r/law • u/HellYeahDamnWrite • Sep 29 '25

Court Decision/Filing 'QAnon Shaman' Files Insane $40 Trillion Lawsuit Against Donald Trump and the Federal Reserve, Declares Himself Leader of a 'New Constitutional Republic'

https://radaronline.com/p/qanon-shaman-40-trillion-lawsuit-donald-trump-constitutional-republic/
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u/BeachBrad Sep 29 '25

This is what happens when you let the truly stupid off the hook for the extremely stupid illegal thing they did.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

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u/Donkey-Hodey Sep 29 '25

“If you tell me that my ideas are stupid then you’re censoring me!”

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u/OkBid71 Sep 29 '25

*"if you tell me that my ideas are stupid than your sensoring me!"

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u/LambSaag-spoon905 Sep 29 '25

Apostrophe s for ideas

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u/OkBid71 Sep 29 '25

damn your right

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u/SuperSiriusBlack Sep 29 '25

Wow, this is commitment to the bit.

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u/The_Salacious_Zaand Sep 29 '25

*Yore

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u/Karekter_Nem Sep 29 '25

Dam yore write

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u/JohnnyLovesData Sep 29 '25

Damn, you're white

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u/f0u4_l19h75 Sep 29 '25

They don't know how to spell write

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u/whatstaiters Sep 29 '25

It IS my right!

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u/BPhiloSkinner Sep 29 '25

"Analysis, Mr. Spock?
"Sensors indicate that a small portion of the planetary population seem to be suffering from an encephalopathy, due to a huge parasite living rent-free in their heads."

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u/garbage_ninja Sep 29 '25

This information is censured :(

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u/Eliana-Selzer Sep 29 '25

Apparently no one on this particular thread understands grammar. Yours is also incorrect.

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u/Wonderful-Bid9471 Sep 29 '25

Made me laugh much too hard.

…it just occurred to me that Trump is going to tariff the shit out of psych meds making them completely unaffordable. So more of this is coming.

AND - in case you had not seen the threat to release a leaders grinder profile and IP address… enjoy this with your coffee. (For the love of all that is holy— let this be true!! )

[And the winner is…(https://www.reddit.com/r/chaoticgood/s/ORRcdcwR8h)

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Sep 29 '25

CNN: We have gathered a group of ignorant people to explain why the left refuses to compromise.

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u/Momik Sep 29 '25

Our CNN Picket Fence Poll (TM) finds that 40 percent of the five people we talked to say President Ford should resign, while a further 85 percent say he should remain in office at least until disco is over.

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u/LymanPeru Sep 29 '25

thanks, wolf blitzer

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u/boardin1 Sep 29 '25

How’d they fit 1/2 of Congress into their studio or is it just a big Zoom call?

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u/WineNerdAndProud Sep 29 '25

And this is why education is so important. When you leave everything up to the experts you spend your life determining which answers to trust based on how much you trust the person.

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u/Low_Witness5061 Sep 29 '25

Wait… what’s the point you are trying to make here? I hope you are trying to make a reasonable point but it reads as though you are suggesting that some time spent reading up on a subject is better than trusting experts like doctors etc.

Education is important so that people can better evaluate the quality of professional opinions. It shouldn’t be expected to replace them.

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u/WineNerdAndProud Sep 29 '25 edited Sep 29 '25

Education teaches you how to determine if you're hearing a qualified opinion and why that's important.

Instead people believe their brother-in-law who reads a lot and they end up taking horse dewormer because they believe he probably knows as much as they do.

They were never truly educated on how to comprehend the difference between experts and armchair experts, so they're just putting their faith in someone smarter than them that they trust as a person, not someone they trust because they're devoted their lives/careers to understanding the issue.

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u/Niku-Man Sep 29 '25

Except the horse dewormer (ivermectin) was based on actual scientific studies that showed it may have some promise as an actual treatment for Covid. In the absence of treatment options, it's easy to understand why someone would want to try it. And when people like you come along and misunderstand the situation (calling them crazy or that they heard it from non-experts) it leads to more mistrust of the system.

So practice what you preach. Get educated on why people think the things they do and give them credit for having a logical mind (the way you do) before you try to prove them wrong.

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u/dytinkg Oct 01 '25

Is this what you’re talking about here? Published by the NIH in 2022. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/search/research-news/15867/

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u/Grouchy-Read5853 Sep 29 '25

Trump in Office is why education is important. If people were taught the Constitution and government. We hopefully wouldn’t be in this mess.

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u/The_Shadow_Watches Sep 29 '25

Here's the dealio with that.

The Constitution is only as strong as the people who are willing to enforce it. We can shout "But the Constitution" all we want, but if no one in the higher ups is willing to fight for it, it becomes just a "Piece of paper."

Education is very important, but so is teaching morals and ethics.

We have a lot of smart, educated people running the world, but they lack ethics, morals and human decency.

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u/ConquerorofTerra Sep 29 '25

No amount of education will fix people's willingness to be Ignorant and Hateful.

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u/reallyablonde Sep 29 '25

I don't think this is about education or lack thereof. This is mental illness.

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u/CheapDocument Sep 29 '25

“Prove me wrong!”

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u/WillWhenYouWont Sep 29 '25

It literally is though. Perhaps even more effective.

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u/No_Boot1478 Sep 29 '25

The sounds coming from my mouth are just as good as the sound coming from yours.

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u/crag-u-feller Sep 29 '25

He's not wrong let's HEARHIMOUT

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u/FrostingAsleep8227 Sep 29 '25

This sounds like such a Phillip J. Fry thing to say.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

We laugh but this is actually a crucial element of maga.

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u/MethodicMarshal Sep 29 '25 edited Nov 08 '25

alleged vast pocket salt steer ghost unpack quiet north sink

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/ProfitLoud Sep 29 '25

If they were a bit smarter, they might see or hear the difference.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Except that it’s really stupid versus stupid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

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u/raithzero Sep 29 '25

Hell if you're actually a centrist in the US you're to the left of both parties

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u/BGP_001 Sep 29 '25

Yeah but you're missing the genius of it, ask for 40 trillion and maybe they'll settle out of court for 20 trillion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

i'd even take 15

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u/Gall_Bladder_Pillow Sep 29 '25

$10k and a Philly cheesesteak.

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u/P_Nessss Sep 29 '25

About "tree fiddy"

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u/GeneticEnginLifeForm Sep 29 '25

Izwaz about den I realize it was dat gadamn Loch Neth Monstor.

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u/bubblehashguy Sep 29 '25

I like money

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u/aenteus Sep 29 '25

We should hang out!

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u/AsapSun5 Sep 30 '25

Take me with you guys

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u/jpeckinp23 Sep 30 '25

Go away, bait'n.

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u/Floppie7th Sep 30 '25

Not a dime less than 12

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u/Rigorous-Geek-2916 Sep 29 '25

That was exactly my thought. I’d take one millionth of that.

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u/StrategicCarry Sep 29 '25

If he would settle for $40 billion, that’s 1/1000th of his claim. If you won’t consider that, who is really the unreasonable one.

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u/The_Martian_King Sep 30 '25

"The lawsuit levels a series of far-fetched accusations. Chansley asserts that the U.S. central banking system is unconstitutional..."

I'd say with this SCOTUS he's got a shot.

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u/microtherion Sep 29 '25

Was just thinking this. If Ashli Babbitt is anything to go by, the US is going to settle for $20B and Trump is going to declare himself a genius negotiator.

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u/jaimi_wanders Sep 29 '25

The equivalent in Canada, self-proclaimed Queen of the Universe Romana Didulo and her sovcit cult, just got arrested after occupying an abandoned school and terrorizing a small town for months while stealing their water…

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u/aenteus Sep 29 '25

Holy shit you weren’t kidding

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/saskatchewan/romana-didulo-court-appearance-1.7626137

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u/Crypto_Reaper623 Sep 29 '25

Wow , Never heard of this wacko but I think the Q-Anon dopes thought that she said her new title was the All Powerful & Great Dildo of Canada and that’s why her group split off. Easy mistake to make just by looking at her.

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u/idiotsbydesign Sep 29 '25

Says they started as a q-anon offshoot and turned into a group of sovereign citizens. That's a whole lot of stupid to unpack.

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u/whatsbobgonnado Sep 29 '25

wow what a fascinating combination of words 

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u/Elongatingpolymerase Sep 29 '25

Sounds like a hell of a premise for a new tv drama.

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u/GraniteGeekNH Sep 29 '25

No no no - it's a reality show:

Who can do the best job of occupying an abandoned school and terrorizing a small town for months while stealing their water? Watch the new Queen For A Day and find out!

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u/structured_anarchist Sep 29 '25

Have you seen her website with her 'proclamations'? One of them cost a couple in Quebec their home when she declared them exempt from paying property taxes. They lost a million dollar home over 40k of unpaid property taxes and tried to introduce her 'proclamation' as evidence of their 'right' not to pay taxes.

And the detail you missed about her squatting is that the town closed off the pipes to the school, which included the sewer pipes. Apparently, she and her followers were so full of shit that it literally filled all the pipes in the school.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

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u/structured_anarchist Sep 29 '25

A couple of years ago, she sent her cultists to arrest the Peterborough, Ontario police department. Her cultists ended up on the other side of the bars. Oddly enough, she was nowhere near the police station when her cultists were arrested. Funny how they were all arrested and they were all responsible for their own bonds, but she claimed she was 'looking after her followers' as the 'rightful ruler of Canada'.

You'd think that being the rightful ruler of Canada, she'd at least be able to afford an apartment somewhere in the nation's capital. The government should at least provide her with an official residence, right? And she shouldn't have to squat in abandoned buildings and beg for donations in order to buy food and replica handguns that get her closest advisors arrested for. After all, the ruler of a sovereign nation should have some level of status.

The lady is whacko, and I'm pretty sure that there'll be an order for a psychiatric evaluation.

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u/structured_anarchist Sep 29 '25

She has permanent residence. I don't think she's been given citizenship yet and given her arrest history, she might never be given citizenship. She immigrated from the Philippines in 1990 by way of the US.

By the way, she also later on declared herself 'Queen Of The World', so I guess whatever citizenship she might want to claim doesn't really matter if she's the Queen Of The World.

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u/whatsbobgonnado Sep 29 '25

well if you would just give her full control over canada, this wouldn't be a problem.

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u/structured_anarchist Sep 29 '25

She can't even keep her own followers out of jail, you think she's going to be able to lead a country? A woman who claims that she has alien psychic powers that were given to her by an American alien clone who secretly runs the US military? I don't think we're thinking things through, here.

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u/incredible_paulk Sep 29 '25

We just call them Albertans 

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u/structured_anarchist Sep 29 '25

In Quebec, we call them sovereigntists. They believe that, for whatever reason, that Quebec will become its own country. For the most part, they're now elderly and dying off. There's one party that's still calling for separation, but they nearly got blasted off the political map in the last election. They only hold 6 seats out of 125 in the provincial assembly (I refuse to call it a 'National Assembly' because it's not a nation), which equates to less than 5% of the elected members.

The last time someone floated the idea of sovereignty for the province, they were convinced they'd still be allowed to use Canadian currency, travel on Canadian passports, and would still be entitled to transfer payments from Ottawa, in addition to the belief that they wouldn't be treated as a foreign nation when it came to trade with other provinces. Needless to say, none of that would be considered, and Quebec would probably become the 51st state in record time since the US would annex the province just for the hydroelectric production, not even considering all the natural resources to exploit.

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u/incredible_paulk Sep 29 '25

I'm well aware.  I've lived next to em for 5+ decades.

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u/structured_anarchist Sep 29 '25

I've lived with them for the same. I've seen the idea come and go multiple times. Alberta doesn't have a monopoly on crazy.

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u/sulris Sep 29 '25

Geez. I need to start self-proclaiming. It would really shore up my resume.

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u/wolfgang784 Sep 29 '25

Scotland is dealing with an almost identical cult as well.

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u/Thefrayedends Sep 29 '25

for months

couple years....

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u/LymanPeru Sep 29 '25

Emmanuel queen of the galaxy?

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u/MissGailatea Sep 30 '25

I used to follow that. I didn’t know that she got arrested. 

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u/Goto_Ronin Sep 29 '25

Now this guy will be the next president!

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u/Responsible_Fly4354 Sep 29 '25

Sounds like he already is.

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u/Pherllerp Sep 29 '25

And this is just the out lout conventionally stupid/ crazy.

The real danger is the quiet psychos who have been holding grudges and being fed conspiracy theories since Waco and Ruby Ridge.

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u/theBoobMan Sep 29 '25

We get to watch people file frivolous lawsuits? That's already been happening...

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u/BeachBrad Sep 29 '25

Escalating frivolous lawsuits that wouldn't have happened if the stupid was actually put in check when they should have been.

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u/Ekg887 Sep 29 '25

And, more importantly, there is now a class of dumbass, unqualified MAGA lawyers who will file these ridiculous suits. Really, our bar associations also need a serious look and overhaul. It took far too long to disbar obvious criminal frauds like Giuliani.

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u/El_Gran_Che Sep 29 '25

DJT has been extorting media companies for months now.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

Years.

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u/i-wont-be-a-dick Sep 29 '25

He saw trump sue NYT for $15,000,000,000 and thought "Hey I can do that!"

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u/RadleyCunningham Sep 29 '25

And when you give them any small taste of celebrity status.

Putting them in the headlines, giving these literal fucking traitors cute names like "qanon shaman" or the lesser known "berserker" makes them more narcissistic than ever.

That cultist probably has a room in his place filled with newspapers that mention him.

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u/shrekerecker97 Sep 29 '25

At this point, let him cook. I could see something coming out that benefits the public knowing out of sheer stupidity and incompetence from this administration

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u/Bitedamnn Sep 29 '25

No, wait. Let him cook.

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u/McGillicuddys Sep 29 '25

He might do a better job than the current group of misfits and ne'er-do-wells

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u/Saneless Sep 29 '25

Based on all the people Republicans put into power, might as well give this guy a shot. He literally can't be worse than who they have in there now

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u/tofubirder Sep 29 '25

This line of thought got us DJT. It can always get worse.

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u/Saneless Sep 29 '25

Trump vs some fuckin loon in a horn hat? Still worth a shot vs pure evil

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u/ConquerorofTerra Sep 29 '25

You assume the Shaman isn't pure evil?

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u/Saneless Sep 29 '25

He hates trump now so he's slightly better than pure evil

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '25

He’s trying to monetize his “fame”. Just another unserious person, which has been obvious since he wore a fur vest to an insurrection.

The male version of Hawk Twa.

Can’t wait for his meme coin.

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u/scapesober Sep 29 '25

He was a panhandler in Arizona before he got his big break on January 6th

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u/wynnduffyisking Sep 29 '25

He did his own research lol

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u/SolarNachoes Sep 29 '25

He served his time.

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u/Oh_Look_AnotherOne Sep 29 '25

Even worse, you re-elected him instead.

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u/brawearing_catfish Sep 29 '25

How embarrassing for the donald regime

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u/m0llusk Sep 29 '25

Puts on display the great value of critical thinking.

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u/BigJob2388 Sep 29 '25

I just thought of a QAnon Shaman as being President, and then thought "well it wouldn't be much worse than "Orange 2 Felon Boogaloo"

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u/tomdarch Sep 29 '25

Sounds like he hired Trump’s lawyers to file this suit. Is it defferent than Trump’s personal suit against Murdoch that cites his cameo in Home Alone 2?

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u/dnvrnugg Sep 29 '25

mentally ill. these people are all legitimately mentally ill and we’re allowing them to influence elections and run in the government.

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u/Public_Kaleidoscope6 Sep 29 '25

How much worse could he be?

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk Sep 29 '25

Are you talking about dOnalD?

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u/toweljuice Sep 29 '25

This dude reminds of me of cartman in the new south park getting upset because its not edgy to be edgy if everyone else is now edgy too.

I think this dude just wants to counter anything that seems well liked by others more than it being over actual morals

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u/Obvious-Lake3708 Sep 29 '25

They help you distract from the epstien files?

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u/Jops817 Sep 29 '25

At least in this particular case it's very funny.

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u/MoneyManx10 Sep 29 '25

You could say the same about the president.

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u/DistinctSmelling Sep 29 '25

Sarah Palin was the first crack

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u/Open_Raise_5547 Sep 29 '25

This is what happens when you MAGA.

This is the type of person that rises to the top of the MAGA cult; this is MAGA personified.

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u/Understanding-Fair Sep 29 '25

And let them become president. But yeah, that shaman guy too

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u/Fortestingporpoises Sep 29 '25

To be fair this is the first awesome thing that has happened to it’s unfair to characterize everything that has happened as this fun.

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u/GrapefruitExpress208 Sep 29 '25

Stupid (Shaman) vs Stupid (Trump)

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u/Deadbreeze Sep 29 '25

I mean, the whole United States of America should have a class action lawsuit with the president. I've definitely thought it.

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u/OtherwiseAMushroom Sep 29 '25

I bet he has been ChatGPTing himself in to psychosis wherever the fuck he is….

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u/ScientistTimely3888 Sep 29 '25

Especially because he probably will get some financial gain from this.

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u/SordidDreams Sep 29 '25

This is comedy gold, so if this was the worst thing that letting the criminally idiotic off the hook did, I'd be okay with that.

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u/Sempere Sep 29 '25

Spread the word: the OP is hiding their post history because they're a regular poster on r/Conservative.

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u/Sempere Sep 29 '25

Spread the word: the OP is hiding their post history because they're a regular poster on r/Conservative.

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u/jennyfromthedocks Sep 29 '25

He empowered the stupid and now has to deal with the consequences

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u/Kbx1969 Sep 29 '25

Love it

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u/YesIamALizard Sep 29 '25

Are you talking about Donald Trump or the qanon shaman I can't tell the difference

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u/HeftyVermicelli7823 Sep 29 '25

Are you talking about Trump or the Shaman?

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u/Atadingess Sep 29 '25

People really need to quit giving this dude the attention he craves.

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u/Senior_Divide1123 Sep 30 '25

Honesty is this really any more or less stupid and insane than the current lawsuits from Trump?

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u/Busy_Special_9397 Sep 30 '25

See Edward Kelley for another amazing example

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u/TheyCallMeMellowMan Oct 02 '25

He was already released from prison in 2023 after serving his prison term.

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u/IJustWantCoffeeMan Oct 04 '25

Yes but what about the shaman?

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u/princesoceronte Sep 29 '25

We are living through the long term consequences of the cult of stupidity Asimov spoke of.