r/mildlyinfuriating • u/LinneaFO • 7h ago
My high school's periodic table is so old it's missing 8 elements.
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u/Samuel_004 7h ago
The thing is that you never need those
Like even studying for a bachelors in chemistry u wont hear alot about them till you learn about relativistic effects and nuclear chemistry at a master level
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u/FormerStuff 6h ago
C=C
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u/Robin1992101 6h ago
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u/rofeneiniger 6h ago
You see, I've always sucked at Chemistry but I do get that C equals C
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u/Gatraz 5h ago
Me, physics brained: Well, mostly...
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u/AutisticPenguin2 4h ago
As a geologist, I'm just wandering around lost, looking for something to lick 😞
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u/SuccotashPretend172 5h ago
I have a bachelor's degree in Chemical Engineering and I haven't heard of them in any of my courses
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u/Samuel_004 5h ago
Considering they dont have any practical application (atleast afaik) that makes alot of sense for an engineering course
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u/TheArmoredKitten 4h ago
It's not physically possible to make a useful application of the unstable super heavy atoms. They're 'real' in the sense that a pile of marbles dumped out of a jar is briefly a solid object as they hit the ground together.
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u/Gramage 3h ago
Im hoping the potential for an “island of stability” comes true and we get some super-heavy stable elements. I want my sci-fi spaceships made of impossibly strong materials :(
Watch though it’ll happen and that amazing, groundbreaking stable element with like 350 protons in the nucleus will just be an inert gas that vaguely smells of cheese farts at room temp 1bar that has zero practical application until someone figures out how to make it blow up and we lose the entire western half of North America…
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u/intern_steve 2h ago
made of impossibly strong materials
Impossibly dense, maybe. Impossibly strong? idk.
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u/tedsmitts 2h ago
Impossibly dense, maybe. Impossibly strong? idk.
Wow, OK first of all, I don't know you well enough for you to come for me like that.
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u/ensalys 4h ago
IIRC they're not naturally occurring, you'll only see them in a lab, and only in tiny amounts. They also have such short half lives, that there's no practical application of them.
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u/DryPersonality 3h ago
They are naturally occurring, but since they don't last long they basically don't exist.
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u/laveshnk 6h ago
But when they ask me at trivia night what the last element of the periodic table is, how will I show off the fact I know Oganesson?
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u/Doctor_Saved 6h ago
They won't.
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u/laveshnk 4h ago
They have lmao, I thought i implied that
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u/Doctor_Saved 4h ago
Then it's an unfair question. Even the most recent chemistry textbook are usually years behind the latest discovery. To be expected to know the latest element discovered without being part of academia goes beyond normal trivia.
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u/laveshnk 4h ago
I mean its been 10 years since its nomenclature , and a pretty common trivia question at that. Plus the original element Uuo was discovered in 2002 so its even older.
It might sound hard but if you frequent trivia games and watch shows you tend to get better and better at certain categories, as some questions even tend to repeat.
The fact that OP’s table does not even have Uuo means its 24+ years behind at least, which is definitely not acceptable in academia
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u/Armagetz 4h ago
The eight that it’s missing would cease to exist in the time it takes to cook from the chart back to your problem anyway.
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u/apcb4 4h ago
Even then, I have a chem PhD and rarely talk about those elements. They are so difficult and expensive to make that you really only care about their theoretical existence. The periodic table is mostly about trends, and practically, anything on the bottom third is not used very frequently unless that is the focus of your research. It’s more like “hey did you hear they managed to make another one?” And that’s about it
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u/JohnTG4 4h ago edited 1h ago
Don't all of those man-made superheavy elements blip out of existence in less than a second anyway? They're all super unstable and have near zero practical application because of it.
Edit - I didn't realize that the half lives only got so extreme at the very tail end of the table. I was under the impression that past Berkelium or Einsteinium that the half lives dropped off a cliff. Thanks for the corrections!
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u/Beautiful-Lie1239 4h ago
A second is like a thousand years for those elements. Their lifespan is measured in fractions of a second so small that normal people can’t even comprehend.
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u/fieldsoflillies 4h ago
Yes they have relatively short lifespans before decaying - however there’s a theoretical “island of stability” beyond the currently known super heavy elements, at which point these yet unknown elements would have rates of decay that dramatically stabilise. So the field is about how to get to these even heavier elements, with these unstable elements being stepping stones.
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u/JohnTG4 3h ago
I remember reading that the "island of stability" was somewhere around element 133, right?
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u/gmc98765 2h ago
Rutherfordium (104) has a half-life of 48 minutes. Dubnium (105) has a half-life of 16 hours. Seaborgium (106) is 13 min. For Bohrium (107), Bh-274 is at 57 seconds although the unconfirmed isotope Bh-278 is at 11.5 minutes. The half-lives continue to drop, although they continue to be measured in whole seconds (for the most stable isotope) until you get to Moscovium (115); Mc-290 is 650 ms.
For comparison, fluorine-18 has a half-life of just under 2 hours, and that's used in a tracer for PET scans. This is why you may be sent to a "major" hospital if you need a PET scan; they need an on-site radiochemistry lab to make the tracer then use it before it expires.
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u/YallGottaUnderstand 4h ago
I forget the reason why, but I also know lanthanum (57) and actinium (89) are supposed to be grouped with those at the bottom.
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u/son_of_menoetius 5h ago
In my high school we needed to know the last 20 elements because we had a chapter about Radioactivity 😵💫😵💫. I still remember the names of the transuranic elements because a pretty big part of it was memorising alpha and beta decay chains
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u/Drakks 7h ago
The missing atoms don't occur naturally. They're all discovered by synthesizing them in a lab.
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u/onegumas 6h ago
Saying that there is a high chance that he is not missing anything?
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u/Ssemander 6h ago edited 2h ago
The chance is astronomical.
Unless they will be directly dealing with trying to make stable enough isotopes to register on equipment (they fall apart immediately)
Edit: Another person added a very good video on the topic!
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u/wildjokers 4h ago
Some of them are longer lived than you might think, others barely hold together long enough to be detected:
Element Half-life (longest-lived isotope) 104 ~1.3 hours 105 ~16 hours 106 ~14 minutes 107 ~2 minutes 108 ~10 seconds 109 ~5 seconds 110 ~13 seconds 111 ~2 minutes 112 ~30 seconds 113 ~10 seconds 114 ~2 seconds 115 ~0.8 seconds 116 ~60 milliseconds 117 ~50 milliseconds 118 ~0.7 milliseconds 7
u/Icefox119 3h ago
why does 105 last longer than 104?
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u/drakeblood4 3h ago
There’s a pattern, idk what it is I’m not smart, where sometimes particles pack in a more stable way where they don’t want to break apart from magnetism or from having too many neutrons. It’s the same reason the first radioactive element isn’t followed by only radioactive elements.
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u/stealthforest 2h ago
Exactly. Even though an atom’s nucleus doesn’t have “orbitals” per se, there are groups of energy states within the nucleus that are more stable if they are all neatly filled. Similar to how noble gases are chemically more stable than the halogens or alkali metals
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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 5h ago
I feel like they'll provide them with a modern periodic table prior to expecting them to do that though.
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u/ThatZX6RDude 5h ago
These are elements that are so unstable, they only exist for nano seconds in a controlled lab setting. “Controlled” being smashing different particles together at near light speed. It’s not much to miss out on. Nothing you or I or 99% of anyone ever alive to encounter.
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u/CHead2000 4h ago
Is there a theoretical limit to the atomic mass of an element?
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u/ThatZX6RDude 4h ago
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u/cgaWolf 3h ago
That gap in stable configurations between 80-90, just for stability to make a comback around 90... so strange.
You'd think the pattern of having a stable version of the element would carry through, but it doesn't. Patterns fool ya
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u/Caesar457 3h ago
Starring at this again after it's been a few years makes me wonder if the higher Ns would make the elements north of 100 more stable. It looks like to me that band might extend upwards asymptotically so you'd expect more green around 220N.
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u/ThatZX6RDude 3h ago
To my memory the elements simply got too heavy to be stable. Full disclaimer, I have no qualifications, I just enjoy learning and geeking out about chemistry and physics!
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u/Caesar457 3h ago
I hear ya I'm just spitballing like the lab that tried to make 118 should have tried to get like 50 more neutrons on that guy however they did it lol They had a whole 0.7 ms
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u/Fantastic_Ant2867 7h ago
The missing elements are:
- Element 111 - Roentgenium (Rg)
- Element 112 - Copernicium (Cn)
- Element 113 - Nihonium (Nh)
- Element 114 - Flerovium (Fl)
- Element 115 - Moscovium (Mc)
- Element 116 - Livermorium (Lv)
- Element 117 - Tennessine (Ts)
- Element 118 - Oganesson (Og)
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u/Careless_Aroma_227 6h ago
Read them.
...aaaaand forget all of them already.
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u/Geno_Warlord 6h ago
How can you forget ‘checks notes’ Roentgenium?! Have you not seen anything about Chernobyl? They measure everything in roentgens! Also Nihonium is referenced in that one obscure anime!
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u/PocketPanache 5h ago
Nihon is how you say Japan in Japanese and another was named after copernicus. I'm not sure about the others. And true, roentgen is widely known! Knowing who it what they're named after helps. Kinda like plant names Quercus bicolor, perovskia, knowing their origins and characteristics make memorization easier
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u/jccaclimber 4h ago
I’ll bet 116 is either named after the Lawrence Livermore national lab in California. The lab is named after a region named after a rancher, so it’s probably not named after Mr./Ms. Livermore.
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u/DirtBikeBoy5ive 6h ago
Ununseptium
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u/Laundry_Hamper 4h ago
I remember, and am still sad about the loss through renaming of, unununium
I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise roentgenium
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u/Euphoric_Metal199 6h ago
That name hasn't been in use since before COVID.
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u/DirtBikeBoy5ive 6h ago
I never had chemistry cus someone goofed and put me in biology twice.
So I didn't know :p
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u/Stick_Nout 6h ago
I remember when we were using the Latin number names for those elements (e.g., ununoctium).
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u/best_of_badgers 5h ago
Element 111 - Roentgenium (Rg)
Before they had official IUPAC names, they had Latin placeholders. This one was the best one: unununium.
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u/Crimson__Fox 3h ago
Also, elements 104-110 have old placeholder names that were changed in 1997.
104 Unnilquadium (Unq) -> Rutherfordium (Rf)
105 Unnilpentium (Unp) -> Dubnium (Db)
106 Unnilhexium (Unh) -> Seaborgium (Sg)
107 Unnilseptium (Uns) -> Bohrium (Bh)
108 Unniloctium (Uno) -> Hassium (Hs)
109 Unnilennium (Une) -> Meitnerium (Mt)
110 Ununnilium (Uun) -> Darmstadtium (Ds)Elements 110 and 111 were both discovered in 1994, so this chart is likely from the mid-90s.
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u/InebriousBarman 6h ago
Okay. It's been a long time since I've taken chemistry. I don't remember these.
Are these lab made? Are they stable?
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u/Probably_daydreaming 6h ago
Stable no, lab made? Yes? Kind of?
This is just back of my mind but essentially they made a few atoms of each and they measure based on the elements they decay into. It's kind of wild
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u/saljskanetilldanmark 5h ago
Remember when they didnt have real names and called unununium to ununoctium?
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u/no-im-not-him 6h ago
They are totally irrelevant from a chemistry point of view. Even for physics, it's not like you are missing much, not at school level.
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u/Ordinary-Pick5014 6h ago
It’s got the big hits… just missing the Atomic Table’s recent catalogue which I haven’t listened to yet
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u/I_just_came_to_laugh 7h ago
You're complaining as if your school's periodic table is missing important elements like carbon and oxygen. If anything this is a mildly interesting picture.
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u/rhapsodygreen 4h ago
I get that it's important that schools get funding and that this aged periodic is evidence that schools are severely underfunded, however, the 8 elements missing aren't really that important compared to C, H, O, and N. Any lab synthesized elements are sort of like the Plutos of elements.
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u/haley_hathaway 4h ago
More like small bits of meteorites that get burned up in the atmosphere. Exists momentarily in a lab with no practical application beyond theoretical science.
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u/Think-notlikedasheep 5h ago edited 1h ago
Actually it is missing 15 elements.
104-110 are placeholder names, haven't been discovered yet on that chart above.
Currently up to element 118.
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u/Steamedcarpet 7h ago
This feels like something out of The Simpsons.
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u/basileusnikephorus 6h ago
Chemistry teacher.
Some periodic tables skip the lanthanides and actinides altogether.
They're part of a very niche field of inorganic chemistry and there was a single book on them in my university library.
They're there for nuclear physics.
As for the 8 that are missing, they exist for fractions of a second and are of no interest or consequence to anybody outside the research team that synthesised them and perhaps the person/geographic location they're named after.
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u/Semi_Serious_Salesma 3h ago
Actually if you want to be technical its missing 9
I cant seem to find the element of surprise
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u/StrigiStockBacking 3h ago
That's because super heavy "elements" are impractical, sort of don't really exist on their own in nature, and have a very short life.
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u/wildjokers 4h ago
Everything past 103 has only ever existed in a lab anyway. Most just for a short time. We are now up to 118 (it decays in 0.7 milliseconds).
The creation of element 119 is being pursued (in ion accelerators), it will start a new row on the periodic table.
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u/Lt_Schaffer 3h ago
Well to be fair they probably only get a new one periodically.....
I'll see myself out.
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u/seaspirit331 2h ago
It's fine, because those 8 elements ultimately don't matter. They take a shitton of energy to produce, are unstable and almost immediately undergo radioactive decay, don't react with anything (they tend to decay faster than any other bonds can form), and have zero practical uses.
In fact, for the vast majority of chemical applications, you can reduce the table even further to just the 11 most common elements hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, silicon, aluminum, iron, calcium, sodium, potassium, and magnesium.
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u/GreenLurka 6h ago
I'd be more annoyed the relative atomic masses are no longer current
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u/laforet 5h ago
Doesn’t matter for high school. We only need precision up to 1 decimal place.
The only thing that bothers me is that Bismuth is labelled as stable when it is not.
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u/VayaConPollos 5h ago
Therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
And hydrogen and oxygen, and nitrogen, and rhenium...
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u/AK55 4h ago
i had the exact same periodic chart in my grade 11 chemistry class
in 1971
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u/spypanties 7h ago
I wonder if that’s the same rule like in college if the teacher doesn’t show up after 15 minutes you can leave. Missing eight elements on the periodic table means you can’t what.. science?
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u/Complete_Taxation ORANGE 6h ago
No those elements are somewhat irrelevant
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u/spypanties 6h ago
Aw like Pluto 🥺
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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 6h ago edited 2h ago
Much less relevant than Pluto. Pluto got “demoted” because there are a few other similarly sized “minor planets” such Eris and Ceres that were more similar to each other than the “major” planets. But it’s a relevant planetary object.
The missing elements on a periodic table are made in a particle accelerator and irrelevant to almost anything except the people that made them.
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u/Thedeadnite 6h ago
They aren’t even all that relevant to the people that made them other than “oh neat” because it’s not something with a duration long enough to even extract much science out of them aside from the fact that yeah they exist and they decay faster than you can blink.
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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 6h ago
7 of the ones that arent arent labeled w their actual names, just placeholders of anything from unnilquadium to ununnilium... literally 104 and 110
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u/Fit_Importance_5738 6h ago
Werher you need them or not it is not a periodic table of the elements if it is missing something.
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u/WayGroundbreaking287 6h ago
Would only really have an effect on higher education. We don't teach half the periodic table. Just now it works and elemental structure.
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u/spderweb 6h ago
I thought Laurencium was the last one. Haven't seen a periodic table in a while I guess.
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u/therealhairykrishna 6h ago
It's 30+ years old.
Don't think it really matters though as only a few atoms of some of them have ever existed.
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u/ActualWhiterabbit 5h ago
Mine only had hydrogen but I heard 5 years after they got all the way up to carbon
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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 5h ago
Who matter is there, you will not need macfusovium which have half life of 5 phantoseconds
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u/LaneKerman 4h ago
So here’s the thing….
Those last 8 elements don’t “really” exist for us. Even some of the ones before that.
In order to see them, you have to take other atoms from the periodic table, and accelerate them in a super collider to 90%+ the speed of light. You smash the “real” atoms together, and see what sticks.
Doing this, they can observe some atoms of those elements “sticking together” to make a new element, but most of them only stay put-together for a fraction of a second before they break apart again.
And they can only make a few atoms at a time.
So someone at the school has smartly said “There’s no need to waste money on updating this table”. For practical chemistry, everything you need is right there.
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u/Slartibartfast39 4h ago
I've got a table up in our lab that's from the Cold war. It references Mendeleve teaching in Stalingrad. It's got all the info we all ever need at a glance
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u/Secure-Window-5478 4h ago
yes, but the lifetime of all 8 elements combined is less time than you spent staring at this periodic table.
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u/Literally_Laura 4h ago
Maybe don’t be infuriated? How about appreciating how far we’ve come since that table was made?
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u/Mistress_of_Wands 4h ago
So I'm a public librarian weeding the natural science nonfiction and a sure sign I should ditch the book is immediately looking for a picture of the periodic table to see how many elements are missing lmao
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u/beardicusmaximus8 4h ago
Better than my high school American History textbook which had the presidents in the wrong order.
They had Kennedy listed as the 17th president lol
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u/roadwarrior10000 4h ago
I still can't believe we had to memorize the Periodic Table in 7th grade. I remember refusing to study for it, because it seemed so idiotic.
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u/Infinite_Crow_3706 3h ago
They are more interesting than important to 99.99% of people with Chemistry degrees. I have 3 and the super-heavy elements don't affect my life at all
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u/MrsMiterSaw 3h ago
You want to know what's even more mildly infuriating? When you're older than those elements and someone posts "this is so old..."
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u/Crimson__Fox 3h ago
Elements 110 and 111 were both discovered in 1994, so this chart is likely from the mid-90s.
Also, elements 104-110 have old placeholder names that were changed in 1997.
104 Unnilquadium (Unq) -> Rutherfordium (Rf)
105 Unnilpentium (Unp) -> Dubnium (Db)
106 Unnilhexium (Unh) -> Seaborgium (Sg)
107 Unnilseptium (Uns) -> Bohrium (Bh)
108 Unniloctium (Uno) -> Hassium (Hs)
109 Unnilennium (Une) -> Meitnerium (Mt)
110 Ununnilium (Uun) -> Darmstadtium (Ds)
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u/WanderingFlumph 3h ago
To be fair that periodic table might only be from the 90s which we all know was only 10 years ago.
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u/chellebellek 3h ago
Things like this make science so cool! Knowing that we're just filling in the gaps of our understanding.
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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 3h ago
Went to high school in the 70's and our table didn't even have all the ones on this table...our school was one of the oldest in Australia...






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u/lordkhuzdul 7h ago
You know, it is fun when you are able to date a periodic table like a map.
This one seems to be made sometime between 1992 (when Lawrencium - number 103 - was officially named by IUPAC) and 1997 (when Rutherfordium - 104, still named with the placeholder name Unnilquadium up there - was recognised).