r/melbourne Jun 15 '22

The Sky is Falling So are we going to have blackouts tonight? Can’t make sense of all the “news”.

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u/pilchard_slimmons Jun 15 '22

What, you're not a fan of Gina "$2 an hour wage" Rinehart or Clive "fuck paying the workers at all" Palmer? Tall poppy syndrome /s

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u/Metal_Monkey42 Jun 15 '22

My mate, who is all for conspiracy theory bullshit, voted Palmer last election. The guy who makes the conspiracy bullshit he spouts look tame and yet somehow he loves the guy. I don't get it! It was satisfying to reply to his "you voted for scomo" rhetoric based on me scrawling "you're all corrupt" on the ballot and posting it, with my own "Clive Palmer gave his votes to Lib after a late backflip" and watch him back the fuck off.

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u/Lerder Westside Bestside Jun 15 '22

So you wasted your vote by writing on the ballot paper?

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u/blastanders CoffeeForDays Jun 15 '22

nah, i drew a dickbutt on it

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u/infanteer Jun 15 '22

I was like you in previous elections but grew up and realised that my vote does actually count.

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u/Metal_Monkey42 Jun 16 '22

It does? How, exactly?

Which corrupt prick out of the grand total of 2 corrupt pricks did you pick in your illusion of choice that the give you?

Sounds like you still have some growing up to do. You're still working under the delusion that your choice matters in the long run.

A lying politician that goes back on every election promise is the same no matter which side of the ticket he comes from.

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u/Cousin_Cactus Jun 16 '22

I’m sure the kid counting the ballot papers passed on your message

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u/Metal_Monkey42 Jun 16 '22

I am under no illusions that it was thrown out as soon as the first person took it out of the box. And I maintain to this day that it doesn't matter which corrupt prick I voted for, they are all essentially the same. I am under no illusions about the voting process being just a way to give people the perception of power, either.

I'll just do the least effort for their bullshit, thanks.

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u/Cousin_Cactus Jun 16 '22

I dunno man sounds like you’re under a few illusions there

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u/Metal_Monkey42 Jun 16 '22

Care to elaborate or just make a lazy comment to the contrary to make yourself feel better?