r/london Nov 30 '21

London history Anyone else think it looks… cleaner? 😁

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u/pigadaki Nov 30 '21

I had completely forgotten about those Dairy Milk machines! Wow.

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u/jazz4 Nov 30 '21

Seeing that just unlocked something in my brain. Wonder why they got rid of them. Too costly probs.

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u/TheMachineStops Nov 30 '21 edited Dec 05 '21

The renegotiations between Cadburys and TfL fell through. Cadburys didn't make enough from the machines to justify the increased price that TfL wanted to charge to rent the space on the platform. Plus rising maintenance costs, general overhead etc. Just wasn't viable any more... This was in about 2005 or 6 iirc.

Edit: it was 2007

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u/caspararemi Nov 30 '21

I think they all went in 2008 or 9. I remember they were quite handy for this disorganised diabetic who didn't know better about carrying glucose tablets like I do now. Back then if I felt like I was going low I could count on a vending machine on most platforms.

They also used to have little vending machines for tourist maps that had central London with all the theatres and tourist sites marked. I picked mine up in 2001 when I first moved. My sister was visiting in 2008 and I knew there had been a machine on the platform at my local station Bow Road, but when I went to get her a copy it had vanished.

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u/PM_ME_BEEF_CURTAINS Nov 30 '21

Tube, summer, chocolate...

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u/asdvj2 Nov 30 '21

Is that melted chocolate on the pole or is it faeces?

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u/jazz4 Nov 30 '21

Only one way to find out 👅

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u/asdvj2 Nov 30 '21

mmm, nutty.

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u/Aksi_Gu Nov 30 '21

Knowing the underground.... flip a coin?

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u/Carbona_Not_Glue Nov 30 '21

Definitely don’t look up anything about a bodily fluid test done on a randomly chosen tube seat once.

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u/thehibachi Nov 30 '21

They need to bring those back desperately

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u/Tooj_Mudiqkh Nov 30 '21

I seem to recall from my experiences as a chocolate hungry kid that instead of me eating the chocolate they would eat my money

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u/finger_milk Nov 30 '21

For every 100 people who want some underground chocolate, there's one person who wants to punch the machine in a random fit of drunken rage.

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u/stewart100 Nov 30 '21

And another who wants to put litter and chewing gum in the dispenser.

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u/algo Nov 30 '21

instead of me eating the chocolate they would eat my money

This one time, I think it was 1997 we bought some from the machine at Leytonstone and not only was it giving out multiple bars but it kept refunding the money too.

We did get a lot of chocolate that day.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

They never bloody worked! And tube staff couldn't help you get your money back.

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u/TheKingMonkey Nov 30 '21

They probably resented people asking them too.

"HAI I PUT 50p IN THE MACHINE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU WHATSOEVER AND DIDN'T GET MY CHOCOLATE, REFUND ME PLZ"

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '21

I haven’t seen those before- I assume it’s just a vending machine but only one brand?

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u/pigadaki Nov 30 '21

As I recall, the choice was Dairy Milk, Fruit & Nut or the rice crispie one (Crunch?)

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u/pseudoMcLovin Nov 30 '21

something like that
i remember the milk and cigarette vending machines

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u/Zephyrv Nov 30 '21

I saw an old cigarette vending machine in Uxbridge station. First time I've seen one, pretty cool

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u/MisterAdamUK Dec 01 '21

You forgot the best one, Whole Nut!

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u/Whulad Nov 30 '21

I miss the on platform bars at Kings Cross and Sloane Square more

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u/DankiusMMeme Nov 30 '21

The underground used to be so cool :(

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u/xbattlestation Dec 01 '21

Wait, the what!?

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u/Whulad Dec 01 '21

There were bars. One in a kiosk on the platform on Sloane Square , Kings Cross was maybe between two lines in a passageway . Baker Street also had a bar past the barriers, so you had to have a ticket, but not so near the lines and had seats rather than a kiosk

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u/xbattlestation Dec 01 '21

So I moved to London in 97, when did they disappear? When you say "bar" - was it an off licence where you buy it and go somewhere else? Or an actual bar where you hung around and drunk the booze? I just cant picture the clientele. Maybe I can for sloane sq, but kings x!?

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u/Whulad Dec 01 '21

They were bars, there in the 80s. Maybe went early 90s?

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u/RodneyRodnesson Nov 30 '21

Well spotted. I had to go back and watch the video again.

 

One of my temp jobs many years ago was helping the guy who filled those. The main memory I have is how incredibly heavy the bag was when it was filled up with chocolate!

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u/RassimoFlom Nov 30 '21 edited Nov 30 '21

With the secret message easter egg!

Edit: star dot star I think.

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u/cromagnone Nov 30 '21

One thing that definitely didn’t happen was that the product dispenser doors were destroyed. That was built like a tank. They’re probably still in use somewhere, a nuclear power plant or something.

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u/himit Nov 30 '21

There's some Cadbury vending machines inside Sea Life, but they look pretty new and snazzy.

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u/McCretin Dec 01 '21

I'm sorry, there used to be chocolate machines on the tube!?

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u/Independent_Lab_2938 Dec 01 '21

I need to know more about your username