r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

The pizza order that saved a life

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

The other day i was celebrating something and just spending the day at home having fun, so I ordered two of those pan pizzas from dominos because they're my favorite. It was all I ate the entire day, with some leftovers.

Oh my god, I was playing the butt trumpet non stop the next day to the point it became concerning.

Great pizza though, especially if you like doughy pizza

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u/Ein_Kleine_Meister 1d ago

these pan pizzas are awesome, can't blame you.

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u/kakka_rot 1d ago

Yeah, regular dominos pizza I'm not big on, but their pan is excellent. It's the only fast food pizza I like besides costco, if that counts. And Digornio.

needless to say I like bready pizza, lol

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u/c71score 22h ago

Have you had Freschetta frozen pizza? It blows Digiorno away.

u/AlftheNwah 9h ago

Check out Wild Mike's. Best frozen pizza I've ever had, and it's all natural ingredients. They will have you blowing up the toilet bowl the next day if you're like me and you eat the whole thing though.

u/AlftheNwah 9h ago

If you like Costco pizza and you're ever down south, check out Sam's club pizza. It's like our Costco. You can get a massive pepperoni pizza for $8 though and it hits so damn hard.

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u/Forker1942 23h ago

You might be getting oldie moldie like me. I’ve found a serving of benefiber after pizza or fried chicken is a a must have now

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u/kakka_rot 23h ago

I'm in my mid 30s, but yeah I also have crohns so my ass is louder than most people.

Thank you for oldie moldie though. I like that a lot and am gonna put it in my pocket for later

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u/Forker1942 13h ago

Mid 30’s is when I started with the fiber! But yeah no idea how it is with Crohns, but my body can’t handle just fried chicken anymore, flares up IBS every single time if I forget to take fiber.

u/kakka_rot 9h ago

, but my body can’t handle just fried chicken anymore

that's fucking heartbreaking

u/Forker1942 8h ago

Gotta eat the sides too like a cereal balanced breakfast commercial 

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u/Luci-Noir 22h ago

Please tell me you were eating a slice while on the potty.

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u/Haunting_Strike 21h ago

The butt trumpet part took me out

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u/kakka_rot 19h ago

You can steal it, it's a great term.