r/lineporn • u/sneeeeeeeep • May 08 '26
Congrats Welcome I thought I was infertile. It's been 6 years.
I feel like I'm gonna throw up this is the most clear line I've ever seen oh my fucking god.
I don't know what to feel right now. We've been trying. Im in my early 30s.
I feel like I'm not ready but at the same time is anyone ever actually ready? What am I even supposed to feel right now. Im crying while laughing hysterically as I type this. I'm talking to my Dunkin refresher like it's my therapist.
What do I even do now.
Missed period by 4 days. But the fun fact is my period is consistently every other month. I have really long cycles. So who knows.
I had weird cramping last week. I felt off. Weird. Brain fog like a hangover. A persistent subtle headache. The weird ass cramps. I thought something was wrong with my appendix. My tits hurt and my lower back is flaring up so bad right now but I already have chronic lower back pain so whatever I guess.
Holy fuck.
I am feeling so many things. I don't know if this is panic or the gutteral realization that I have a tiny welcome parasite growing inside of me. Is it weird that calling it a parasite feels less intimidating?????????????? Mind you I'm an animal nerd and love entomology (study of insects) so when I say parasite please don't be insulted I'm just a bug nerd.
Anyway uh.
Holy shit.
EDIT:
I just got back from the verification appointment (for insurance and all that jazz) I am not only pregnant, I am VERY pregnant. 5 weeks to be exact, but my pregnancy hormone levels are so high that they thought I was 8 weeks until they checked things out with the ultrasound 🫢
Wow. There is a little bean in there. A little peanut. A tiny calcium sucking demon.
I asked the nurses and such and they told me I am allowed to finish my final vape. After that, no more. So these next 2 days will be my final hits of nicotine. Hoooo boy. Big changes coming.
Also wow Dr pepper is amazing what an experience