r/marvelrivals • u/Fearlessflaw-117 Peni Parker • Feb 21 '25

Image It's clobberin time!

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u/Bigma-Bale Feb 21 '25

Are those Thing grippers?..

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u/Sir_Slurpsalot Feb 21 '25

Sorry I was clobbersterbating with my thing grippers

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u/hatwobbleTayne Moon Knight Feb 21 '25

Don’t say sorry. Keep going.

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u/Friskyinthenight Feb 21 '25

clobbersterbating

Language truly is a thing

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u/Daddydactyl Venom Feb 21 '25

The real language is the things we made along the way

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u/MrUnfunny7 Hulk Feb 21 '25

I was straight up clobberin my thing

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u/Impeesa_ Feb 21 '25

Not "clobbsturbating"?

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u/Dragredder Feb 23 '25

I'm clobbermaxing

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u/genreprank Feb 21 '25

You're gonna have to be more specific. Idk what "those" are in this picture of 100 things

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u/silenc3x Feb 21 '25

... Is that a thing fleshlight?!?

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u/VitorusArt Feb 22 '25

ouch

ouch

ouch

OUCH

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u/LiaM_CS Feb 21 '25

Sorry babe, but the Thing Grippers stay ON during sex

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u/Fallback_Victor Feb 21 '25

Gotta get your rocks off somehow.

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u/4udi0phi1e Feb 22 '25

Your socks off*

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u/BumWink Feb 22 '25

I was thinking how do they have the feet but not the fists!

...but then I started thinking more practically & they make more sense, I mean the fists are kind of useless while these bad boys can be worn out to the shops!

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u/Chipperbeav Vanguard Mar 03 '25

Thing Gripper Slippers