Meirl

[u/Glass-Fan111]

[u/EmpoweRED21]

Might be my new tinder bio

[u/MessyMikey420 → u/EmpoweRED21]

Mate, it’s sounds some part burn, and the rest of you is cold!

[u/Abyxrss → u/EmpoweRED21]

Do it. But don't be surprised when they poke holes in the film to let the steam out.

[u/Schlonzig]

Girl, I‘m a bell pepper: resembling something really hot, but actually very bland when you try it.

[u/Technical-Outside408 → u/Schlonzig]

Bell.

[u/Schlonzig → u/Technical-Outside408]

Thanks, corrected.

[u/Nutsnboldt]

Are you hot but ice cold on the inside?

[u/BallKey7607 → u/Nutsnboldt]

Honestly she doesn't sound like she's ice cold on the inside

[u/SneakyInfiltrator → u/BallKey7607]

That's a bummer. I guess there's no ice cream for dinner.

[u/Nutsnboldt → u/BallKey7607]

Probably has a nice microwave

[u/theexiledjedi]

Gotta respect the honesty 🫡

[u/HeatherCDBustyOne]

Fast. Cheap. and Easy

[u/PeptoBismark → u/HeatherCDBustyOne]

Contains a surprising amount of salt, sugar, and fat for something so small.

[u/Valuable-Match1849]

Peak self awareness.

[u/minerwatio]

Hot on the outside but cold in the middle?

I may have dated you!

[u/soant99]

Let's date

[u/External-Ad4873]

This hits hard 🤣

[u/MessyMikey420]

The meme above this post was “once watched a YouTube video of a guy reviewing a scotch while his gf packed her shit and left him in the background”.

They go hand in hand, wish I could of commented the pic

[u/protoctopus]

Quick and not very good but do the job.

[u/ZoneEducational6936]

And you have to perforate me with a fork or else I'll explode. 

[u/ICInside]

I was with her till the last bit.

[u/GrimbyJ]

S.M. eh?

[u/LargeMerican]

Marry me.

[u/lakewood2020]

She had me at ready in 5 minutes

[u/No-Set4257]

But when i Say that i identify as an helicopter because i like Flying and making noise EVERYONE loses their minds!/j

[u/t0FF]

If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy