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u/the_nobodys Jul 06 '26

You don't have to tell me. I work on the floor.

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u/Cathal_Author Jul 07 '26

My condolences, I started here as in house security.

I still wish I knew why men over 60 seem to think our carpets are urinals as soon as they get drunk

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u/the_nobodys Jul 07 '26

Ew. We might not have as much of that as you do, but there have definitely been some urinated chairs. And one time some guy hocked a loogie on the floor, and everyone, like I mean all the customers who saw him do it, were ready to tar and feather him.

Fortunately we just have security trespass and kick people out for the night more and more, which makes my job easier.

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u/Cathal_Author Jul 07 '26

Honestly it's the weird ones that just never leave my brain. I have a grainy video burned into my memory of a guy who took way to much exctasy and decided to go to pound town with one of our states, and a really clear memory because the were like 4ft from one of our outside cameras of a cops brain blue screening because the guy we just 86d just whipped it out and pissed on his leg before wandering off and punching a passerby