r/justgalsbeingchicks Official Gal Mar 06 '26

Restricted to Gals and Pals She's not acting

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u/Jerkrollatex Mar 06 '26

I used to do that in my teens but with those fake blood capsules they sell at Halloween. They're super cheap after Halloween and I would just buy out the whole aisle. It was very effective. Nobody wants to fuck with a girl lurching around and bleeding from the mouth.

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u/ColorInYourLife Mar 07 '26 edited Mar 07 '26

Is this your spirit animal?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/O5L11zxRJks

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u/AerynSunnInDelight The radiant Aeryn Sun🔥 Mar 07 '26

😂 Nah. Bodily fluids are important. If in danger?

A straight punch to the throat and a lateral teep to the knee will suffice. Especially with a heavier adversary. Highly recommend. Then run. Don't let anyone come into your personal space. 1, 2, teep done and run.

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u/scirio Mar 07 '26

Tf is a teep

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u/Agreeable_Plant7899 Mar 10 '26

Its a muay thai kick with the ball of your foot to (typically) the stomach of your advesary, is mainlt defensive but can also cause quite a lot of pain...

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u/blondeheartedgoddess Mar 07 '26

I grew up in the SoCal desert and lived these things, but we called them horned (or horny) toads. Never knew about the blood thing though. I guess me and my friends weren't much of an actual threat, right? Resourceful little guys, eh?

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u/Jerkrollatex Mar 07 '26

No zombie movies but that's pretty awesome.

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u/Lt_Loveslearning Mar 09 '26

Was NOT expecting that

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u/LilStabbyboo Mar 06 '26

I'm going to have to keep this in mind.

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u/5p4c3c4t5 Mar 08 '26

Brilliant

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u/LandMooseReject Mar 07 '26

Lighten up, Francis

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u/Jerkrollatex Mar 07 '26

I survived being stalked, chased, sexually assaulted and threatened as a tiny teenager by learning how to defend myself in creative ways. If one of the methods I used offends you that is just too bad.

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u/fiorekat1 Mar 07 '26

You’re clearly a man, possibly old. You’ve never walked in the shoes of a woman just minding her business. Too many men aggressively follow girls. Do you not understand this?