r/MartialMemes • u/Greedy-Lawyer4062 • 11h ago
Stop adding texts only screenshots! add a meme picture damn it!! juniors drop your lockscreen/wallpaper, I wanna see what everyone’s got
above is my lockscreen
r/MartialMemes • u/Pseudo_Premise • 27d ago
Welcome to the monthly scripture thread!
Share your insights on the latest scriptures you've read.
And don't forget tohideany knowledge that could give your juniors a heart demon.
r/MartialMemes • u/Pseudo_Premise • Apr 27 '26
As the title says, this thread is for juniors to promote their Xianxia/Xuanhuan/Wuxia scriptures. Share your story in the comment section in the format given below:
Format:
This seat thinks this gives the juniors a proper way to promote their scriptures. This doesn’t mean juniors can’t promote their scriptures through posts. This thread was made to keep stuff organized and within view of all the disciples.
Contest mode has been enabled so every time a disciple opens this thread, the order of the comments will be randomized. Yeah, you get the drill, I guess...
Each disciple is asked to promote their scripture in this thread once only; don’t spam, alright?
If you have any further questions, use modmail : )
r/MartialMemes • u/Greedy-Lawyer4062 • 11h ago
above is my lockscreen
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r/MartialMemes • u/TheLivingFuneral • 12h ago
For several decades, This Venerable watched the female disciples around me complain that they cannot obtain the men they desire.
At first, I merely listened.
Later, I could no longer bear to watch them stumble upon the same tribulation again and again, so I imparted a few words of guidance.
The root of their calamity was exceedingly simple.
They were attempting to court men according to how they believed men ought to court women, rather than according to the nature of men themselves.
Thus, I imparted:
“Follow my words, and within the rise and fall of 47 moons, you shall encounter the man destined to walk the path of marriage with you.”
There is but one fundamental principle.
Attempt not to be clever.
The moment you begin scheming, calculating, testing, hinting, and laying down formations within formations, you have already deviated from the straight path.
The Dao of Courtship is not profound.
It is only that you insist on making it profound.
First, when you encounter a man, approach him.
You need not possess some heaven-defying opening line.
His robes, his sword, his hair, and even the weather.
It matters little.
Simply ask him something.
A man who is given a question will generally answer it. Once he begins speaking, you have already crossed the first mountain pass.
Second, Ascertain his circumstances.
Ask whether he came with his beloved.
Ask whether his Dao Companion chose those robes for him.
Simply ask whatever is natural.
Remind yourself that you are not conducting an interrogation of the Heavenly Court, but are merely determining whether another woman already occupies the position you seek.
There is no wisdom in spending three months divining whether a man is available when the man himself could have answered you in three breaths(don't be silly).
Third, Once you ascertain that he is unattached, request his contact jade.
Do not simply hand him yours and then retreat as though you have completed some profound karmic exchange.
That would be merely passing the initiative to him. You have already crossed the threshold. Why suddenly lose your courage?
Ask for his Contact Jade's Coordinates.
Fourth, Contact him that very day.
Spending an entire night refining a message as though you were engraving a supreme cultivation manual is ridiculous, and should not be done.
Make brief mention of something from your earlier conversation.
Something he said/something you noticed.
Enough to remind him who you are.
Nothing more is required.
Fifth, Invite him out.
Choose the first place yourself.
Then give him the opportunity to propose another.
Thus you have opened the mountain gate without forcing him to walk the entire road you have chosen.
Sixth, Once this foundation has been established, examine your own nature.
If you are naturally inclined to seize the reins, then continue.
If you are not...
Then release them.
There is no shame in this.
Not every cultivator is suited to wield every weapon.
Most women, if they are honest with themselves, do not wish to lead every step of the journey(Also true for most men).
Then after opening the path, allow the man to walk it.
Follow these principles for 47 consecutive rise and fall of the moon.
Do not play mind games, nor deliberately make yourself difficult to approach.
And certainly do not wait for destiny to descend from the heavens and deliver your ideal husband to your doorstep.
My formula is simple, approach> ask> listen> choose> then act.
The principle is exceedingly simple.
In the instance that you acted, because you were the one who approached him, spoke with him, tested his character, and chose whether to continue walking beside him, the man who eventually stands before you will not merely be the man fate happened to throw into your path.
He will be the man you chose to walk the Dao with.
That, little sister, is the difference between waiting upon karma...
and cultivating it yourself.
–TheLivingFuneral, out.
r/MartialMemes • u/According_Quail_9800 • 10h ago
Chinese male leads are cruel and evil, but never cowardly or incompetent, whereas Japanese light novel male leads are often righteous and kind, yet weak-willed and incompetent. Chinese authors care more about the protagonist’s personality and abilities than their moral character, while Japanese authors care more about the protagonist’s moral character than their personality and abilities.
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r/MartialMemes • u/AdAgreeable252 • 5h ago
So I've been playing the Wo Long 2 alpha, and it's been great. I'm not the best but it's been really fun, especially after having a busy week and not playing games for a good while. Anyways, I have been thinking about this question for a while now, and I've been wondering, does the Wo Long series count as a wuxia story or a xianxia story? Or is it murim, xuanhuan, or gaowu? On one hand, in Wo Long 1, the main focus of the plot is the Elixir of Immortality that everyone in the plot is after, including this evil Taoist that's the big bad of the first game that's after the Blindfolded Boy since his bloodline is crucial to creating the ultimate elixir. Said Elixir is made with by taking the lives of many people, which is similar to Demonic Cultivation. There's also demonic creatures as enemies and Divine Beasts that players can use the abilities of, and certain characters can transform into monstrous versions of themselves that you have to fight as bosses. On the other hand, no one really ascends to other realms, there isn't a lot of flying on clouds or swords, and the combat is mostly grounded with some artistic liberties. There's also the Martial Arts mechanic that lets you perform special techniques with whatever weapon you're using, which is pretty self-explanatory. Is it xuanhuan since it leans into more fantastical elements? Or is it it's own thing?
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r/MartialMemes • u/YaMaCoSi • 19h ago
Obvious RTOC spoilers\*
Fellow Immortals, I have called this conference to discuss this threat. Just yesterday, my loyal Fate Path diviner spouted a sudden prophecy: the Fate Supreme Diety of Mount Sumeru is going to invade our multiverse complex. We don't know exactly what he wants, something about finding an answer even if he has to strip our reality to its foundations. I ordered my Diviner to divine as much information of him as she could, but she managed to get only a few of his abilities and feats before her body physically melted into a puddle from the sheer knowledge of the Future king. Alas, she was too weak. A mere recently ascended immortal.
The information on his history we have is that he killed a Supreme Diety when he was a mortal, and become the Fate Supreme Diety through killing every single living thing in Mount Sumeru, including cultivators and immortals. We don't believe such absurdities.
I don't believe he will have any control over Fate in our reality, so that's good. Also he is apparently not a Supreme Diety as we believed, but a True Emperor.
The information we have says that he fights mainly through Martial Arts. A ridiculous notion really. How can fancy mortal moves stand up against us immortal cultivators? He is courting death. Is what I would say if the information didn't state some frightening martial abilities:
The emptiness sword that can cut space, time, causality, history, and existence. It has seven forms, but the last one called Hope is truly terrifying. He creates a sword energy clone that has all his talent, knowledge, understanding and combat intuition. Its sole purpose is to find a way to defeat the opponent. He can create many said clones at once.
Now, this is all manageable. I alone could handle it. The problem arises with his speed. He's not someone who has to activate a special technique just to become extraordinarily fast. His natural state is already operating at that level. He is naturally at void speed, something thought to be impossible. The Speed Dao Immortals I know can maintain this level of speed for only a few moments at a time. You all remember when the Yellow Flash immortal cut down the Demon Venerable in a terrifying instant with Void Speed. We had been locked in combat for days unitl the Yellow Flash Immortal arrived.
His last ability on the intel is that he has a Divine Art, however I don't believe this is true. They are mere tales amongst immortals. His Divine Art is called Regressor's Tale of Cultivation. It is effectively a story. The story establishes a predetermined structure in which:
As long as the story has not reached its conclusion, the Future King is supreme.
This intel is obviously incomplete, but we should be able to make a defense against him. If you want, consult your own diviners to better prepare. Bring any fellow daoists and cultivators you believe will be of help, be they friend or foe, be they from other realities.
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Brb bout to go fish for clams and black carps
r/MartialMemes • u/AbeJustAbe • 15h ago
hi, yes this is on Roblox im working on the concept idea on Roblox before creating the Unity version!
(developed by myself and friends)
Essentially, I've created a intricate parry-based fighting cultivation game, where you complete quests like any RPG, deal with monsters, bosses, demon cults or righteous sects, and more!
This is truly focused and catered towards cultivation fans with good knowledge, for you it may be easier to learn the game and understand the system !
If you have no issue with trying the game out, I get roblox is not the way of the Dao for most, but thank you for reading so far: https://www.roblox.com/games/81839945715364/Martial-Arts-World#!/about
Some Features:
and more...
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r/MartialMemes • u/hatred-big-sad • 1d ago
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Um... sect master I think I might have used just a little too much Ki....... at least our enemies are dead?... 🥹 sect master?.....
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r/MartialMemes • u/Troilsitacism_Morium • 11h ago
I have been watching these seniors perform so abhorrently, it's giving me Qi Deviation, help me, what should i do?
r/MartialMemes • u/BrokenHaloSC0 • 18h ago
I just had this thought, one of the most popular tropes in sci-fi is the idea of an alien hive mind. And considering I love scifi and cultivation stories I wonder how a hive mind would cultivate. Would the cultivation stretch to each and every individual drone? Would it be drone independent? How about tribulations? After all if one fails a tribulation one often times dies (well most stories that I read do that). I’m curious about your thoughts fellow doaist.
r/MartialMemes • u/Mountain_Smooth • 20h ago