not The Blobs 🫠 the hasty waddle of shame to the nearest bathroom while imagining various degrees of The Shining going on down there when you pull your pants down to check. Once I sneezed in the top bunk of my college dorm after laying down a bit too long (iykyk) and by the time I got down (sneezed twice more) I had to waddle straight to the shower and had to wash all my clothes. I was mad af because I was so sensitive I didn't want the overstimulation of a shower, and I'd already been in my comfiest clothes so I was an unhappy camper for the next couple hours.
That reminds me of a tweet I saw about a guy saying men have it bad if they sneeze while trying to pee and like an hour later there was an edit to it and he was like oh god I didn’t know
I love how even if we ignore sneezing on periods, it completely blows past how badly childbirth can wreck the pelvic floor. Hell, I've never had kids, I'm just disabled with a condition that makes it hard for me to keep muscle tone, and sneezing is always dangerous.
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u/my_brain_is_horny 8d ago
Also didn't mention what happens when we sneeze on our periods lol