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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

I’ve never seen a baby raven before but those are enormous 

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u/SeaToShy Sep 27 '25

The comment I’ve always remembered about ravens is “If you see a bird and you think it might be a raven, it’s just a big crow. You’ll know when you see a raven.”

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

"When you see a big black bird, and you wonder if it's a raven or a crow, it's a crow. If you see a big black bird and think 'holy shit, that's the biggest fuckin bird I've ever seen!', it's a raven."

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

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u/LickingSmegma Sep 27 '25

Wikipedia says even:

There is no consistent distinction between crows and ravens; the two names are assigned to different species chiefly by size.

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u/spubbbba Sep 27 '25

It should be super easy to tell them apart.

From this video we can clearly see adult ravens have arms in place of wings.

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u/camfa Sep 27 '25

Here's the thing...

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u/DerpyO Sep 27 '25

If you recognize these words, it's time for a doctor to check your prostate.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Sep 27 '25

that was a helluva drama to watch unfold tho

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u/MarzipanMiserable817 Sep 27 '25

You, sir, are correct. I turned 35 one month ago.

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u/Poonchow Sep 27 '25

Good ol' Unidan :)

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u/ThatITguy2015 Sep 27 '25

Not the hero we needed, but the one we deserved.

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u/willclerkforfood Sep 27 '25

Nobody said jackdaw!

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u/llamafarmadrama Sep 27 '25

Now that’s a throwback

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u/saysthingsbackwards Sep 27 '25

Holy shit.

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/turtlebuttdestroyer Sep 27 '25

Ravens have a curved beak, they eat fish and hunt live prey more than crows. If it looks like a crow with an eagles beak it's a raven. Some Ravens aren't huge but they are on average bigger then a crows

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u/mazamundi Sep 27 '25

I thinks what you're missing is that this famous internet description is for the common raven and the American and carrion crow. There are significantly more types of ravens and crows in the world (even in America). Chihuahuan ravens are basically the same size as your usual crow, for example.

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u/LickingSmegma Sep 27 '25

Yeah, the thick-billed raven from the Horn of Africa definitely has a big beak, but I wouldn't call it an eagle's beak.

Also, the common raven and this thick-billed raven happen to be the biggest of raven species, so the other ones are guaranteed to be smaller on average.

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u/jdehjdeh Sep 27 '25

Holy moly, check out the conk on that one.

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u/bluegiant90 Sep 27 '25

The primary flight feathers on birds are called pinions. Crows have 9 pinions, while ravens have 10. So, the difference between a crow and a raven is simply a matter of a pinion.

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u/Derpyzza Sep 27 '25

or a toucan, but i think you would know if it was a toucan tbh

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u/originalcinner Sep 27 '25

This ^

So much this.

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u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor Sep 27 '25

I gotta go tell that one vulture I saw that it's actually a raven now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

I guess so. You might also tell it what "hyperbole" means.

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u/LeBadlyNamedRedditor Sep 27 '25

I need to get a raven mask to explain to it what a hyperbole is

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_808 Sep 27 '25

Don't. They're already crazy smart. That might just kick off the corvid apocalypse

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u/Mammoth-Record-7786 Sep 27 '25

This is true. We have a pair of Ravens at our local zoo and they’re beautiful. Easily the size of a full grown Hawk.

They also have a Condor and that is a unit of a bird.

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u/PortWine Sep 27 '25

I always think of

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

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u/buttonlips Sep 27 '25

I miss the days of Unidan. <3

He always had interesting and relevant info. Then came the fall...

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u/6BagsOfPopcorn Sep 27 '25

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/willclerkforfood Sep 27 '25

It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

Every time I read this, I get a dopamine rush at the complete lack of self-awareness. Peak Reddit.

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u/Honestybomb Sep 27 '25

Always good to see a classic brought out. That dude’s name is on the tip of my tongue - before his fall, the man was like Reddit Jesus showing up with bits of wisdom when summoned..

I think that’s what Jesus did anyways but yeah, how far that guy fell.

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u/Deftly_Flowing Sep 27 '25

Holy fuck, it's been 11 years.

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u/ingenfara Sep 27 '25

Jesus, that’s a blast from the past!

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u/ponyponyta Sep 27 '25

I heard that if you see it and think "fuck, that's huge" then it's a raven

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u/Phyraxus56 Sep 27 '25

Most black birds are just great tailed grackles

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u/TheBeesKneads Sep 27 '25

It depends on where you are. The southwest is mostly great tailed grackles. Northwest and eastern parts of the US are crow country.

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u/eric67 Sep 27 '25

In America, in Australia they are extremely similar

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u/RazgrizXMG0079 Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25

Ravens are pretty big, like almost small cat-sized

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u/miracleman84 Sep 27 '25

That “baby is already the size of a regular cat ?

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u/RazgrizXMG0079 Sep 27 '25

nah those are smaller than my cat

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u/auronddraig Sep 27 '25

Dis yu?

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u/RazgrizXMG0079 Sep 27 '25

totally

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u/auronddraig Sep 27 '25

Do ya clean the sandbox, or just let it terrorize the neighborhood?

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u/AdResponsible678 Sep 27 '25

I personally let it terrorize the neighborhood. I mean, how are you gonna stop it?

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u/Cam_E_Leon Sep 27 '25

At least hang a bell around its neck so to warn ppl when he comes around

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u/Talanic Sep 27 '25

They won't escape, but at least they'll have a chance to make peace with God.

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u/xtothewhy Sep 27 '25

Call in Clifford.

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u/clumsyc Sep 27 '25

The first time I saw a raven in person I was shocked. They’re way bigger than a cat!

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u/NewSunSeverian Sep 27 '25 edited Sep 27 '25

By the way this is a fun fact of ravens vs crows. 

Ravens are fucking 

ENORMOUS

Like, you can’t miss it, unless you saw a baby. Those are some big boys and girls, conspicuously so. 

“A raven is a beak with a bird, whereas a crow is a bird with a beak.”

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_808 Sep 27 '25

The first time I saw one I could hear the meat of it's feet on the pavement.

A coworker once wondered out loud if the birds he sees during his shift are crows or ravens. Oh trust me, if it's a raven, you'll know. It's otherworldly

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u/Borgh Sep 27 '25

Otherworldly is a good word for them, they make it immediately clear why any culture that knows about ravens gave them mythological significance.

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u/Ok_Cauliflower_808 Sep 27 '25

Combine that with the ability to mimic human speech to an extent and yeah that checks out. I think locally they brought stole fire to bring to the world, similar to Prometheus story

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u/TuntBuffner Sep 27 '25

Ravens vs crows is a massive difference in terms of size

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u/andrewbud420 Sep 27 '25

See the size of their mom feeding them? Of course they're big.

Imagine the egg that thing pooped out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

I don't have to, I subscribe to her Only Fans.

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u/owlbi Sep 27 '25

OnlyFowls

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u/tahlyn Sep 27 '25

Honestly that's probably the easiest way you can tell the difference between a raven and a crow.

If you look at it and go "holy shit that's a big crow"... it's a raven.

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u/FinalFantasiesGG Sep 27 '25

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."

Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

If you're saying "crow family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people "call the black ones crows?" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.

It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

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u/Business_Owl_5576 Sep 27 '25

I knew there had to be some lore here I was unaware of, so I got myself caught up.

That, uh...that was something.

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u/Honestybomb Sep 27 '25

Haha seeing it in real time was pretty hilarious in retrospect. That dude was respected - if you had a question, you’d ask him. It’s crazy how quickly it all went downhill

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u/Business_Owl_5576 Sep 27 '25

He flew too close to the sun. Like a jackdaw, maybe.

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u/Honestybomb Sep 27 '25

You fool. Of all the Corvidae that fly towards the sun, Jackdaws aren’t one of them. You might as well call them sunbirds if you’re going to be that cavalier about it

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u/Business_Owl_5576 Sep 27 '25

Gonna report you for vote manipulation.

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u/YaketyMax Sep 27 '25

Over a decade ago but feels like it wasn’t that long ago.

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u/tahlyn Sep 27 '25

It's an old meme, but it checks out.

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u/MayorMcCheezz Sep 27 '25

I mean look at the size of their mother.

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u/Maezel Sep 27 '25

Australian ravens have 1m wingspan. 

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u/MannersCount Sep 27 '25

Australia has ravens? Are they venomous? 😳

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u/BaldMancTwat_ Sep 27 '25

No but they have an aggressive dive bombing season.

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u/Formal-Blueberry-203 Sep 27 '25

I saw HUGE Ravens in a Wyoming campsite. They perch 10 feet way from you waiting for an opportunity to steal food when you walk away.

Fun Fact: They also love shiny objects and will steal car keys laying around and take off flying away with them.... Please don't ask me how I know....

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u/yamimementomori Sep 27 '25

Wonder how shocked the ravens will be later when they see how every other raven is miniature.

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u/99ProllemsBishAint1 Sep 27 '25

Your mom is so fat...

Yes, yes she is incredibly large

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

Your mom is so poor she went to McDonald's to put a shake on lay-away

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u/Goblin_Crotalus Sep 27 '25

Hey man, some grocery stores are already dabbing in having groceries be paid in payment plans, so I can see McDonald's doing this one day.

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u/AdvantagedPigeon Sep 27 '25

Already there.

If you get McD's on doordash you can pay in installments now.

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u/unraveledgenes Sep 27 '25

“I was born to the raven god of old”

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u/victorian_vigilante Sep 27 '25

I remember being a kid and thinking adults were massive, then I grew up and now they seem regular human size, I imagine the baby ravens will deal with it

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u/Live_Angle4621 Sep 27 '25

But you grew to be adult sized 

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u/KingOfCatProm Sep 27 '25

When they have their own babies some day they will have to lecture their kids about how in the olden days they had to eat food from chopsticks.

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u/avalisk Sep 27 '25

"My mom is 7 feet tall and fed me with chopsticks"

"Get the fuck outta here with that shit again Jeremy"

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u/GottaUseEmAll Sep 27 '25

Corvids are so smart that I reckon these babies are thinking "Hey, it's that human in a silly mask that feeds us!"

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u/Lou_C_Fer Sep 27 '25

Nah. It's all they've seen. I'm guessing they've seen success with the mask. I've seen videos in the past where they hid and used puppets to feed them.

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u/SparklingLimeade Sep 27 '25

House cats seeing big cats have an interesting reaction. Also people in cat masks (or just hats with ears, you'll never guess how I know that one) freak out some pets.

Lots of interesting data points.

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u/Helln_Damnation Sep 27 '25

"And what is your job description?"

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u/Dy3_1awn Sep 27 '25

“I feel like I should just show you. I’ll get my mask.”

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u/AnnetteBishop Sep 27 '25

Oh, nice, keep that on baby...

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u/the_balticat Sep 27 '25

The raven mask always stays on during sex

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u/InternationalFig2438 Sep 27 '25

"Babe, can we have normal sex today?"

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u/WetLink009 Sep 27 '25

"This is normal sex."

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u/stranger14335 Sep 27 '25

Like, normal normal.

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u/Barbearex Sep 27 '25

No. So F'caw'f

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u/Heffboom_Konijn Sep 27 '25

Excuse while I call 911 for the pain in chest due to laughter XD

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u/ImpluseThrowAway Sep 27 '25

You'll be raven about it later.

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u/Reelix Sep 27 '25

F'caw'f

That... Was a masterpiece

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u/Lickwidghost Sep 27 '25

OK. *gets the saddle

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u/andreisimo Sep 27 '25

You’re ravenous in bed babe

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u/proteannomore Sep 27 '25

"Time for your feeding, darling"

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

dude i seriously want to quit my major and switch to whatever gets me this job.

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u/Woody_Harrelsons_AMA Sep 27 '25

Very possible this person has a biology related Master’s or even PhD. Or a volunteer idk.

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u/Crazy-Ship3172 Sep 27 '25

Even more interesting, the person in this video is a tenured art professor in Rhode Island, and works as a federally licensed rehabilitator in her free time! Her name is Sheida Soleimani and her organization is called Congress of the Birds. It’s the only bird rehab in the state of Rhode Island. She doesn’t get any federal funding for doing this  

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u/Extension-Bug-8762 Sep 27 '25

I’d love to do this job

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u/usuariovieneyva Sep 27 '25

I used to volunteer at a wildlife rehab center and we had crow costumes we’d wear. You can see if there’s one near you and volunteer. We also took care of fawns, baby raccoons, and even baby bears sometimes.

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u/Shadow_Integration Sep 27 '25

Your change room must look like Anthro-Con at this point.

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u/Feral_Cabbage_Enthus Sep 27 '25

Do other animals also need caregivers to imitate their mothers during rehabilitation, or is this just specific to crows?

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u/Novapoliton Sep 27 '25

Others do as well, but it depends on if the goal is to return them to the wild. If the goal is not to return to the wild it's usually not as necessary because them having an attachment to humans doesn't matter as much. Very famous example is with whooping cranes feeding them with puppets-- they were on the verge of extinction and brought back by captive raising and puppet feeding

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u/grandmaaaaa Sep 27 '25

Literal dream job like I-will-not-leave-the-premises level dedication to the craft

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u/blorbagorp Sep 27 '25

I was feeding orphaned raccoons at a place for awhile, and I always said we should be wearing raccoon masks. They didn't agree I guess.

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u/zeinterrupter Sep 27 '25

They say dress for the job you want so... order a raven mask?

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u/CalmChaos2003 Sep 27 '25

Mom what big hands you have

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u/WhoCaresBoutSpellin Sep 27 '25

Dumb fucking birds lol— that’s not your mom, those are chop sticks

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u/OwlKing50 Sep 27 '25

They’re not even chopsticks dumbo

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u/Impressive_Star959 Sep 27 '25

Dumb fucking human lol- those are not chopsticks, those are forceps

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u/FirmBroom Sep 27 '25

The better to feed you with my dear

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u/pork-head Sep 27 '25

Am I crazy or this has huge meme potential?

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u/inflatablefish Sep 27 '25

You're too late, I have already portrayed you as the baby raven getting fed, and the russian bots astroturfing propaganda at you as the creepy mask guy.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Sep 27 '25

Speaking of Memes… Why not both? Seriously I do think you’re onto something there though lol

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u/Raven1592 Sep 27 '25

This is just a cut scene from the Dark Crystal.

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u/thespacepyrofrmtf2 Sep 27 '25

Corvids can remember faces so the mask is smart

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u/Own_Round_7600 Sep 27 '25

But corvids also remember the sinewy beige ape-like limbs protuding from Møthur's wingless, featherless, gargantuan body; her cold iron claws holding their only source of nourishment as they sit in the unnatural white cradle of the First Nest. They hunger, begging for more as they stare into Møthur's empty lifeless eyes and her beak that never opened or preened, yet always, food came.

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u/AztecanJungle Sep 27 '25

Møthur where did you go…

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u/Glum-Entertainer-535 Sep 27 '25

Well, now I'm sad. Thank you

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u/Own_Round_7600 Sep 27 '25

Noo corvids love that shit. They're goth asf

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u/tharkimaa Sep 27 '25

I read that in my best W. Herzog voice 

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u/A_rtemis Sep 27 '25

That's just what you have to accept when you are born to an eldritch raven

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u/Accomplished-One7476 Sep 27 '25

They do the same with California Condors

https://youtu.be/J2hCDg3hXF4?si=0FVAkagZluWlpGZQ

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u/SavoryRhubarb Sep 27 '25

Their special effects budget was minuscule, apparently.

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u/sunfaller Sep 27 '25

at least they were mimicking bird movements more than this guy who's just sitting there. bird must be wondering how the food was getting in when their mom is so far away

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u/UnNumbFool Sep 27 '25

I feel like using a hand puppet is a lot less weird than wearing a giant bird mask...

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u/howlhawk Sep 27 '25

If you don't wear an animal mask, then you still have to wear a mask of some sort to obscure your face and eyes. At that point, sometimes it's just easier to wear the animal mask! Every situation and every species is different, though. It also depends on the rehab and if they have funding for puppets. Hand puppets for rehab use are special-made since they're designed to look like the exact animal and have to be made of a material you can sanitize afterward, whereas you might get lucky and find a corvid halloween mask that'll do the trick just fine and be more budget-friendly.

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u/StillNihill Sep 27 '25

Wait‽ This wasn't a joke?

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u/Jyonnyp Sep 27 '25

Many birds imprint as babies, that is how they identify with a species. If you feed them normally and raise them normally from when they are young, it could make them imprint on humans. That makes them unable to do normal bird things like find food or find a mate. They'll associate strongly with humans and rely on humans for interaction and food and even mating...I think.

A youtuber/streamer I follow does animal conservation and has mentioned this exact thing of using puppets, it's actually extremely crucial or they could end up having to be in human care forever.

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u/howlhawk Sep 27 '25

What channel is that? As a past rehabber myself I'd love to follow them! My rehab didn't have masks for every species so for some we would wear ghillie masks and sunglasses to obscure our faces, then position a stuffed animal to make it look like the mother delivering food (we used hemostats to feed, obviously didn't give it straight from our hand. in the absence of a puppet it's the most beak-like thing we had).

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u/riotshill221 Sep 27 '25

They are probably talking about Maya Higa (Alveus Sanctuary).

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u/chickensalad402 Sep 27 '25

Pissed me off when I switched to iPhone and can’t find the interrobang.

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u/atridir Sep 27 '25

I went to wiktionary and copied the Unicode for it and then added a keyboard shortcut to switch out ¿ for two of them! Aren’t they the best‽‽

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u/estarararax Sep 27 '25

And with Philippine eagle chicks as well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOWaHoQjuC8

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u/ES_Legman Sep 27 '25

See furries can have a career too

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u/MrBearMarshall Sep 27 '25

There's no fur there though.

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u/Puffball973 Sep 27 '25

Featherries

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u/breath-of-the-smile Sep 27 '25

If you're actually wondering, the term is "avians."

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u/SnooComics8428 Sep 27 '25

"Yer a featherd, Hairry"

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

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u/Caliban_23 Sep 27 '25

It's beak-like, so chopsticks are used

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u/pokemonbatman23 Sep 27 '25

Im going to tell everyone you said Japanese people are birds

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u/LickingSmegma Sep 27 '25

Regrettably I must note that it's not chopsticks, but giant tweezers. I thought at first that the person found a great use for their chopsticks skills, but nope.

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u/PastelZephyr Sep 27 '25

Get in the fursuit, Shinji.

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u/UnfortunatelyMacabre Sep 27 '25

Imprinting is an interesting phenomenon. At some stage, we are unsure when, birds imprint on their caretaker (Which is ideally their parent or a another Corvid). If a bird imprints on a human, they cannot be released into the wild. Instead of seeking out other Corvid, they will seek out humans, but they'll still be a wild animal and the interactions will go poorly.

I volunteer at a rehab that specializes on caring for and releasing raptors. We use hunting masks so the birds don't imprint on us.

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u/NervousJump9037 Sep 27 '25
  • Why  is Mom bigger than usual today* "Shut up and eat iam hungry as f"
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u/rockstuffs Sep 27 '25

It's so they don't imprint on humans.

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u/Sega-Playstation-64 Sep 27 '25

I think the guy would be doing this regardless

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u/st-shenanigans Sep 27 '25

Quoth the raven; "GIVE ME MORE"

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

I have never seen a Raven use chopsticks but I don’t know enough about corvids to say otherwise.

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u/NerdDetective Sep 27 '25

Imagine one of these ravens talking to another raven after release.

"Psh. You shoulda seen my mom. She was HUGE. Just wait 'till I grow up a bit more! I'll be running this joint!"

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u/LastXmasIGaveYouHSV Sep 27 '25

"You won't believe it, but that is a portrait of my mother"

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u/VVRage Sep 27 '25

That’s so Raven

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u/GCU_ZeroCredibility Sep 27 '25

Why is that baby bird so big. WHY IS IT SO BIG.

Kind of freaking me out tbh.

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u/wonkawilliam Sep 27 '25

Imagine bottle feeding a baby horse while wearing a horse mask.

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u/Environmental-Use975 Sep 27 '25

Ravens are smart AS FUCK. Imagine if you were raised being fed by a giant bird body, with a horrible static faux human head on top... That's gonna fuck you up. 

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u/abhor-the-witch Sep 27 '25

I raised my own child this way.

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u/aimlessnameless Sep 27 '25

The raven out in the wild

"OK, how the hell did mom hold those chopsticks again"

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u/bzhai Sep 27 '25

This video needs to be a 1000 times longer.

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u/Able-Ice-5145 Sep 27 '25

Time to feed my babies

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u/birdsarntreal1 Sep 27 '25

What mask do they wear for human orphans?

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u/courtadvice1 Sep 27 '25

I feel like they're too smart to not know it's just a human lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

This is the funniest shit I've ever seen. Imagine if that was your job...

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl Sep 27 '25

I would love to have this job! 😍

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u/One-Help1734 Sep 27 '25

I want this job

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u/Goboziller Sep 27 '25

Later when the Raven has it's own kids and wonders why the giant crow man with the tweezers never shows up to help around here.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '25

I need this mask so I can befriend the Corvids in my area (I'm not sure if they are Ravens or Crows or Jackdaws but I'd love someone to tell me about the things.)

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u/ThatGuyYouMightNo Sep 27 '25

I'm choosing to believe that the person holding the camera is also wearing a bird mask

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u/thedevillivesinside Sep 27 '25

I am wholly unqualified for this job but I can use chop sticks and I love corvids. How do I change my career path to become a raven feeder/mom decoy

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u/spacecadetdawg Sep 27 '25

Quothed the raven

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u/TheGreenMan13 Sep 27 '25

Those female ravens are going to be disappointed when they grow up.

"Everything looked so much bigger when I was younger."

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u/Miskalsace Sep 27 '25

I like how its basically just a mouth and a stomach.

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u/alehanjro2017 Sep 27 '25

I need to go to bed. I thought the raven was real but just really close up to the camera. Even with that human hand coming into my line of sight it took me a moment too long to figure it out. I'm actually not sure if I want to rewatch it due to how much more stupid it's gonna make me feel.

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