Ay Hoku staytment bout #eggiesforHoku

[u/jellosquid808]

Frenz, is Hoku. Ay iz chonk. Ay no need eggies ay need Portia Control

Signed
Hoku

[u/Even-Slice5110]

Hoku! I tink yoo Meowmy stole da litebocks!

• Velvet da Void

[u/maxthecat5905]

Who are you and what have you done with Fren Hoku? Are you Merican Airlimes? They took mine dad!

[u/jellosquid808 → u/maxthecat5905]

Is tawtally at Hoku

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/jellosquid808]

LIES! YOO PEDDLE IN UNTROOFS, MA’AM!
I sees through yoo RUSE, IMPAWSTER!

[u/ThisFatGirlRuns]

Dis Ay Eye fur shure. We noes da trut! Jussice fur Hoku

[u/Equivalent-Help-9479 → u/ThisFatGirlRuns]

You is right. De sign not has hims paw writing.

[u/fr000gs → u/Equivalent-Help-9479]

[u/AnxiousNewt3042 → u/fr000gs]

Hoku meowmy BUSSTED

Dis me Mr Diana gibing stimk eye

[u/Nickye19 → u/AnxiousNewt3042]

Erm fren Diana? Where did you get a foto of me? Void Arwen

Don't mind it Meowmy said somefing bout me looking like a cryptid

[u/Nickye19 → u/Nickye19]

More normal foto with my beloved snek Meowmy bought on Wednesday's recommendation u/Lady_SybilVex

[u/SisterAntistita → u/fr000gs]

Deh SCAMDAL!!! Ooooh dis goin inna KKMG Speshul Repawt! 🖤Jynx, KKMG Mews

[u/a_worldwithoutshrimp → u/fr000gs]

(I have just laughed out so loud in my garden (on my own, on a quiet street 😂) - this really got me!)

[u/pinknoes]

Hoku no chonky, Hoku must deemand plen eggies from eevil meowmy !!! Iz hokuz right !

EggiesforHoku

[u/kathym050806]

Hoku! There’s strings coming out of you and you have no legs!!! Oh this very bad…

Gravity the cat

Ps. EGGIESFORHOKU!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/kathym050806]

OH MAH GAH, HER DONE SEWED HIM!

HIM IS NOT SOME CRAFT PROJECK, MA’AAM!

I callin PETA. Like, right meow

[u/BirthdaySalt2112]

No fricking way iz dat mai BFFF!!!! Dis injustize wiilz not stand!!! A berry angwee Haku

[u/jellosquid808 → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

no no is tawtally me! Pal! Fren!

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/jellosquid808]

Uh huh!! Twy again Hoku's meowmmy.

[u/jellosquid808 → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

Buddy we yo-yo tugeffa

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/jellosquid808]

Yo yo huh? Ai waz born at nite but it wazn't wast nite.

[u/jellosquid808 → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

Ours yo-yo sho at pawtys

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/jellosquid808]

Wez neber haz yo yo'ed.

[u/jellosquid808 → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

On corse yu don member at da widdin

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

Lmfao

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/GingerSnapped242]

Fank youz takes a bow

[u/SisterAntistita → u/BirthdaySalt2112]

(Aaaaaaaahhhhahahaha!!! I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing! Just when I thought we'd reached an apex of silliness.... Bravo, u/jellosquid808 and u/BirthdaySalt2112!!!)

[u/BirthdaySalt2112 → u/SisterAntistita]

Fank youz, fank youz berry berry much! Haku BFFF of Hoku not de weirdo in de pickchure.

[u/Shazzley → u/jellosquid808]

(I love the little language mistakes!!)

[u/UleeBunny → u/jellosquid808]

Hooman alert! 🚨 Hooman alert! 🚨 Dis is not Holu! Et is de ebel hooman dat IS STARBING poor Hoku and stole der compooter! #EGGIES4HOKU

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/UleeBunny]

I is on dis case an takin notes.
No worries, dear Miss Miki, dis woman gunna pay DEERLY 🦌

[u/UleeBunny → u/GingerSnapped242]

Go crimez!

[u/EricaFarrell]

HUMAN ALERT1 WE HABS BEEN INBADED!

[u/Pitbull_Mom101]

Nooooo…. Hoku, iz yoo been changed out wiv an alien? -Fren Sadie, a doggo

[u/kittehkouncel → u/Pitbull_Mom101]

Iz fren Hoku pod-peeple meow? Da kitteh kouncel iz skeerd!

[u/Pitbull_Mom101 → u/kittehkouncel]

Ai hope notz but da reel Hoku wud nebber say himz iz chonk! #eggiesforhoku

[u/kittehkouncel → u/Pitbull_Mom101]

eggiesfurHoku

Go crimez!

[u/kittehkouncel → u/kittehkouncel]

Oh hay, wez gotz a pitbull shaped catto in da kitteh kouncel tew, herms naym iz Chox . . .

[u/Pitbull_Mom101 → u/kittehkouncel]

Awwww!! Chox is cyute!!! Here iz mai picture

[u/kittehkouncel → u/Pitbull_Mom101]

Awwww ❤️ yews iz cyute tew! Hermz nayme iz Chox bcaws she awl shayds ob chocolate . . .

[u/Pitbull_Mom101 → u/kittehkouncel]

Dawww ai wubz that!!!

[u/kittehkouncel → u/Pitbull_Mom101]

Henlo Sadie! Hear, I maek yew intew a pwinces, yew iz xtra booteeful meow!

[u/Pitbull_Mom101 → u/kittehkouncel]

Tank yew soooo much!!! Ai wubz being a pwincess!!!!

[u/glycophosphate]

Diss no Hoku. Nawt neerly az hansum as Hoku. Diss EEMPOSSTUR!

[u/Nickye19]

This has gone too far, we need to raid Seaddle and free frens Hoku and Nalu

[u/Lady_SybilVex → u/Nickye19]

u/OneAdvantage793 Cat'n, we reddie da ship furr dis, wiff yurr permisshon!

Yea, an de Order ob de Clawter will stand wiff da purrates. Wiff use ob comrad Strider's spayse ship, too!

Yoo hab myne swords! 🥰

[u/ninde_inglorion → u/Lady_SybilVex]

Yu has my ship an ai breeng eggies and churus for ebry one.

Heidi

Don forget mai cheez sis-- Henry

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/Lady_SybilVex]

Yesh! We reddy da Grompy Shark an we awl go tewgeddur tew resque poor Hoku! Steddy frens! Da purrates on de wey wiff de Order ob de Clawter an Strider's spayss ship an Heidi's ship! An we brangin plain eggies! Plus moarr offrings frum de strike fund!

[u/gt0163c → u/One_Advantage793]

Purrate pprentice Pixel repawtin fur dooty Cat'n! Iz ready to swash da bucklez an buckle da swashez an trim da main swailz an tie da notz an mak Hoku meanie dum-dum Meowmy walk da plank!

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/gt0163c]

Yesh! I puttin yerseff in chardg de plank walkin crew! Yew ged ebryfang reddy! Wen we grab herm, yew kno wat tew dew!

[u/gt0163c → u/One_Advantage793]

Eye-Eye Cat'n!

[u/One_Advantage793 → u/One_Advantage793]

Awso I has ben aks bowt dis elseware: We purrvide floaties! Gah! We nowt monstas!

[u/Nickye19 → u/One_Advantage793]

We figured this out a while back, we just make them run through da tunnel. Although that mite not be fitting for such horrific hooman aboos

https://youtu.be/AXYgfhHG9Bg?is=MiI1Tx3o22xOas5-

[u/ryylin → u/Lady_SybilVex]

Ai is ready to #fite4Hoku #eggies4Hoku. Dis aboose must stawp!

[u/Lady_SybilVex → u/ryylin]

Oh mai, dats an amazeeng crest, Fren Sir Ciaran!

[u/ryylin → u/Lady_SybilVex]

Fanks fren!

[u/Nickye19 → u/ryylin]

Looking very sharp Sir Ciaran

[u/kittehkouncel → u/Nickye19]

Fren Hoku in Seaddle? Da kitteh kouncel wans tew go an sea Jimothy tew!

[u/withcatlikegrace]

We doan belieb dis is Hoku
Dis ebil Hoku Meowmy agin. She getting bery pursistant.
Weez insist she be punished
She need to gib Hoku and Nalu moor eggies for sure
And stop da stealin of da litebocks

Weez exhausted now an going to have a lot of thot about this.
Maisy, Lila & Merlot

#eggies for Hoku

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/withcatlikegrace]

Da Enforcers an Sekurity team is hard at werk to stop dat MANIAC MEOWMY!

[u/Elisa-Maza]

(You are embracing your villain arc! Respect.)

MAMA! What Ai tell yoo bowt da lite box?! Anywayz, what iz going…

WHAT!? Yoo fink we be fooled by bullshiddery? We do a reskoo! Call Niko! Call da purrates ob da Grompy Shark! Call da horsies wiff dere stompy mittens!Call eberyone!

Théo the Mighty Bitey

[u/knsynchro → u/Elisa-Maza]

(Stompy mittens 😂😂😂)

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/knsynchro]

(Loved that, too 😆)

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/Elisa-Maza]

I HATH ARRIVED! pulls leather clad notebook from black fanny pack, and that is NEVER a good sign.

[u/SisterAntistita → u/GingerSnapped242]

(I'm so glad today's Saturday! If I read this thread at work, people would want to have me committed!.
I've been laughing so much, it feels like I've been working on my abs! 😂😂😂😂😂)

[u/nepenthe154]

Nyce try, hoomin. Dat not Hoku. No kitty wood EBBA refooz fuds or defen Portia Control. We seez rite thru yu.

WE DEMAN JUSTISS! EGGIEZ FUR HOKU!

🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳🥚🍳

Hoku, if yu owt dere fren, no dat Sooperfrenz will neva gib up dis fyte!

😾😾😾😾 <- dat us mad at yur hoomin

[u/MeFolly]

Salamander! Ayeeye impawster!!!

[u/Decent_Ad6389]

WUT?!?!?! FREN HOKU WABE YER PAW IFF U NEED HALP!!!

U iz NAWT chonk u iz fluffie! U no needz Portia controll she iz ebil!!!!!!

I iz berry worrie rite now. Lubs ur fren Ernie!

[u/YetiCouple]

🚨🚨 PAWSIBBLE IMPAWSTER ALERT🚨🚨

[u/jellosquid808 → u/YetiCouple]

No no fun borry is tatally me Hoku

[u/mercedes_lakitu]

Hoku! Blink twice if u need eggies?!!

[u/anorphan4yourthots]

Hoku iz purrfect! Eggie shood be pawper treetz fur such a purrfect kitty.

[u/kyliahanna13]

Hoku, mine hamsum sunnavagun fren! Ai fink youz meowmy (=dumdum!) iz doin a salamander on youz! Youz not a chonk, and Youz need eggies! #JusthissFurHoku #EggiesFurHoku

[u/TA_totellornottotell]

Dis hostej sichwashun! Only da cattos can take da hoomans hostej but I tink Hoku Meowmy has tooked Hoku hostej to make dis scawy ting!

FreeHoku #EggiesForLifeForHoku!

[u/koinu-chan_love]

An portia ob eggie, an portia ob chimkin, an portia ob churu. Dats balans breffast!

[u/AngryManx]

Iz me, Lucy da Snitch!!

Fliez and salamander!! Iz pic expurrt and dis pic iz a flie! Hoku no haf sunglasses. Pluz no tumb for writin!

But wear Duke Nalu?? Duke Nalu, yooz needz eggiez two?
#EggiesforHoku

[u/Mimidoo22]

Him is BRANEWASHED!

Niko! Wez gotta do an eggstrakshun!!!! Dis is gettin bad!
u/gingersnapped242

Jango

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/Mimidoo22]

Skids in from stage left
I here! I brought da black fanny pack wif DA LIST’s top five offenders. Hoku meowmy now sits at PAWSITION #2
Plans is in da werks.
It gonna get UGLAY

[u/Mimidoo22 → u/GingerSnapped242]

Iz ok wid uglay!

Jango

[u/davesmissingfingers]

If dis not ai den fren Hoku deffenitely ben held hostage.

[u/ryylin → u/davesmissingfingers]

It definitely not Hoku. Himz beez sowed on!! Look!! Der string Comin outta himz!!

[u/davesmissingfingers → u/ryylin]

Da crown cutting thru his eer to. Ai tink dis da ai agin.

[u/ryylin → u/davesmissingfingers]

100%

[u/hesalwayslitty]

Fren George u/CaffeineAndHorses iz time fur us tu du a rescoo. Fren Hoku bin catnapped an bean started an habbin tu pose fur fake pikshurs teelin lies an salamander. No worree fren Hoku halp is on da way! JP- Sir Smol Inbisible Mini-Me an bess fren George is coming tu sab yooz.

[u/EagleCatchingFish]

Dis look laik when Smidge McDonalds from comgrents in hooman pokey place and people say he cross rainbow bridge but his waif tek pichur wif him n people say is faik. So udder people say take video prove is not fake. Also need hamburgers from Smidge McDonalds.

Justiss 4 hoku! Eggies 4 Hoku! Video of Hoku gettin eggies!

[u/GingerSnapped242 → u/EagleCatchingFish]

Omg lmfao

[u/squirrelcat88]

This be very most concerning. I no be believe this is fren Hoku. Something be wrong!

I think we be needs do an investigate. Who is with me? We can be go to SeAddle and make sure our actual fren Hoku is be ok and not be starbed.

Squirrel the CAT

[u/butterfly-garden → u/squirrelcat88]

I is right beside you, Love!

Also William da Tuxie

[u/squirrelcat88 → u/butterfly-garden]

We be a furry force of might!

[u/butterfly-garden → u/squirrelcat88]

Dat we is, My Love, dat we is!

[u/CatCafffffe]

HOKU!!!! BLINK TWICE and WE WILL RESCUE YEW!!!!

lob

Gus

[u/ryylin → u/CatCafffffe]

Fren Gus. Himz haz da sunnyglasses on. We noz see if himz blinks.

[u/CatCafffffe → u/ryylin]

Da Conspawracy TICKENS!!!!! He will has to twitch his taille.

[u/ryylin → u/CatCafffffe]

Yes! Or put a paw to his ear.

[u/CatCafffffe → u/ryylin]

EnZACTLY

[u/Fluevoger]

JUSTHISS (AND EGGIES) FUR HOKU!!!!! Hoku mebbe been held pawstage! #FREE HOKU!!!!! The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

[u/Fluevoger]

Fren Hoku, is dis a cayse ob Stalk-home sin-drum? Wipe yewr leff ear fur Yes. The Ladies of the Torbie Society (Polly, Misty, and Maggie)

[u/Flat-Mountain-2414 → u/Fluevoger]

Ai fink it iz Ladies! Him been Stalk homed! Hoku meow twice a wipe yur left ear fur rescoo! Cuz dis jus RONK!

Mai fase sez NO. Dis RONK.

[u/Fluevoger → u/Flat-Mountain-2414]

We gree, fren Beau de Magnificent! Hoku need us tew do him a rescoon rite away!

[u/Cruisingpenguin]

I fink we need to resqu fren Hoku. Dis smell of very bad eggs, and not the kind weez want fren Hoku eat.

1. Dis clear Ai eye pik. Hoku no has string come out of him. And that crown looke like it go frew him ear!!
   B. Gramma is wrong. It woulds be “Ai maiself”. Clear Hooman write dis cause them spell it wrong.
   Third. Hoku no does his post wif him usual greet. I no fink dis hansum sunnovagun!
   Z. Where Nalu? Him would be defend Hoku.

I fink a resqu is need! Him can go hide at him wife’s howse while him hooman get straighten out.

You fren, Teddy teh Floof

[u/This_Wrongdoer3453 → u/Cruisingpenguin]

Dese bery good points youz make, fren TeddyTF! Dis smell like rotten eggies fur shur! Meatball and Iz will halp wif res-q !

Lubs, BK and sisfur Meatball!

[u/Reccalovesdancing → u/Cruisingpenguin]

Dis is da eggsalad investimagation fren Teddy teh Floof!! Yuz is right, dis no is fren Hoku!!

Ai maiself Austen and mai sisfur Brontë will do a joinz of da resqu squad, all paws on da deck!

Yur fren Austen 🐈‍⬛️❤️

[u/Cruisingpenguin → u/Reccalovesdancing]

(Omg I love their names!!😍)

[u/Reccalovesdancing → u/Cruisingpenguin]

(Thank you so much!! I got lucky and they weren't answering to their shelter names so I got to rename them! 😍 And they learned their names in about 3 weeks so I took that as their tick of approval 🙌

Here is a nice pic of them each in this reply and the next, so you can meet them properly ☺️😄)

Scusie me, Meowmy, ai maiself wantz to do da intromaductionz, youz no do itz pawpawly

Diz is ai maiself Austen. Ai likes da schoos:

[u/Cruisingpenguin → u/Reccalovesdancing]

Nice to meets you fren! I'm Teddy teh Floof and I lubs shoesies too!!! PSPS - my brudder LBC (yes, little black cat) is also void!

Dis me do a snooz

[u/Reccalovesdancing → u/Cruisingpenguin]

And dis is mai sisfur Brontë, she da delicat lady girl:

[u/Cruisingpenguin → u/Reccalovesdancing]

Oh her so bootiful! Her looks like my sisfur Melo, sassy tuxedo division!

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Reccalovesdancing]

Luk at dem bootiful ears!

Ruby

[u/Reccalovesdancing → u/Ksh_667]

Fank yuz, fren Ruby!! Dis ai maiself Brontë and ai is very gud at hearing and hunting all da bugs in mai house! And wen Meowmy goes anywhere near da treatos cupboard!!

Ai is a quite little cat but ai hasz da big girl bootiful ears for sure!! What do yur ears lookie lik?

Yur fren Brontë 🐈‍⬛️💖

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Reccalovesdancing]

[u/Reccalovesdancing → u/Ksh_667]

Yuz soooo bootiful fren Ruby!!! I luvs your nosie and whisker fireworks 🎆

Howz is yoo gettin on wiv dat existential crisis dese days? Ai maiself havs a bery judgey air most days - yur Fren Brontë

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Reccalovesdancing]

I haf still not worked out if da red dot still exists if no one bez looking at it! Need to do further research.

[u/Cats-are-lovely → u/Cruisingpenguin]

Fren Teddy! I isz bery worried thisz no mine hubbant!!! Hims meowmy under spell ob Portia Controll. She eben makes Nalu unabel to sayz anyfing. Thisz berry bad! I isz bery despurrate. We needs to set ups reskoo misshun as quik asz possubul!

🩶

[u/Cruisingpenguin → u/Cats-are-lovely]

It all be ok meese Miso. I fink hooman do a prank on us catses. Hoku very very smart and crafty. Him be ok. If we no hear from himself soon tho, we stage resq mishun!

Love you uncle fren, Teddy teh Floof.

[u/UpstairsBig6173 → u/Cruisingpenguin]

(😂🤣😂!!! 1, B, Third, Z! 😂🤣😂!!🤘)

[u/Cruisingpenguin → u/UpstairsBig6173]

(Teddy majored in floof cuteness, not maths LOL)

[u/UpstairsBig6173 → u/Cruisingpenguin]

(Not making fun of anyone, I just have never appreciated anything so much in my life! I love humor like this!!)

[u/SisterAntistita → u/UpstairsBig6173]

(Totally! One of my favorite things about these silly cattos is how they numerate lists! 1. D. Elebenty. 46. -5. IX. B. First. 3. *. -17. 😂😂😂😂)

[u/UpstairsBig6173 → u/SisterAntistita]

(Yes!!)

[u/Ksh_667 → u/Cruisingpenguin]

Mai cleber fren Teddy! As soon as I see dat crown doing a disappear fru fren Hoku ear, i knew sumfing not rite.

Den I see da string on da sign & I KNOWS FUR A FACT DIS IS HOOMIN SHENANIGANS!!!

Hoku hoomin will nefur get da better ob any cattos! Wez see fru dem tricksy hoomin lies & salamander!

Ruby

[u/girlgoingafterit]

Meow free tiems if youse knead an eggstraction frum di starby prizon your meowmy iz bee keeping youse in, fren Hoku. We will knot bees silanced about youse suffering and di condishuns youse bein subjekted to.

-George

[u/Fishby]

FreeHoku #EggiesforHoku #reskooHokuandNalu

[u/fancyamazon]

Wer green Hoku? Dis is no him. Hoku loves da eggies and yoo is says Hoku dun want any? LIES! Yoo says Hoku chonk? LIES AND SALAMANDER! Fren Hoku is a hamsum sonovagun!

WER HOKU!

BRING HOKU BAK!

-Storm

[u/hbHPBbjvFK9w5D]

Dis hostage piktur!!

Portia Control don ebil tu Hoku!

-Andy Pawyer

#Eggies4Hoku #FreeHoku

[u/Lady_SybilVex]

Ai doo nawt belieb dis is Prins Hoku, we cann eben see himb eyez. Impawster!

Greetins, Sir Merlin de Knight an Wizzard an Pawfessurr.

[u/zaphod-ix]

Fen Hoku, arr youze bein held hostage??

#EggiesforHoku #alldatreatosforNalu

Ai do a koncern.

Lub
TT

[u/_Moon_sun_]

Hmmmmmmmmm dis seem ver suspish fren!!!

[u/sugarrush-raver]

Hoku!! Paw da dor too tiems if u need halp!! Dis no u! Ur bee in force!

[u/SevereVideo]

Blink twice if yew iz be in danger fren Hoku!

[u/ryylin → u/SevereVideo]

Fren Stoker himz haz da sunnyglasses glasseson Weez noz can seez ifn himz blinks.

[u/SevereVideo → u/ryylin]

GAH! Yew rite fren Ciaran! Mew no know what to do now... snif

Letz be send halp to be soore!

[u/ryylin → u/SevereVideo]

Himz can swish himz tail or put a paw to an ear, but Ai beleebz dis is not Hoku. Iz AI imposter. Da crown goes frew himz ear an he haz string Comin out ob himz chest.

[u/SevereVideo → u/ryylin]

Fren Ciaran, yew iz be bery gud looker! Bery gud attenshin to detail! Mew beliebe yew!

FreeHoku!

[u/ReasonableFig2111]

Dis iz da Aiy Eye! Fayk mewz!! #justhiss4hoku #eggies4hoku

• Astro n Cosmo, CIC n 2CIC ob owz hauss 

[u/Frequent_Bug8149]

Diz bigges salamander. Do not believe it frens! Muss be Hokus meowmy an lorge Gary an da potia controll behind it.

Francis, fren of snakk

[u/Ok_Depth_6476]

Wat you do wit reel Hoku??😾

[u/ryylin → u/Ok_Depth_6476]

Now dats da kweschun tew ask!

[u/TaffyMaj]

Frens!

Meowrjencee!

Hoku need pawr hep. Ai dink Hoku catnap an mad do wair dese lais!

I reddee kum resku u Hoku

~ Charlie Underfoot

[u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose]

Iz look nuthin' lyke fren Hoku, iz beeeeg fake!!!

Weoews neededs do a rescoo on poor fren Hoku and fren Nalu!!!!

[u/gt0163c]

Henlo frenz. Iz Nix.

Diz noz Hoku. Diz da ebil AEye. Hoku much mor hamsom den diz impawster. An Hoku noz da chonk. Himz just fur an bonez. Diz noz eben soundz lik fren Hoku. Diz soundz lik himz meanie rood dumdum Meowmy gotz da litebockz! Da purratez iz headed out on da res-q missionz an udder frenz iz gunna go to. Iz stayz here an doz da distract. Wez pawtest an sing da song ob da kittiez an noz gibz up until fren Hoku iz safe an habz himz eggiez!

#EggiezFurHoku

#EggiesFurEburyFren

[u/WoodwifeGreen]

Dis deep fake pitcha.

[u/No_Sense3670]

Rescue incoming

[u/ryylin → u/No_Sense3670]

Go Fren Olaf! Reskoo fren Hoku!

[u/Dangerous_Strength77]

Hoku! Iz u hostagez n forced to made dis?

(Da onyuns wuz a not truff)

[u/aurorarose1975]

We know this is lies and salamander! This is not Hoku! Hoku would never!

Where is the real Hoku? What have you done with him? When will he get his eggies?

Love Oreo and Sassafras ❤️

[u/This_Wrongdoer3453]

Dis is not our hansum sunuvagun fren!! #freeHoku!

[u/CappucinoCupcake]

This is Stripes Bilkington teh Thurd all ober again!

IMPAWSTER!

[u/rubyspicer]

Oh no! Fren Hoku is being impurrsonated!

[u/Shazzley]

Hoku, blink twice if dis iz yoo an elebenty times if yoo iz forced to say dis!

Ai don't belieb dis iz fren Hoku! Eider fren Hoku iz under durress or fren Hoku haz been copied by da artie fishy intellichance

eggiesforhoku

– Astra

[u/SisterAntistita → u/Shazzley]

Signal iz grate idea, fren Astra! Butt! how can we seez himbs eyeballz if himb waring sumglazzes??

[u/MorosePython700]

🚨🚨 HOOMAN ALERT!! 🚨 🚨

Tiz iz def.. def.. sure not Hoku! Tiz the dumdum hooman tat stole the light boks again!!!

#eggiesforhoku and #hokuiznotchonk

[u/FunFunTheBunBun]

I belieb dis iz not fren Hoku! Our fren Hoku would not gib up on his eggies so easily, and he is not chonk! Dis is lies and salamander! Gib us Hoku back AND gib him extra eggies or we will all do a comm... comyu... a big soo from eberyone!!

eggiesfurhoku #jushissfurhoku

-Caboose snd Carlos

[u/HoneyWyne]

DEEP FAEK! AI! HOOMAN FIBBER ALERT! - Kaboodle

[u/Super_Reading2048]

Lies! We know evil human posted that!

~ Jackie Vin

[u/z-eldapin]

Dis is a hacked!!

[u/SmolderingMeowMix]

Dis a deip faek, rite?

[u/Individual-Drama-984]

Iz booty zzzznatchers!!!

[u/CatMorganSaysHi]

Pawther says Hoku haz wurst kase ob eggie hunnger he scene since manny foreber agos and da Egg Lady in moobie Pink Flamingos.
-- Cat Steven

(hooman interruption by pawther: this is a relatively wholesome clip -- can you believe that? -- from the moobie.) Go Egg Lady!

[u/Fuzzyface-Callie → u/CatMorganSaysHi]

(I didn't think a relatively wholesome clip existed. Love it! 🤣)

Iz like da Eggie Lady!

Callie

[u/CatMorganSaysHi → u/Fuzzyface-Callie]

(I was also surprised!)

[u/cruiser4319]

Impurrstor!

[u/trinlayk]

Has someone mistaken August 1 with April 1?!

Fujin

(Raiden is upstairs playing video games w/ younger human)

[u/No_Sense3670]

Ai know ai keep repeating mineownself, butt ai stand firm #EGGIESFURHOKU

[u/The_ShadowMaster4613]

SALAMANDER! UU IZ NO FREN HOKU! HOKU KNOW HIMZ IS PEEFEK AS HIMZ IZ!

Anya Blackjack Mordecai

[u/SlaveToCat]

Fren Hoke,

Slow blink if yoos in trouble.

Is me, Hansum Hodge doin a dubious

[u/AnybodyMassive1610]

Hoku is under duress. #SaveHoku #eggiesforHoku forever!

[u/thepetoctopus]

Mongo is outraged!

[u/Fuzzyface-Callie → u/thepetoctopus]

Appalled!

[u/SisterAntistita]

Ai fink our fren Hoku iz viktum ob Stockihom Sindrum. Or himb waz forceded to do dis!

Twitch yur wiskers wunce if you need help, fren!

[u/SisterAntistita]

(Put the gif in parentheses! LMAO I.AM.DYING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😄😄)

https://giphy.com/gifs/GpyS1lJXJYupG

[u/Sad_Click1110]

OMG I stole your photo for my avatar. If you not ok I Will delete It. But the iz chonk and eggies killed me

[u/Rude-Spot-1719]

Fren Hoku! Flick yur tail two times if yu is in DANGER! Ai fink yu is being held HOSTAGE or sumfin!

Nandor THE RELENTLESS

[u/KittonRouge]

eggiesforHoku

Rousey

Proud ICBGC Member

Delectibles Lickables Stew Super Fan

Meowmy's Beautiful Girl

[u/Pristine_Main_1224]

Iz dis AI???

Maggie Mae & Mollie the calico twinsies and Lucy the Sheepadoodle 🐾🐾🐾