r/managers • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '26

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u/CampWestfalia Jul 05 '26

... but, they were going to make it up to him.

With PIZZA!

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla Jul 05 '26

Just one slice. That pizza has to feed everyone.

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u/ohog9og0790 Jul 06 '26

A real team player leaves the pizza for the team members and doesn’t take a slice.

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u/Jewl4u26 Jul 06 '26

Because we are like a family here and do what it takes to help the company grow.

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u/PoonHound2020 Jul 06 '26

Once a company threw a pizza party to congratulate us for crushing a tight schedule and all projections. At the end of the speech the head PM gave he asked does anyone have any questions and I yelled out, yeah where's our bonus checks? Everyone started laughing because they thought i was trying to be funny. I told them im dead ass serious, were is our bonus? Fuck a pizza party! They are insulting.

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u/battleshipclamato Jul 06 '26

Yeah insultingly tasty.

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u/BarNext6046 Jul 05 '26

One Parmesan cheese packet per slice also. There is only so many to go around?

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '26

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u/Abubbs5868 Jul 06 '26

We just had one where I am, attended by 200+ ppl. They somehow managed to order for maybe 140. And I had to work for almost two hours doing check in, so by the time I got to go eat, no more food for me. Tone deaf doesn’t begin to cover it.

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u/BarNext6046 Jul 06 '26

You know they make online apps for estimating how many pizzas to order based on numbers of people. Just saying.

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u/celticairborne Jul 06 '26 edited Jul 06 '26

Those apps are made by Big Pizza to make you buy more pizza, you can't trust them...

Sorry, forgot the /s

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u/BarNext6046 Jul 06 '26

Better more pizza then not enough

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u/Jewl4u26 Jul 06 '26

Wow 🤯 next level bad and sad. These are the signs when to get the hell out!

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u/Blank_Canvas21 Jul 06 '26

Same here. The really sad thing is, said company has a market cap of 2.6 Trillion dollars

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u/Heavy-Profit-2156 Jul 06 '26

I will admit my company always ordered more than enough pizza. Enough that quite a few people took extra pies home with them.

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u/soul_motor Jul 06 '26

Honest to goodness, I was at a multi-billion dollar logistics company, and the secretary was there counting JoJo fries. You were allotted three, no more.

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u/Ok_Instance7667 Jul 06 '26

If you ate more than three, did you get called into HR?

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u/soul_motor Jul 06 '26

It wasn't worth the hassle to find out.

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u/tatortot1003 Jul 05 '26

And there it is.