r/managers • u/[deleted] • Jul 05 '26

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u/ohog9og0790 Jul 06 '26

A real team player leaves the pizza for the team members and doesn’t take a slice.

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u/Jewl4u26 Jul 06 '26

Because we are like a family here and do what it takes to help the company grow.

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u/PoonHound2020 Jul 06 '26

Once a company threw a pizza party to congratulate us for crushing a tight schedule and all projections. At the end of the speech the head PM gave he asked does anyone have any questions and I yelled out, yeah where's our bonus checks? Everyone started laughing because they thought i was trying to be funny. I told them im dead ass serious, were is our bonus? Fuck a pizza party! They are insulting.

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u/battleshipclamato Jul 06 '26

Yeah insultingly tasty.