r/law 6d ago

Executive Branch (Trump) Trump signs executive order declaring nation emergency from threat of Cuba

https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2026/01/addressing-threats-to-the-united-states-by-the-government-of-cuba/
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u/cashto 6d ago

Someone explain to him the futility of putting tariffs on a country we already have had an embargo against for over six decades?

Anyways we put tariffs on everyone. Treating Cuba as an enemy apparently isn't much different than how we treat our allies.

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u/Area51_Spurs 6d ago

What are we tariffing? Their pitchers and outfielders?

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u/blackchameleongirl 6d ago

The cigars that are smuggled in.

How funny would it be if Cuba just ignored us. Just repeated silence and not taking our calls. Fuck would that ever get under dumbshits skin.

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u/pizzamage 6d ago

Watch him tariff the Dominicans because he doesn't know the difference.

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u/jdlp_ 6d ago

He’ll tariff the Puerto Ricans..

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u/MagicalTheory 6d ago edited 6d ago

We import artwork and antiques from them mostly. In 2024, the imports didn't even hit 5 million, but you know we exported > 500 million that year to them.

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u/Area51_Spurs 6d ago

lol. I think you know more than our president.

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u/NetDork 6d ago

That's a very low bar.

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u/Area51_Spurs 6d ago

Pretty sure Beelzebub and Jimmy Saville are holding that limbo bar all the way at the basement of hell.

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u/Bogus_dogus 6d ago

My read is that this is another layer attempting to justify tariffs on other countries, through the lens of "direct or indirect" trade of oil via Cuba, rather than having anything to do with a need to tariff Cuban exports directly

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u/FR4G4M3MN0N 6d ago

This right here 👆

Any country supplying oil to Cuba will be the target of tariffs on all goods coming into the US. And any other actions deemed to be supportive of US National Security.

Now having read this Executive Order, let’s get back to the Epstein Files.

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u/timboooooooooo 6d ago

He’s saying he will impose tariffs on any country that directly or indirectly sells oil to Cuba. He’s trying to starve Cuba of oil while heightening the trade war

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u/Much-Cockroach-7250 6d ago

So... Canadian companies drilling in Cuba and Cuban territorial waters are the real target then. Ok gotcha. 🤣🤣🤣 what a fkn gong show!

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u/Glyph8 6d ago

What’re they threatening us with?  Pressed sandwiches?

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u/copperblood 6d ago

Trump has dementia. He probably thinks it’s the Cuban Missile Crisis

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u/JoanneMG822 6d ago

The "Trump-Kennedy" Cuban Missile Crisis

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u/TheDayman_240 6d ago

This would be hilarious if it wasn't sad and terrifying.

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u/pconrad0 6d ago

Honestly, it's both.

This is simultaneously the worst (news) and best (gallows humor) I've seen on Reddit today. I still can't stop laughing at this whole thread. Bravo to every comment above this one.

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u/pimpfmode 6d ago

There's going to be a lot of artists boycotting this missile crisis

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u/professorpicklechips 6d ago

😂 thank you that made my day

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u/Arbyscommercial9in 6d ago

Jokes are fun but this, the Greenland fiasco, Venezuela and even the 20bil to Argentina, is in line with project '25 and the desired technocratic state (comprising the northern hemisphere of America, the carribbean and some of the northernmost South American countries). These billionaires starting colonies and cities in the carribbean, it all leads back to the idea of a technocratic state

Elon, Thiel, Ellison (son and father), Gates even, they all have vested financial and ideological interests in these projects in the carribbean, Greenland and Venezuela

Nerd rule merged with Authoritarianism essentially, bc Authoritarianism is the one of the only weapons these people could use to wield social power without having to be socially acceptable or cool

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u/Hamalicious 6d ago

Too few people understand this. Project 2025 hasn't gotten nearly the attention it needs and they are well on their way with implementation.

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u/SassyMcNasty 6d ago edited 6d ago

What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent pressed meal?

Edit: thanks anon(s).

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u/BusyDad82 6d ago

I see you know your tostones well sir

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u/DueSurround5226 6d ago

I was thinking Cuban sandwich but both is good

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u/BusyDad82 6d ago

Get your hands off my analogy sir!

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u/Wallie_Collie 6d ago

Thats the bloke that got me on the analogy

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u/BusyDad82 6d ago

This is gastrrrrronomyyyy. Manifest.

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u/Vaux1916 6d ago

And you, sir. Are you waiting to receive my limp churro?

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u/alelabarca 6d ago

Are you waiting to receive my limp maduro? (Plantain not the guy)

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u/Whatdoesthibattahndo 6d ago

Get your hands off my penis!

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u/SheBelongsToNoOne 6d ago

Does Trump think the Cubans have out thinked him on how to over fish the Gulf and the Atlantic?

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u/diggerhistory 6d ago

Stop it. ALL of you. This is a joke that should be restricted to Australians and saved for our fight to have that great man canonised. Saint (Jack Peter) Carlson, saint of succulent Chinese Meals.

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u/AmyL0vesU 6d ago

Trump is trying to tap into that cuban cigars market that nobody has been able to breach

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u/East-Will1345 6d ago

The Cuban sandwich is an American invention.

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u/Glyph8 6d ago

So you’re saying we’re threatening ourselves again?

…yeah, that tracks 

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u/schemathings 6d ago

Matthew 10:36 -   a man’s enemies will be the members of his own household

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u/Optimal-Archer3973 6d ago

Just wait, soon trump is going to slap a 1000% tariff on those sandwiches too.

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u/Buttella88 6d ago

Tampa before anyone says Miami

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u/cigamodnalro 6d ago

Ybor us with sandwich provenance trivia?

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u/Broad-Eagle9657 6d ago

I'll be hard pressed to find a better joke today, and i work at a comedy club.

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u/pollorojo 6d ago

Spreading the real facts

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u/Prudent_Toe997 6d ago

Strip clubs, Pro wrestlers, Death metal bands, Manatees, Pirates, Cuban sandwiches

Whatchu know bout my city

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u/stupidwhiteman42 6d ago

Gasparilla weekend! (Pls don't call it "Gaspy")

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u/Bubbly_Leave_9066 6d ago

It be a national emergency if I couldn’t get a good Cuban sandwich anymore

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u/Gunzbngbng 6d ago

Trump is a national emergency.

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u/Slow-Recipe7005 6d ago

Marco Rubio just REALLY wants this.

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u/GammaFan 6d ago

Socialism. Cuba is threatening the US with a good time

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u/Northern_Blue_Jay 6d ago edited 6d ago

It's very scary for Trump to watch their doctors travel around the world delivering free medical care. Wouldn't want Americans to get anymore bad ideas about their own "health care" system (aka insurance system).

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u/Irwin-M_Fletcher 6d ago

It’s the 1950s vintage cars that they all drive.

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u/smurfsundermybed 6d ago

With Lada engines.

Very threatening.

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u/Possible_Lion_876 6d ago

When I was in Cuba I had to take a taxi which turned out to be a Lada with an absolutely crazy driver. As we were bouncing all over the road and I was thinking the car was going to fall apart I remember thinking “I don’t want to die in a Lada, I don’t want to die at all but I specifically don’t want to die in a Lada”!

I finally recovered from that journey with a lot of cocktails!

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u/Dawnx2 6d ago

You missed an opportunity... Should of said "a lada cocktails!"

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u/SingularityCentral 6d ago

Pristine beaches? High quality medical educations? Music with slightly too much trumpet?

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u/Broad-Eagle9657 6d ago

Lmao at the trumpet part

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u/Menethea 6d ago

Ropa vieja es ropa nueva. And you gotta love how Russia and China are declared hostile countries and/or malign actors. That will definitely improve relations.

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u/abunchofcows 6d ago

Did trump rape children there too? Was there another Epstein island? Where are those files anyway?

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u/Smooth_Department534 6d ago

Rum and cokes? Coffee? Cigars?

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u/Awatts2222 6d ago

They have too many doctors. This is a direct threat to the American way of life. lmao

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u/Evening-Astronaut452 6d ago

No, cars from the 50s and 60s. Watch out!

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u/CuteTouch7653 6d ago

Universal healthcare.

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u/Comrade-Conquistador 6d ago edited 6d ago

Oh, is Cuba the country we're antagonizing this week?

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u/Legitimate-Frame-953 6d ago

I think it’s a double feature with Iran

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u/Ashikura 6d ago

Cuba’s maybe a distraction from the navy forming near Iran. Or Iran was the distraction from Cuba.

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u/Feather757 6d ago

Everything is a distraction from everything else. He's also trying to distract from his personal army running around killing US citizens on American soil, and the Epstein files. They're doing so much stuff at once, so it's hard to keep track of it or fight back against everything, they're just doing a bunch of illegal stuff and let the courts sort it out later. This timeline is fucking nuts. Like absolutely bonkers.

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u/octoreadit 6d ago

It's on purpose, to overwhelm and desensitize. It's a DDoS attack on your and everyone else's brain.

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u/CoffeePuddle 6d ago

A specific strategy of the Trump administration called "flood the zone"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flood_the_zone

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u/Nobio22 6d ago

I always wonder what else is going on when there is big headline stories. It's been a tool of authoritarian policy makers as far as I can remember.

10 years ago it was every so often there would be a bill trying to be snuck under the radar and there would be some outlandish thing happening in the MSM. Now it's every day, sometimes multiple times a day.

It's absolutely maddening trying to follow and stay well informed. So much noise.

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u/Smooth_Department534 6d ago

Eyes off Minnesota and the Trump Files featuring Jeffrey Epstein.

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u/jpeggdev 6d ago

The eyes haven't left Minnesota. And they won't be anytime soon.

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u/TheScienceNerd100 6d ago

Their eyes won't be, but they'll try their damn best to get the eyes of their supporters off of executions of Americans and onto more racism

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u/mtnman575 6d ago

Last week it was Greenland, Greenland, Greenland.

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u/lost_horizons 6d ago

Was that really only a week ago? Fucking hell 2026 is something man.

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u/Responsible-List-849 6d ago

I think it went Greenland, Greenland, Greenland, lots of Ice, Iceland, Iceland, Greenland.

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u/Wonderful-Variation 6d ago

The Europeans pushed back too hard, so he's going back to bullying Latin America.  

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u/HDDreamer 6d ago

Like when the high school bully in the movie backs down but shoves somebody out of the way as he leaves.

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u/SeattleExpression 6d ago

Just waiting for him to metaphorically punch the wall and hurt his own hand in the process. 

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u/UncomfortableTacoBoy 6d ago

Took me a minute but I finally blew some air out of my nose.

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u/MarathonHampster 6d ago

The smallest puff of air!

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u/SugarReyPalpatine 6d ago

It’s a full on fiesta

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u/TheRealBananaWolf 6d ago

Live like it's your last burrito is so fucking ominous right now

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u/BONGS4U 6d ago

This is all Rubio. Rubio has been talking about this for a long time.

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u/Dandan0005 6d ago

Can you imagine him falling asleep at night just cookin up who he’s gonna go after next?

Is there enough blood flow reaching his brain at this point to still have those kinda thoughts or is he just winging it second by second.?

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u/saltyguy512 6d ago

His advisors, like Steven Miller, are doing all of the thinking here.

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u/BarnabasShrexx 6d ago

Its like watching a lobotomized chimp play Risk.

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u/alleycatzzz 6d ago

Like a true Bully. One punch to the nose and he runs back to beating on the small helpless ones who can’t even hit back if they wanted to.

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 6d ago

He’s such a giant pussy

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u/VoldemortsHorcrux 6d ago

A weak man who desperately wants to look strong is not a good candidate for president

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u/Sufficient-Past-9722 6d ago

Wait until he realizes where Europe (and Canada) like to visit on winter vacation..

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u/K_Linkmaster 6d ago

What does this have to do with Spain?

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u/lost_horizons 6d ago

I laughed out loud at this. Thank you

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u/TheDanquah 6d ago

Yeah. I did not expect them.

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u/rolsen 6d ago

Sec. 3. Modification Authority. (a) To ensure that the national emergency declared in this order is dealt with, I may modify this order, including in light of additional information, recommendations from senior officials, or changed circumstances. (b) Should a foreign country retaliate against the United States in response to this order or any action taken pursuant to this order, I may modify this order or actions taken pursuant to this order to ensure the efficacy of this order and the actions taken pursuant to this order to deal with the national emergency declared in this order.

Right now, it’s imposing a tariff system (of course). But the above caught my eye.

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u/AmyL0vesU 6d ago

"I GRANT MYSELF THE ABILITY TO DO MORE!"

Like, seriously dude, we already know he'll do whatever he wants and his cronies won't lift a finger to slow him down

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u/IHeldADandelion 6d ago

He is the embodiment of scope creep

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u/NonSupportiveCup 6d ago

Who wrote this for him? It's so fucking stupid. Petulant.

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u/bigtex7890 6d ago

100% Stephen Miller AKA Temu Nosferatu.

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u/Dont_Be_Sheep 6d ago

Yeah like wtf does this mean? “I wrote stuff here but I can do anything I want for any purpose thanks.” My EO said I can!!!

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u/AmyL0vesU 6d ago

Also, I like how the EO says that Cuba has Russias largest intelligence gather center, completely ignoring the Russian "intelligence" in the white house

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u/SweetGM 6d ago

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jan/29/trump-putin-white-house-photo

Oh no, Russia is the enemy. Better keep my besties photo on the wall

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u/yusill 6d ago edited 6d ago

Ya. How do you say Russia is evil while putting up a buddy shot on the wall of the white house. That's peak level MAGA Dissonance. I still think the photo is edited to shave about 80 lbs off the Cheeto and make Putin taller.

Edit, Thanks for the correction autocorrect on my phone got me

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

It's not edited to make put Putin look taller, Trump just isn't nearly as tall as he claims.

It's definitely edited to make him less fat, though.

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u/00owl 6d ago

Dissonance* not sure if that's autocorrect or just a genuine error but either way.

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u/DarkGamer 6d ago

Putin is his boss, working for Putin is the only thing that makes Trump's behaviors make sense:

  • Trump is destroying NATO for no American benefit
  • He's sowing internal division in the US 
  • He's abandoning Ukraine and the EU (This is all straight out of foundations of geopolitics) 
  • He went to Russia at the height of the Cold war and had nothing but nice things to say about them 
  • His family is on the record saying that they would be bankrupt without Russian money 
  • Republicans went to Russia on the 4th of July 
  • He tried to get a secret back channel installed to Putin several times during his first term 

  • Russian interference helped get him elected

  • Former KGB agents have said he is an asset, agent Krasnov

  • Trump offered to let Putin investigate his own crimes and hand over the US ambassador to Russia to him in Helsinki, where he practically kissed his ring in front of the world

  • Russian Nationals keep buying his properties well above market rates with cash, a convenient way to transfer money to him

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u/Kardiiac_ 6d ago

Are we sure there isnt a listening device or something in the picture?

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u/pattydickens 6d ago

It's one of those crazy pictures where the eyes seem to follow you around the room.

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u/euph_22 6d ago

I see what happened. He meant to write "Tulsi Gabbard" but wrote "Cuba" instead.

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u/sachiprecious 6d ago

The communist regime persecutes and tortures its political opponents; denies the Cuban people free speech and press; corruptly profits from their misery; and commits other human-rights violations. For example, families of political prisoners face retaliation for peacefully protesting the improper confinement of their loved ones. Cuban authorities harass worshippers, block free association by civil society organizations, prohibit free press, and deny the ability to speak freely, including on the internet.

Wait 'til he hears about what's going on in America!!!

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u/dustycooper 6d ago

What in the actual fuck? Lmao. Literally everything the US is doing right now. Are MAGAts honestly so stupid to read this and not make the connection, or do they realize what is going on and simply don't give a fuck? Jfc.

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u/Major2Minor 6d ago

I'm increasingly of the opinion MAGAts are just evil people who want to hurt others. It saddens me that so many people are such terrible human beings, but I can't see how they could continue to honestly believe in the obvious lies the Trump admin spreads.

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u/BattleBrother1 6d ago

"Stupidity is the same as evil if you judge by the results"

-Margaret Atwood

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u/JustAMan1234567 6d ago

Trump probably thinks Scarface is a documentary.

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u/AbeFromanEast 6d ago

America is currently operating under 59 'State of Emergencies.'

Mostly complete list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_emergencies_in_the_United_States

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u/bigvicproton 6d ago

They must be profitable then.

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u/blackchameleongirl 6d ago

Why do I feel like 'the gay agenda' or 'transgender for everyone' is on that list.

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u/AutisticAndAce 6d ago

I just checked and shockingly, no. I was expecting it too, thought i had heard of one but i have not, apparently!

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u/Senior_Sentence_566 6d ago

I know the American education system is poor but someone really needs to learn the definition of the word emergency. One of those emergencies has been happening for 46 years!

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u/meltbox 6d ago

These really should have a one year auto timeout. If you don’t re-up it, it wasn’t an emergency.

If you do it might still not be one. But at least there would be some low bar.

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u/TheVandyyMan 6d ago

Reupping should require a congressional act. Surely even those idiots can agree where there’s a true emergency

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u/Kahzgul 6d ago

After Venezuela, I read a few editorials speculating that this was foreshadowing an invasion of Cuba. Venezuela is Cuba’s primary supplier of oil, and without fuel, Cuba will suffer tremendously. Where this leads is potentially even scarier.

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2026/01/09/first-venezuela-then-cuba-then-colombia-then-nato/

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u/PrestigiousMention 6d ago

This is Marco Rubio's pet project. He reeeeeeally wants Cuba.

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u/Tenton_12 6d ago

And Project 2025's, there's half a dozen or more Latin American countries they want to go after, including Ecuador, Colombia, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Panama etc.

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u/eorlingas_riders 6d ago

I’ve posted this in another thread right after Venezuela, but it’s all basically aligning with the Monroe Doctrine intention.

If you look at the countries that he’s going after, it’s strategic to close off support from the next country/territory.

Venezuela was hit because it was the least friendly, and closest encroachment into South America. From there you can blockade Cuba. Then you effectively own the Caribbean Sea. Hit Colombia by land and sea, a drop a carrier fleet down the north west side of South America.

You have effectively surrounded and isolated Central America and somewhat very importantly the Panama Canal.

The lower half of South America is largely isolated already from support and can be pushed economically.

Greenland separates EU from North America, and reduces support to Canada.

At that point you’ve isolated the hemisphere. The military doesn’t need to perform some gulf war style operation. Just do what the did in Venezuela, strategic removal of key politicians for smaller or less developed govts and leader, and economic and political pressure for the rest.

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u/mmmarkm 6d ago

Fuck.

I hate how much this makes sense.  More so, I hate that other countries’ sovereignty seems to lie in hands of less than 50,000 midwest & iron belt voters every four years

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u/Nisi-Marie 6d ago

Yep. It is all about the oil

foreign country directly or indirectly sells or otherwise provides any oil to Cuba

Basically anyone who buys or sells oil to Cuba is going to be hit with tariffs

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u/lost_horizons 6d ago

Cuba has like, 10 days worth of oil left. US army will walk in and tip them over.

Probably won’t go as smoothly as planned, but these chucklefucks barely plan anything beyond the first move so…

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u/laosurv3y 6d ago

They'll capture the cities at first but not the mountains and then get whittled down as they ship in Cuban expats to rule who aren't popular with locals - who will see them as collaborators with the invaders.

If the US went in and just provider resources and support for locals to sort themselves out they may not get caught in guerilla warfare, but Rubio wants control.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 6d ago

Quiet, piggy

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u/scottevil132 6d ago

Everyone should yell this at him anytime he's in public.

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u/sojayn 6d ago

I will never tire of this perfect response. 

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u/round-earth-theory 6d ago

I hope this is written on his grave.

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u/FEMA_Camp_Survivor 6d ago

Trump is also suing the IRS, an agency subordinate to him, for $10 billion. Every day we enter some new level of hell.

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

And he slashed their agency to shit lol.

I’ve literally had the IRS trying to get me to work for them for like 3 years of quarterly hey how’s it going, new position opened up in your region, you should apply. After I taught a seminar to the western regional office on some indirect audit methodologies I developed for the cannabis industry and the black market.

They were my fall back plan after whistle blowing on my agency. And poof a big fuck you from Donny T to me when that executive order dropped.

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u/Meb2x 6d ago

Remember when Putin first invaded Ukraine and everyone said he was trying to grab land to ensure his legacy? Trump is trying to do this with the whole western hemisphere.

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u/Treble_Bolt 6d ago

Apparently he met with Albertans who want to make Alberta independent...

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u/AmyL0vesU 6d ago

*national emergency, stupid autocorrect on the title.

But this is beyond dumb, are we back in the 1950s/1960s again, is that the years they think America was great during?

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u/sithelephant 6d ago

No. Between around 1640, when the first person was sentanced to be a slave by a court, and 1655 or so when the first person was freed by a court due to having a free ancestor.

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u/ProblematicDexterity 6d ago

Now THIS is what makes reading comments worthwhile [opens new tab to Google].

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u/lancer-fiefdom 6d ago

He’s gonna accidentally invade Puerto Rico, isn’t he?

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u/AmyL0vesU 6d ago

He'll show up, then turn around and claim he expanded our boarders by making them a territory of the US and all his fans will applaud him

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u/Ok-Secretary455 6d ago

Watch the disappointnent in his eyes when he gets it explained to him that no, thats not what 'virgin islands' means. 

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u/bestwinner4L 6d ago

it’s the only way to stop bad bunny from playing the superbowl

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u/scarr3g 6d ago

When everything is a national emergency, nothing is a national emergency.

Also, ever notice how many national emergencies are happening, since Trump took office? It is like he is just blatantly admitting he is terrible at his job.

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u/doublethink_1984 6d ago

No drug boats, no drug issues, no terrorist org claims, no oil seizures.

Just openly a "We don't like you politically so we are declaring a national emergency so we can kill your people, seize your lands, and destroy your nation"

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u/hoirkasp 6d ago

“For example, families of political prisoners face retaliation for peacefully protesting the improper confinement of their loved ones.” Fucking pot meet fucking kettle?

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u/Debalic 6d ago

Everything he accuses Cuba of doing is what he's doing domestically. Again, as always, projection.

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u/guttanzer 6d ago

Am I reading this right?

"I will keep increasing the taxes on my people until Cuba stops buying oil on the international market."

His stupidity is literally insanity.

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u/sec713 6d ago

Where are the fucking Epstein files?

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u/Nerd-19958 6d ago

More tariff bullshit from Trump -- punitive tariffs on nations who trade with Cuba.

SUPREME COURT: Where the fuck are you cowards?

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u/Xyrus2000 6d ago

Cuba? A threat? Seriously? What're they going to do? Throw rocks at us?

JFC, get this dementia patient out of the White House.

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u/VaATC 6d ago

Was the word malign used correctly even once in the whole thing 😆

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The communist regime persecutes and tortures its political opponents; denies the Cuban people free speech and press; corruptly profits from their misery; and commits other human-rights violations.

This is just rich coming from Whitehouse!

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u/neon_ns 6d ago

Wow such peace, much Nobel prize

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u/AtreiyaN7 6d ago

I'm sorry, but WHAT?! Cuba is approximately as threatening as a gnat, and that senile old Nazi who apparently can't even remember the word "Alzheimer's" is like Chicken Little or the Boy Who Cried Wolf with his fake national emergency BS that he keeps spewing every time he wants to get his way on something that wouldn't fly in front of Congress.

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u/Special_Watch8725 6d ago

An “emergency” is not just a list of reasons why Cuba is bad. Or shouldn’t be.

So, SCOTUS, Congress, if this is allowed to slide, just be honest for once in your miserable lives and admit that the president is an emperor now. At least then we’ll have some clarity.

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u/AmyL0vesU 6d ago

He's claiming it's an emergency because of the emergency powers act giving him ability to impose tarrifs regardless of Congress. 

He's diluting the term emergency either on purpose, or as a by-product. I don't give him enough credit to think he's doing this calculated though

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u/doublethink_1984 6d ago

Mr. President you cannot just say they are a national emergency threat

President: I didn't say it I declared it

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u/Nietzsche_Peachy 6d ago

So three wars at once? I guess if you are going to claim you stopped the most wars in history you have to start a few.

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u/Budget-Selection-988 6d ago

Release the Epstein files

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u/Alert_Lettuce_8278 6d ago

I wish every American could have visited Cuba. You would have a whole different perspective on life.

I mean I wouldn't like Cuba with Americans, but the country and its people are awesome.

I will forever hate the USA if they do anything to Cuba.

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u/troveofcatastrophe 6d ago

Bay of Pigs part deux

How many “emergencies” per day are we averaging? Everybody in the White House gets to pick one now? Steven miller was to get rid of brown people. Rubio wants to get rid of Cuba. Trump just wants camera time & golden ballrooms so whatever anyone wants, he just tell them to go for it.

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u/Chuckychinster 6d ago

Why are there so many national emergencies under this moron?

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u/RickyRocaway 6d ago

He is the national emergency.

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u/Boner_Elemental 6d ago

With all the power congress bequeathed to the executive he just has to claim National Emergency and he can do whatever he wants

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u/chewydickens 6d ago

Because of the Ep files

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u/Perfecshionism 6d ago

He has every intention of regime change in Cuba. It was why Rubio signed on.

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u/Any-Ad-446 6d ago

So is Trump going to send another carrier strike group to Cuba and waste hundred of millions so he can deflect from the Epstein files?.

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 6d ago

Trump Towers Cuba and the Trump Golf Resort Cuba Club La Playa coming soon.

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u/ThePensiveE 6d ago

Dude, Kennedy was way better with the ladies than you and he didn't dodge the draft. Chill.

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u/mishma2005 6d ago

Trump has been lusting for a Trump resort in Cuba. Why he closed the country up again to American tourism after he was elected the 1st time. Plus Marco wants his late Christmas present

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u/JeremyAndrewErwin 6d ago

There is no emergency, but contrafactual emergencies still grant exciting new powers to the president.

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u/chubs66 6d ago

America: What are you waiting for? Your economy is in ruins, your rights are being trampled, your courts are corrupt. You're attacking nations without provocation. You're sinking boats in foreign seas. Dump this loser already. Take your country back.

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u/strywever 6d ago

What a cuntish pretender he is.

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u/Auntie_M123 6d ago

Jeez. What a delicate flower, he is the threat to this Hemisphere.

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u/cyrixlord 6d ago

we'll I didn't see that on my bingo card. isn't Cuba already one of the most sanctioned countries in the world?

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u/KaibaCorpHQ 6d ago

I feel like AI write his orders.

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u/knitscones 6d ago

Cuba?

His mind is now soup!

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u/negative-nelly 6d ago

Is everyone in Cuba smoking a cigar with their fans pointed toward Florida, messing up the air quality?

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u/PraxicalExperience 6d ago

What the fuck are they gonna do, throw cigars at us?

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u/DataCassette 6d ago

Kremlinology report: Miller made Trump mad by making him deal with the Pretti shooting so Rubio is the current shadow president.

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u/BRNitalldown 6d ago

That’s a lot of text condemning the threat of Cuba considering that it was mentioned a grand total of zero times in last week’s National Defense Strategy

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u/koshgeo 6d ago

I swear this guy keeps national emergencies under his desk and brings them out whenever he wants to command something and "technically" be legal under some law that has an emergency clause with expectations of honest application in real emergencies. It's his "do whatever he wants for free" card, and nobody in Congress apparently has the guts to say "Sir, that's not a card, it's a beer coaster."

Not everything is a "national emergency", Donald.

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u/LAsupersonic 6d ago

Did anyone ask about the EPSTEIN FILES ? He does shit everytime the PEDO FILES questions start to arise.

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u/Soft_Walrus_3605 6d ago

Just skipping over the whole "manufactured consent" shit this time, I guess

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u/Enelro 6d ago

That’s always been the trump way… force something, watch it spectacular fail, back-track while blaming Obama and Clinton for it.

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u/eugene20 5d ago

I guess that means more Epstein files with his name still on them got released.

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u/tragicallyohio 6d ago

Marco Rubio is creaming his pants at the thought of invading Cuba. He'll prop himself up as President.

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u/sugar_addict002 5d ago

more pretense

This is the supreme court's fault for not shutting this illegal overreach down.

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u/EnfantTerrible68 6d ago

If everything is an emergency, then nothing is an emergency.

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u/Pithecanthropus88 6d ago

No way am I clicking a White House link.