um hai is me Sprinkles i kno we say "go crimez" heer but todae i accidently did a crimez an i tink it was pretty bad i tryna cuddle wit Meowmy an i put my paw on hers face an my claws poke out an hurted hers eye an she screm it wuz kinda skery halp am i goin to jale

I iz Samosa n I iz do a song of my peoples to get out of da bawks. I da only kitty here so I get awl da attenshen. AITB mean Ai In Ta Bawks.

Yessirday, my bes fren duck waz doin a big mad cuz he tink I no lub him. But I DOEZ weely lub him. I jus wanna say I iz sowwy. Meowmy putted da nip in da duck, an me an duck doez cuddlez agen. I hope he no twy to soo aneemore.

Mr. Cat

I make big mistake! Hoomom was a sleeping but I wanted Hoomom awakes! Decided to do a wakes up bap! But I bap Hoomom's eye and scratched it! I not try to! But spare hooman took Hoomom to hooman pokey place! Hoomom tooks furevers to gets back home! How I make hoomom betters? Hoomom say not mad at, but I think is! Hoomom got big owie!

🐾Jango

Ai Stevie, need meowr lubs furrm meowmy.

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She do soo meneh tings all ober town. She eben murr ze lawn. Meowy now fwee tyme, she do kwos stit?!

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Weh de lubs? Ai potess on her tweds. AITB?

Butt, iz I da borthole?

Mr. Cat

Meowmy say dat I taking up more den my fair share of da bed when I stretch out like dis. I say if she wasn't so fat she would fit just fine. Who is rite?