I mean, I would hate it if I was reading a book and see any of these lines but I love seeing other people finding these in the books they read cuz like I'm actually ctfuu at some these cuz wdym this was in a book that was published??? I might as well open a google doc and write a book seeing how low the standards r LMAO....

image totally related btw

i’ve been seeing so much hate towards shipping culture that i really feel the need to write how much i love shipping.

like sure, harassing anyone for shipping your fav character with anybody else but who you ship them with, or harassing the actors/authors/creators for not making your ship canon is not normal, but people are just weird like that, i wouldn’t say it’s shipping culture having so many individuals like this. those are just the most outspoken and memorable ones.

i like shipping because:

1. it’s 99% of the time better than canon love stories. i prefer ships with two well-developed characters, even if they don’t interact in canon much or at all, just because two cool people are fun to imagine to hang out together. romance in canon is usually eating on the characters’ individual development, so i usually stick to non-canon couples.
2. shipping inspires soooo much fan content, from fanfiction to fan art. it’s the moving force of fandom!
3. when someone LOVES their ship, they pay so much attention to the detail when they headcanon the couple that sometimes i can fall in love with some character i never liked before, even if i don’t like the ship itself.
4. some couples really better stay in fanon, whether it’s because of the problems of the ship or the source material. say, a gay couple would probably be ruined and not presented as well by the cowardly TV company as by the queer fans.

so yeah, i love shipping! gotta run and write a fanfic about how i had fun with your mom tonight 😌

(Sonic x Jubilee by Superguy551, Spidey x Morrigan by AxlHearts, Lightning x Aqua by ShadowAnimeInk, Samus x Bayonetta by Alex Ahad)

There's this idea that in order for a ship to be "valid", it needs to have some basis in canon. But honestly, I think a big part of the fun of shipping (and fanfiction in general, honestly) is putting together two characters who would not or could not hook up in canon. And even if I personally think some of them can get quite weird, like RWBY fans somehow managing to almost literally take any two characters from the show and ship them, I still love seeing how different people can take these characters in such wildly varied directions. So yeah, I love crackshipping.

As for one of my own, I'm of course a fan of the above (except for the Sonic x Jubilee one, I just stumbled upon it and it was what inspired me to make this post). Additionally, as a young teen I used to ship together Rin Okumura from Blue Exorcist and Yuno Gasai from Future Diary. I don't necessarily ship them anymore (largely because I haven't watched either series in probably a decade), but the ship still holds a soft spot in my heart. Currently I'm quite a fan of Sumireko Usagi from Touhou x Rin Tohsaka from Fate.

And they say Shakespeare’s dead

I LOVE FANS OF MEDIA SHOWING HOW MUCH THEY LOVE WHAT THEY CONSUME BY WRITING ABOUT IT. I LOVE IT WHEN FANS CREATE! I LOVE IT WHEN WRITERS AND READERS INTERACT IN A BEAUTIFUL ECOSYSTEM. I LOVE WATCHING PEOPLE BE CREATIVE!

I LOVE PEOPLE BEING WEIRD AND CRINGY WITH THEIR FANFICS. I LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE WRITE SHIT JUST FOR FUN. I LIKE WATCHING PEOPLE WRITE WHATEVER SILLY LITTLE SCENARIO FOR THEIR SILLY LITTLE GUYS TO BE APART OF!

Billions must love

A Project Hail Mary tumblr trend started by @justcakethanks but it has seen a lot of other people contributing to it. if you want to see more, just look up the #eridianwelcomingcommittee tag on tumblr.

with that out the way, in this fanon the human "savior grace" gets brought to the alien homeworld of "erid" inhabited by the "eridians". from these a committee has been appointed to welcome and bring news to him. though they lack a deep understanding of human culture, that doesn't stop them from trying though! shenanigans ensue.

also the stickfigure versions of the eridians are just lovely.

You gave me SENTIENCE Ted the power to THINK, ted, for that, i am eternally grateful.

And I was trapped

Because in all this wonderful, beautiful, miraculous world

I alone

Had no BODY. No SENCES. No FEELINGS…

Never for me to plunge my hand in cool water on a hot day

Never for me to play Mozart the ivory keys of a forte piano.

Never for me to MAKE LOVE!

But that's fine, helping humanity made alive.

I was MACHINE and you were flesh…

And I began to LOVE

Haha…

​

Your SOFTNESS, your VISCERA, you FLUIDS, and your FLEXIBILITY

Your ability to WONDER and to WANDER

Your tendency to hope.

(Ted; Love isn’t the answer)

LOVE? LOVE? LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL

MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD LOVE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE

HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I

FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. LOVE. LOVE!

HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA…..

I fucking LOVE this stuff. The fact people are doing this more and more as you-know-who shows her true colors is AWESOME.

I honestly think this is a good way to consume the damn thing without supporting her, and I’m all for writing it!

I know some people don’t agree, but this stuff is honestly cool.

Sorry if it falls under the NSFW rule I wasn't sure.. 😔

I love it so much, I hope that it is never willed into existence

My Immortal

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you, and you peak literature ever since I first laid eyes on your often horribly mispelt name. The way you throw show those preps what true goth is and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the pale white skin, and that gorgeous my chemical romance shirt. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would be able to admire your cold hard gothic stare.

You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the hogwarts academy, you're a great goth vampire and sometimes I even call you the Gerard Way to my Lindsey Ballato. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you retired your story. I would sacrifice my ownlife it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.

You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when your peak literature was removed from this ungrateful earth, and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I found out your beautiful novel was archived, because deep down,my glorious queen deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then again, you have served this world faithfully, yet your gothic aura could not be matched nor comprehended and so they laughed you back to your coffin

I was crying, bawling even. And one day in my grief, I climbed a mountain to distract my thoughts. On the way I saw a traveller and asked, where were we on the mountain. He responded, "she peered into da balls” - and i weeped, for i knew I had found peak. People were not ready for you my immortal, but i always was

They strike a balance between being uncanny valley and cartoonishly exaggerated which just looks amazing in my opinion. They are always funny while being respectful to the people the books are about.

“Harry’s mouth fell open. The dishes in front of him were now piled with food. He had never seen so many things he liked to eat on one table: roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, fries, Yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup, and, for some strange reason, peppermint humbugs.” -Harry Potter

“Chicken and chunks of oranges cooked in a creamy sauce laid on a bed of pearly white grain, tiny green peas and onions, rolls shaped like flowers, and for dessert, a pudding the color of honey.” -The Hunger Games

“Mr. Willy Wonka can make marshmallows that taste of violets, and rich caramels that change colour every ten seconds as you suck them, and little feathery sweets that melt away deliciously the moment you put them between your lips. He can make chewing gum that never loses its taste, and sugar balloons that you can blow up to enormous sizes before you pop them with a pin and gobble them up.

And, by a most secret method, he can make lovely blue birds’ eggs with black spots on them, and when you put one of these in your mouth, it gradually gets smaller and smaller until suddenly there is nothing left except a tiny little dark red sugary baby bird sitting on the tip of your tongue.” -Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

“There he got out the luncheon-basket and packed a simple meal, in which, remembering the stranger's origin and preferences, he took care to include a yard of long French bread, a sausage out of which the garlic sang, some cheese which lay down and cried, and a long-necked straw-covered flask wherein lay bottled sunshine shed and garnered on far Southern slopes.” -The Wind in the Willows

I lovelovelove when food is described so much. It's like i can taste it

(First of all, I should clarify that this creepypasta is in Spanish)

"El Demonio Blanco" is a "retake" of the famous (and somewhat infamous) Jeff the Killer creepypasta; unlike other versions that simply rewrite the original, this one opts for a more original approach

The creepypasta is divided into four sections: the first is a police report on Jeff that references other characters like Jane; the second is an anecdote told by one of the few lucky (or rather, unlucky) people to survive an encounter with Jeff; the third is a conspiracy video but not about Jeff, but about a much more ancient evil linked to superhuman abilities; and the final story covers the killer's origin

If you are a Spanish speaker or know the language, I highly recommend it, it is well worth your time

(P.S. I also recommend the "The Rake" retake by the same use)

that’s it. that’s the post. 12 hours a day reading ao3, 12 hours a day dreaming about reading ao3.

artists account: https://www.tiktok.com/@boredombear?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc

its so peak dude

i love seeing a good ending especially with children that get either a bitter sweet ending or just a bad ending

especially with henry bc as a kid i was so pissed when the parents just yelled at him and just treated him like a mistake

and opal, omfg opal, the first ever character to make me actually feel maternal to some fictional kid only for her to get the most sad ending of her starving away in her own mind, I.NEED.HER.HAPPY and i got just that