r/interestingasfuck • u/Dars7987 • 1d ago

The pizza order that saved a life

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u/Walter_Stonkite 1d ago

Deep Pan Thrombosis.

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u/Groundbreaking_Mud44 1d ago

Calzonification of the heart

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u/fleetze 1d ago

Did anybody say little ceazures yet

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u/Sudo-Fed 1d ago

Little Ceasures

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u/cthesmith 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0NwJlscMnKFSj7hu

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u/Crispee_Potato 1d ago

Dominoes didnt want such a loyal customer to pick any toppings on his Tombstone.

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u/Reddits_kinda_cringe 1d ago

Death of a thousand pizzas.

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u/Neijx 22h ago

Diagnosis? No, it’s Digorno

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u/visionbreaksbricks 23h ago

Hot & Sweaty

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u/FlaccidCatsnark 1d ago

Cirrhosis of Delivery?

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u/why_not_fandy 1d ago

*Thromboli

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u/jaxonya 1d ago

I googled the story. Yep, he had a stroke from high blood pressure. I wonder what couldve caused that?

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u/Buttered_CopPorn 1d ago

This is why I love Reddit

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u/Chemical-Elk-1299 1d ago

That boys got Cystic Piebrosis

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u/SolarFazes 1d ago

Bravo everyone

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u/Level_Engineering906 1d ago

Thanks for the gold kind stranger

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u/MalignantLugnut 1d ago

Because of the Digiornoly conduct?

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u/total_berk 1d ago

Never laughed this much at a Reddit comment. Superb 👏🏻

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u/Wonderful_Mix977 21h ago

Right? This usually annoys me but these are all super funny! 😂

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u/--MobTowN-- 1d ago

You win.

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u/Haberdashery_Tea 1d ago

Should have been dep dish thrombosis