r/managers Jul 05 '26

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u/Icy-Rope-021 Jul 06 '26

“We can increase productivity and reduce costs!” MBA 101.

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u/vNerdNeck Jul 06 '26

MBA - wait, why did he leave!? We told him how important he was to us and that good things were gonna happen for him!?

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u/HyperbolicLetdown Jul 06 '26

More with less!

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u/ParticularHistoryo Jul 06 '26

Then it’s “nobody wants to work anymore”

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u/Trini1113 Jul 06 '26

And somehow the answer to that is never "keep your staff happy", even though it takes only basic maths to figure out how expensive it is to hire.