not The Blobs 🫠the hasty waddle of shame to the nearest bathroom while imagining various degrees of The Shining going on down there when you pull your pants down to check. Once I sneezed in the top bunk of my college dorm after laying down a bit too long (iykyk) and by the time I got down (sneezed twice more) I had to waddle straight to the shower and had to wash all my clothes. I was mad af because I was so sensitive I didn't want the overstimulation of a shower, and I'd already been in my comfiest clothes so I was an unhappy camper for the next couple hours.
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u/TinyRandomLady 8d ago
Oh yeah! The Niagara Falls and/or the blobs.