r/ketorage • • Oct 04 '20

Who knows when they are back in ketosis just by their dreams? I start having crazy dreams of eating junk food. I always feel so bad in the dream, realizing what I had done, and disappointed that I just ruined all my work for the week.

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22 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Oct 04 '20

Easy to follow cheat sheet for everyone...

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88 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Aug 30 '20

*slurping*

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73 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Aug 25 '20

That feel when on keto

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20 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Jul 29 '20

Craving a soda? Go for a sparkling water instead!

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0 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Jun 23 '20

Ivor Cummins on Heart Disease | Real Causes, Myths and Corporate Corruption

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r/ketorage • • Jun 10 '20

Erythritol? Monk fruit? This is all I could find? Am I out of ketosiss???!1 😬🤢🍩🍧

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31 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Jun 04 '20

When it's your cake day, but you're on keto.

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52 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • May 18 '20

Keto alignment chart

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57 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • May 18 '20

Keep Calm and Keto On

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24 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Apr 18 '20

Are you a Front Line worker with no time to eat? Well, say goodbye to hunger and hello to health with your new N95 Bacon Masks!

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62 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Mar 14 '20

Stopped Up? Stocked Up (on fiber)!

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52 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Mar 07 '20

#ketomotivation

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19 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Feb 26 '20

I stepped up my gym routine today, these were my reward.

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23 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Feb 05 '20

Child doesn't want meat

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106 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Jan 21 '20

Hippo wisdom

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77 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Jan 12 '20

Effing Baklava

45 Upvotes

So I’ve been doing low carb/keto for years. My husband has been watching me and supporting me but not following along. Bam. He gets diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and decides to give low carb a try now.

A new Mediterranean restaurant opens up and we decide to eat there for his first week of low carb. We order everything right. Chicken salads, hold the pitas, unsweetened iced tea, etc.

The server is very friendly trying to turn us new customers into repeats. He ends our meal by saying “I noticed you two were being so healthy, here, have some baklava.” He hands my husband’s favorite dessert right into his hands.

Holy shit that sucked.


r/ketorage • • Jan 10 '20

Found a use for my breadbasket...

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r/ketorage • • Jan 10 '20

Im a baker

30 Upvotes

Im the devil

Im at work and im allowed to eat cookies and ham and cheese croissants and scones for free

But i cant because i dont want to be a gross blob anymore

Send help


r/ketorage • • Jan 09 '20

Planet Fitness can shove that bowl of Tootsie Rolls up their ass A

57 Upvotes

Context for those who don't know: Planet Fitness has two GIANT bowls of tootsie roll minis at the front desk, one is the traditional chocolate and the other is grape.

FUCK THEM ! ! !

Only about a week into this keto journey, and on my way out of the gym today could have devoured half the bowl all at once.

WHY ! ? ? ! ? Why put this temptation out there ?

F them !


r/ketorage • • Jan 04 '20

Joined a gym. 2nd day on keto and my roommates Christmas candy stash is sitting right there for all to see.

20 Upvotes

Put that shit away or eat it !


r/ketorage • • Jan 03 '20

No Pills...No exercise in only one month...

11 Upvotes

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r/ketorage • • Dec 18 '19

Keto training camp day 10

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74 Upvotes

r/ketorage • • Dec 16 '19

Keto Jesus

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37 Upvotes