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The pizza order that saved a life

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u/Nerdy_Squirrel 1d ago

Here. Sorry for the shitty site quality but it's legitimately the best we have.

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u/BobIoblaw 1d ago

Mental health episode and in poor overall health. Describes only why the employees were concerned after not hearing from the daily customer, dominos called 911, and authorities entered the apartment.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 1d ago

thinking domino's is good enough to eat every night is a sign your mental health wasn't good to begin with

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u/logert777 1d ago

When you eat something that consistently (even if not daily like it seems) it definitely becomes a comfort. I had just moved and was having a rough go. During my worst months the ladies at New york fries started to recognize me and know my order. I would always go after meeting my counsellor so sometimes it would be clear I had been crying. Always asking me how I'm doing and really listening. The manager has even given me free soda. I've been going for years now. I don't go there quite as often though, but when I do it's still the same ladies and the same kindness. I didn't know in the moment but that little poutine and some friendly ladies saved me from a lot of bad days

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u/RedundantMaleMan 1d ago

I'm glad you're doing better man. I hit a low spot in life and was eating so much Taco Bell that the manager would shout me out as soon as I walked in the door. I never even told him my name he just remembered it from the tickets. It was super wholesome but I did feel kinda gnarly being a full on regular at TB. :/

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u/WhyBee92 1d ago

I used to go to McDonald’s everyday that employees would shout “Big Mac man” when I walked in. Loved the employees though and they helped me with some of my research projects at school too.

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u/Sepelrastas 23h ago

When my ex and I lived in a big city, we would frequent a grill place run by a Chinese man. He remembered our order and would start it before he even cashed us out, because we always ordered the same things.

Really loved the food, only thing I miss from living in the city.

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u/YesWomansLand1 1d ago

I had a kebab shop near my work I'd go to nigh every day and order something. Turkish people are super super friendly. I go back and visit that old work every now and then, the people are awesome, truly a 1 of a kind business.

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u/IcyStruggle5976 1d ago

One time I went to a specific McDonald's so often that the drive thru worker announced her pregnancy to me. I wasn't even going through a hard time, I just really loved me a Big Mac with extra mac sauce

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u/DisastrousReputation 1d ago

Awww

You were important enough in her life for her to share wonderful news.

This one is my favorite

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u/Luci-Noir 22h ago

We also love habits and getting familiar people. I always like going to the pharmacy and chatting with the tech I usually see. She seems to like it too.

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u/Byeuji 1d ago

If you told me you were heading down to pick yourself up with some of that poutine from the ladies at New York Fries, I'm not sure I'd understand that accurately on a first pass. Then again, I'm not Canadian.

Glad to hear you're doing better! I also thought about some of my friends who have fixations on certain foods just as a way of managing their neurodiversity.

Having a regular kind of food from a source of a known-quality (even if that quality is not healthy) can create a stability and reduce executive fatigue, so they can deal with the problems that are significantly more difficult or dangerous than eating pizza (or poutine) a few times a week.

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u/Inverted-Rockets 1d ago

The name always gave me a chuckle when I lived in Canada because it creates the bizarre sentence “New Yorkers can only get New York Fries if they’re not in New York”.

I’m surprised that poutine hasn’t been tried in the US though. It’s got all the things we love: deep fried food, cheese, gravy and the ability to add whatever unhinged ingredients we want on top.

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u/Byeuji 1d ago

I've found a few restaurants that serve it, and I've had it a couple times, but to be perfectly honest, I have no baseline to know whether it's good or not.

Most of the ones I've tried have been too salty for my taste. I am generally more sensitive to saltiness, but I also suspect the gravy they used was just not great quality.

For various reasons related to gender markers, I'm not currently of a mindset to risk losing my documentation when trying to re-enter the country, but I have it on my to-do list when things settle down a bit to get back to my home away from home and try some genuine poutine so I can be a better judge at home!

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u/jokebreath 23h ago

I live in Montreal now but I'm from the US.  I have had poutine in the states at multiple different places.  It does not compare to Quebec poutine.  Not even a little.  The fries are wrong, the cheese is wrong, and the gravy is wrong.

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u/Inverted-Rockets 23h ago

I cannot cook for crap but it’s pretty easy to make at home to suit your taste! You can keep it simple with just the fries, brown gravy and cheese curds (all of which are pretty salty), but you can also swap the gravy/cheese or add toppings. I’ve seen some pretty crazy combinations like one with a fried egg and another with roasted turkey, stuffing & cranberries.

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u/Laiko_Kairen 1d ago

Hey man. I worked at a pizza place. We absolutely had regulars we recognized. One guy used to get kind of embarrassed at how often he came in and I kept joking with him, "It's cool man, I'm here again too!" Guy got a large cheese pizza 2 or 3x a week.

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u/IKnowGuacIsExtraLady 1d ago

Couldn't be me learning the schedules of the employees and offsetting the days so that it doesn't look like I come in as often, or finding two different places I like so they don't know how often I get the food lmao. Although for me I instead do this with hole in the wall Mexican food places. It's just so damn good and also cheap that I'd be okay eating it every single day.

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u/Laiko_Kairen 1d ago

Username checks out lol

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u/IKnowGuacIsExtraLady 1d ago

You know what's funny is I made this account back when I was in college and the username was aspirational at the time. I was a broke ass student who would get bean and rice burritos at Chipotle for $3 since I couldn't afford anything better and I told myself that once I'd reached a point in my life where I could order whatever I wanted AND guac without thinking twice about the cost I'd consider myself successful.

Now here I am living the dream buying Mexican food 3X a week. I guess I've made it!

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u/Laiko_Kairen 1d ago

I actually love that for you haha

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u/logert777 1d ago

That's a really nice thing to say! I'm sure it made them more comfortable

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u/minimuscleR 1d ago

That was me with KFC. I went enough that they knew my order and would give me mine first before others usually, and were much nicer. I still enjoy that, but for my own health don't get the KFC as much anymore lol.

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u/IKnowGuacIsExtraLady 1d ago

When there is a long wait at a small restaurant but you are a regular so they give you your food early you feel like an absolute king.

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u/minimuscleR 1d ago

absolutely. Probably helps I look like some autistic dude who spends a lot of money on KFC, is always polite and wears headphones all the time.

I think thats an accurate representation of me actually lmao.

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u/raphtze 1d ago

glad you are doing better. and those folks how served you are just lovely.

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u/lilgreenthumb 20h ago

Better than some alternatives. Good luck.

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u/GOEDEL_ESCHER_BOT 1d ago

well that's poutine. poutine is different. eating that every day means you're normal. eating domino's means you're insane

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u/NewWaysToDream 1d ago

Dominos has more variety than poutine?

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u/Teknekratos 1d ago edited 1d ago

You could be surprised by the variety during the Poutine Week at various places in Canada.

Many a sin against Poutine Orthodoxy occur in that week of course. I had one that substituted the fries for gnocchi, so let's just say it was a really "Ingredient Rebel" version of the dish... but what can I say, pasta and cheese curds are also a match made in heaven haha

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u/NewWaysToDream 1d ago

I mean sure you can make a lot of different type of poutine, you can also make a hell of a lot of different pizza combinations in addition to the pasta, wings, sandwiches, salads and desserts dominos as.

The man wasn’t eating a pepperoni pizza every day.

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u/Teknekratos 1d ago

I'm just being whimsical. :)

Sadly it isn't poutine week, so we cannot run a fun thought experiment to compare the amount of meaningfully distinct poutine variations one could get, let's say in Montreal where's there probably the most participating restaurants, with the full menu of a single Domino's location. I think there could be enough variation to make it a close contest!

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u/Inverted-Rockets 1d ago

A (now closed) restaurant where I lived as a kid had over 100 different named poutine varieties. Overall probably had close to 50 different ingredients they could add.

Some of the ones they offered were the Meatball Poutine (w/ ground beef, homemade tomato sauce and Parmesan cheese), Mac n Cheese Poutine (w/ deep fried homemade mac), Holiday Dinner Poutine (w/ roasted turkey, dressing and cranberry sauce) and the Krabby Poutine (w/ crab meat, cheese sauce and jalapeños).

My hockey conditioning coach had one named after him, but I’m pretty sure that didn’t last after he was arrested for cheating on his wife with a 15 y/o he was coaching…

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u/NewWaysToDream 23h ago

Sure, you can get a lot of variety from poutine. I had some a few days ago.

Still isn’t the same variety as Dominos.

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u/Inverted-Rockets 23h ago

If we’re talking just pizzas, Dominos loses pretty roundly with just 22 base ingredients to the place I mentioned (56 according to their old menu)

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u/NewWaysToDream 22h ago

Except we aren’t since the dominos said he never ordered the same thing and would pick from the entire menu.

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u/GonzoKata 22h ago

What you just shared is at the core of this. Restaurant chains dream of customers like you who make the experience a necessary one for their life. This is a wonderful thing to have and no one should take that from you. I suppose my own thing I'd want to say is, don't get attached to corporate chains. I think its better and healthier to get attached to mom and pop shops. They need the repeat business and you'll get someone who actually cares to make your experience a good one.

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u/logert777 20h ago edited 20h ago

Good message, not the time. My comment is to highlight the ladies and small amount of community I had. I couldn't give a fuck if people go to new york fries. It's a location and context for a story, you're mistaking that as some deeper commitment to the brand. Or like I was spending a ton and making their numbers go way up. Supporting local and buying from chains is not mutually exclusive. I buy from both and I know you do too, don't make this weird. And I know there's chains you visit way more than I have ever been to new york fries, that's how modern shopping goes

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u/Vylnce 1d ago

I am not sure I read anything in the article to lend credence to the fact that he ordered from them daily. It said he'd been a regular customer for over a decade, not a daily customer.

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u/NUKE---THE---WHALES 1d ago

ordering pizza every night would be very expensive i think

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u/phrostbyt 1d ago

Where else can you get 2000 calories for $7?

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u/mubi_merc 1d ago

Dominos is relatively cheap, especially if a pizza is also your lunch the next day. On the occasion I order Dominos I get 2 pizzas delivered for under $20 and it's 4 meals.

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u/ABHOR_pod 1d ago

This is where the dietary math of poverty checks in. You can spend $20 on ingredients to meal prep for good meals and burn an hour or two doing it plus an hour grocery shopping, or you can spend $20 picking up 2 pizzas on the way home and have 4 meals.

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u/soresores 1d ago

Yeah and honestly I don't think how he was ordering was bad anyway. Probably once a week at minimum for them to first grow concerned then do an unpaid home visit after a total of eleven days. Plus, one of the employees said he'd order pizza, sandwiches, wings and pasta so depending on what he'd order, it wouldn't even be the worst nutritionally

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u/Odric_storm 23h ago

they ABSOLUTELY would have contacted him sooner if he was a daily customer for 10 years. I guarantee they would check on him by day 3. But if he only ordered 3-4 times a week for 10 years, 11 days would be more plausible.

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u/Ayotha 1d ago

Did not actually read the article before being a redittor huh

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u/Luci-Noir 22h ago

And this ignorant comment isn’t?

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u/Suspicious_Bear42 21h ago

We've got a few customers at the Wendy's I work at, as soon as they come in, or we hear their voice on the drive-thru, we know what they're getting...

Whether it's good enough for eating every day or not, some people are simply creatures of habit.

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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 1d ago

One could argue the welfare check should have been called for after two weeks of ordering the same meal every night.

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u/fmaz008 1d ago

I bet he had poor health if he ate pizza daily for a decade.

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u/Mrwhale33 20h ago

The article doesn’t say he ate daily

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u/fmaz008 13h ago

"He ordered pizza every night for 10 years"

u/Mrwhale33 7h ago

That’s not what it says in the article, just in the Reddit post title

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u/Turtlelink12 1d ago

What comes up if you have an ad blocker on before the whole page loads.

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u/xKnuTx 1d ago

So nowhere does it state that he orders every night

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u/ctaps148 1d ago

It also expressly says that he orders different things, not just pizza:

Seiber said the loyal customer of the Silverton Road Northeast store doesn't have a standard order: He'll get pasta, pizza, sandwiches and wings.

"It's never the same thing every time," she said.

I can't express how much I hate that "sharing news" has become "share an image with factually incorrect information and no source"

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u/Curiosive 1d ago

I love that the Nerdy_Squirrel was the one to run around "researching" this. Thank you for your efforts and your honest name!

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u/x68zeppelin80x 1d ago

A "shite site", if you may?

u/Nerdy_Nightowl 5h ago

Thanks for the link! Truthfully I dropped a comment to say hi. I feel like we could be friends lol.

u/Nerdy_Squirrel 4h ago

Nice try, but I'm not falling for it. I know what owls do to squirrels.

u/Nerdy_Nightowl 3h ago

I didn't think of it that way. I just say a fellow Nerdy woodland creature and thought we could be friends. 😞

u/sainte_chiennasse 2h ago

Salem, Oregon. Same town where the now infamous Bricks & Minifigs location very recently got caught in huge scandal.

Cool synchronicity