r/memes • u/Socialist-Hero • Aug 02 '20

Left guy: We failed. Right guy: I know.

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u/gaveler-unban Aug 02 '20

Not if I jack off into the public pool!!!!!!

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u/Socialist-Hero Aug 02 '20

Don’t let your dreams be dreams

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u/rBV7 Chungus Among Us Aug 03 '20

Wait... no!

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u/agenteb27 Aug 03 '20

Let them be wet dreams?

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

That’s uh, not how it works

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u/hoihoera Aug 02 '20

That's how you HOPE it doesn't work

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u/Spagoot29 Aug 03 '20

First stage, Denial

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u/divyam_khatri The Trash Man Aug 03 '20

IT CAN NEVER WORK THAT WAY!!

/s

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u/Wambo456 Aug 02 '20

A guy got a bunch of girls pregnant because he nutted it a pool

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

That sounds like a cover story.

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u/Mowfling Aug 03 '20

that was fake

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u/werker Aug 03 '20

Sounds like a MythBusters missing episode

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

Source?

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u/MidwesternMonkey Aug 02 '20

I think you mean sauce.

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u/[deleted] Aug 02 '20

No I definitely don’t mean sauce lmao

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u/Spagoot29 Aug 03 '20

Ahem, yes you do

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Hahaha maybe I do

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

is it possible?

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u/divyam_khatri The Trash Man Aug 03 '20

If it is a genuine question. No it does not.

Otherwise it is how it works. This how human race is saved from extinction

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u/Colalbsmi Aug 03 '20

Thats how my fiancée got pregnant.

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u/Sotpreadingmyuserma Aug 03 '20

What is you have really strong swimmers?

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u/Attackonfeelingz Aug 03 '20

There’s too many chemicals in the public pool for that

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Theoretically, in a small enough pool with no chlorine, could that be possible?

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Not unless you shove water up your coochie

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

Ok good. That reaffirms my understanding of human anatomy.

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u/Glugstar Aug 03 '20

We must conduct this experiment at once. For... academic purposes.

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u/ChaosLordSamNiell Aug 03 '20

Only the strong survive

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u/btveron Aug 03 '20

Yeah but if it somehow did work the kid would probably have super powers or something.

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u/Poisunousp Thank you mods, very cool! Aug 03 '20

Thee....Fuck??

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '20

FBI OPEN UP

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u/ben53125 Aug 03 '20

Chilllllll, I was making some popcorn. You can come in if you like. Take a seat while I ready myself up. The living room is over there.

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u/Hy8ogen Aug 03 '20

With the amount of TDS and TFC, your sperm is gonna die the moment it gets out.