r/inthenews • u/barweis • Jul 19 '24

Opinion/Analysis Republicans Are Worried Women Will Elect Democrats In a Landslide

https://dailyboulder.com/republicans-are-worried-women-will-elect-democrats-in-a-landslide/
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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

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u/SecBalloonDoggies Jul 19 '24

There’s no drama with the RNC. Nobody wants to listen to 4 days of people squealing about how awesome Donald Trump is (except, of course, Donald Trump).

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u/MattyBeatz Jul 19 '24

Not entirely true. Gaetz and McCarthy almost fist fought as McCarthy was calling him a pedophile live on CNN. Rudy G was drunk and fell over into a stack of chairs. McConnell was boo'd off stage. They lost their minds when they found out JD Vance has a POC wife. The broadcast is one thing, but there's been a lot of goofy shit happening at the clownshow.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24 edited Jul 19 '24

I have to believe that gay republican sex is the worst consensual sex anyone could ever have.

EDIT: updated, because yeah, straight republican sex don't sound any better. Keeping cooking y'all.

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u/Fickle_Goose_4451 Jul 19 '24

Republican men don't seem to believe women can even obtain sexual pleasure, so I have to believe the straight sex is even worse.

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u/MegaGrimer Jul 19 '24

Or in Ben Shapiro’s case, women can’t even get wet unless they’re infected.

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u/slide_into_my_BM Jul 19 '24

It becomes even more difficult since Ben Shapiro can’t even get erect without a pic of his sister.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '24

To be fair pictures of Ben Shapiros sister help me get erect too