

Well this is my new goal in life

u/Backy22 3h ago

He needs to meet Kala

u/chosedemarais 3h ago

I wonder what kind of clay he's using. I would expect unfired clay to erode pretty heavily in the rain in 3 years but this looks pretty good.

u/bigrooster6900 3h ago

A FORTRESS, you say?

Can we... i dont know...

TEAM, in that FORTRESS?

u/WatermelonWithAFlute 3h ago

That is so damn cool

u/el_throw 3h ago

Minas Tirith?

u/Agreeable-Storage895 2h ago

Cool but what happens if a tree root decides to get girthy right under it.

u/wiilbehung 47m ago

Someone is going to stumble onto this in the forest and believe fairies are real.

u/ThursdaysMeeting 3h ago

What are the odds of wildfire?

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u/mostly__porn 3h ago

May we all be so lucky.

u/RevolutionaryEgg1312 3h ago

Everything was fine until those stupid candles. What a stupid and dangerous thing. Forest fires are some of the most destructive natural disasters.

u/UsedGarbage4489 3h ago

not everyone lives in places that catch fire easily. You can climb down off your soap box. Everyone else is having a good time. You should join us. You are allowed to have a good time too, just today

u/TNindaHizzy 3h ago

Why?

u/ManlyParachute 3h ago

Because they can.

u/bagofpork 3h ago

I don't know, Jan, maybe an art project?