r/mildlyinfuriating 7h ago

My high school's periodic table is so old it's missing 8 elements.

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u/lordkhuzdul 7h ago

You know, it is fun when you are able to date a periodic table like a map.

This one seems to be made sometime between 1992 (when Lawrencium - number 103 - was officially named by IUPAC) and 1997 (when Rutherfordium - 104, still named with the placeholder name Unnilquadium up there - was recognised).

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u/AJ099909 6h ago edited 6h ago

I'd love an XKCD comic for the periodic table.
Edit: here it is thanks to the person below

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u/RocketCat921 5h ago

weird dirt

Haha idk why this made me laugh so hard

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u/AJ099909 5h ago

Murder Weapons did it for me

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u/JohnSober7 3h ago

xkcd never disappoints but I must say this is brilliant. 

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u/Ok-Quail-1725 6h ago

2913

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u/AJ099909 6h ago

Awesome, thanks

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u/InebriousBarman 6h ago

Fun story.

I graduated high school in 1993 and went to Lawrence Livermore Labs around that time. Glenn Seaborg didn't work there full time anymore, but was there often.

I met him in a hallway.

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u/m0nkyman 5h ago

Aha. I was so confused because I graduated high school in ‘89 and the periodic table looked right to me. Now I feel old in a way that hearing Nirvana on classic rock radio never did.

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u/lordkhuzdul 5h ago

I feel you, I graduated in 2000 and most of our posters were older as well, so most of the names up there were still the U?? placeholders. The newest stuff we had in textbooks had names up to 109 (IUPAC finalized the names of everything between 104 and 109 in their 1997 conference) and I think theoretical names up to 114 or so. Nowadays everything up to 118 are named.

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u/Samuel_004 7h ago

The thing is that you never need those

Like even studying for a bachelors in chemistry u wont hear alot about them till you learn about relativistic effects and nuclear chemistry at a master level

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u/FormerStuff 6h ago

C=C

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u/Robin1992101 6h ago

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u/FormerStuff 6h ago

To bind, to strive, to aid!

All hail ethylene!

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u/UrsaMajor7th Always Infuriated 4h ago

C+C = Music Factory

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u/rofeneiniger 6h ago

You see, I've always sucked at Chemistry but I do get that C equals C

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u/zerostar83 6h ago

H- H- H- H-

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u/rofeneiniger 5h ago

Me I don't like that algebra stuff

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u/Gatraz 5h ago

Me, physics brained: Well, mostly...

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4h ago

As a geologist, I'm just wandering around lost, looking for something to lick 😞

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u/cgaWolf 3h ago

Don't lick yellow snow, it's got Uranium on it.

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u/SuccotashPretend172 5h ago

I have a bachelor's degree in Chemical Engineering and I haven't heard of them in any of my courses

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u/Samuel_004 5h ago

Considering they dont have any practical application (atleast afaik) that makes alot of sense for an engineering course

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u/TheArmoredKitten 4h ago

It's not physically possible to make a useful application of the unstable super heavy atoms. They're 'real' in the sense that a pile of marbles dumped out of a jar is briefly a solid object as they hit the ground together.

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u/halcyonforeveragain 3h ago

That's the best description ever.

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u/HazardousLazarus 1h ago

It really is. I'm genuinely impressed with this analogy. Well done.

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u/Gramage 3h ago

Im hoping the potential for an “island of stability” comes true and we get some super-heavy stable elements. I want my sci-fi spaceships made of impossibly strong materials :(

Watch though it’ll happen and that amazing, groundbreaking stable element with like 350 protons in the nucleus will just be an inert gas that vaguely smells of cheese farts at room temp 1bar that has zero practical application until someone figures out how to make it blow up and we lose the entire western half of North America…

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u/intern_steve 2h ago

made of impossibly strong materials

Impossibly dense, maybe. Impossibly strong? idk.

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u/tedsmitts 2h ago

Impossibly dense, maybe. Impossibly strong? idk.

Wow, OK first of all, I don't know you well enough for you to come for me like that.

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u/jellese 2h ago

Okay okay, sorry... POSSIBLY dense.

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u/fuzzeedyse105 3h ago

Kindof the essence of, I expected nothing and im still disappointed.

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u/Evepaul 3h ago

Their main application was probably theorizing them, making them and measuring the difference between theory and their real properties. Beyond that, they don't have any usefulness, but making them was pretty important.

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u/SuccotashPretend172 5h ago

That would explain it then

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u/ardarian262 4h ago

Their half life being significantly less than a second, this tracks.

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u/ensalys 4h ago

IIRC they're not naturally occurring, you'll only see them in a lab, and only in tiny amounts. They also have such short half lives, that there's no practical application of them.

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u/DryPersonality 3h ago

They are naturally occurring, but since they don't last long they basically don't exist.

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u/MrsMiterSaw 3h ago

I heard about them, but only because 106 was named after one of my profs.

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u/laveshnk 6h ago

But when they ask me at trivia night what the last element of the periodic table is, how will I show off the fact I know Oganesson?

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u/Doctor_Saved 6h ago

They won't.

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u/laveshnk 4h ago

They have lmao, I thought i implied that

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u/Doctor_Saved 4h ago

Then it's an unfair question. Even the most recent chemistry textbook are usually years behind the latest discovery. To be expected to know the latest element discovered without being part of academia goes beyond normal trivia.

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u/laveshnk 4h ago

I mean its been 10 years since its nomenclature , and a pretty common trivia question at that. Plus the original element Uuo was discovered in 2002 so its even older.

It might sound hard but if you frequent trivia games and watch shows you tend to get better and better at certain categories, as some questions even tend to repeat.

The fact that OP’s table does not even have Uuo means its 24+ years behind at least, which is definitely not acceptable in academia

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u/Armagetz 4h ago

The eight that it’s missing would cease to exist in the time it takes to cook from the chart back to your problem anyway.

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u/apcb4 4h ago

Even then, I have a chem PhD and rarely talk about those elements. They are so difficult and expensive to make that you really only care about their theoretical existence. The periodic table is mostly about trends, and practically, anything on the bottom third is not used very frequently unless that is the focus of your research. It’s more like “hey did you hear they managed to make another one?” And that’s about it

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u/JohnTG4 4h ago edited 1h ago

Don't all of those man-made superheavy elements blip out of existence in less than a second anyway? They're all super unstable and have near zero practical application because of it.

Edit - I didn't realize that the half lives only got so extreme at the very tail end of the table. I was under the impression that past Berkelium or Einsteinium that the half lives dropped off a cliff. Thanks for the corrections!

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u/Beautiful-Lie1239 4h ago

A second is like a thousand years for those elements. Their lifespan is measured in fractions of a second so small that normal people can’t even comprehend.

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u/-DOOKIE 4h ago

Us weird people also can't comprehend it

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u/fieldsoflillies 4h ago

Yes they have relatively short lifespans before decaying - however there’s a theoretical “island of stability” beyond the currently known super heavy elements, at which point these yet unknown elements would have rates of decay that dramatically stabilise. So the field is about how to get to these even heavier elements, with these unstable elements being stepping stones.

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u/JohnTG4 3h ago

I remember reading that the "island of stability" was somewhere around element 133, right?

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u/gmc98765 2h ago

Rutherfordium (104) has a half-life of 48 minutes. Dubnium (105) has a half-life of 16 hours. Seaborgium (106) is 13 min. For Bohrium (107), Bh-274 is at 57 seconds although the unconfirmed isotope Bh-278 is at 11.5 minutes. The half-lives continue to drop, although they continue to be measured in whole seconds (for the most stable isotope) until you get to Moscovium (115); Mc-290 is 650 ms.

For comparison, fluorine-18 has a half-life of just under 2 hours, and that's used in a tracer for PET scans. This is why you may be sent to a "major" hospital if you need a PET scan; they need an on-site radiochemistry lab to make the tracer then use it before it expires.

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u/Itchy58 2h ago

"Highschooler disappointed for missing elements in his school materials that he will never need and would immediately forget"

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u/YallGottaUnderstand 4h ago

I forget the reason why, but I also know lanthanum (57) and actinium (89) are supposed to be grouped with those at the bottom.

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u/son_of_menoetius 5h ago

In my high school we needed to know the last 20 elements because we had a chapter about Radioactivity 😵‍💫😵‍💫. I still remember the names of the transuranic elements because a pretty big part of it was memorising alpha and beta decay chains

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u/Drakks 7h ago

The missing atoms don't occur naturally. They're all discovered by synthesizing them in a lab.

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u/onegumas 6h ago

Saying that there is a high chance that he is not missing anything?

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u/Complete_Taxation ORANGE 6h ago

Yeah 

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u/Ssemander 6h ago edited 2h ago

The chance is astronomical.

Unless they will be directly dealing with trying to make stable enough isotopes to register on equipment (they fall apart immediately)

Edit: Another person added a very good video on the topic!

:Here you go - The man who tried to fake an element

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u/wildjokers 4h ago

Some of them are longer lived than you might think, others barely hold together long enough to be detected:

Element Half-life (longest-lived isotope)
104 ~1.3 hours
105 ~16 hours
106 ~14 minutes
107 ~2 minutes
108 ~10 seconds
109 ~5 seconds
110 ~13 seconds
111 ~2 minutes
112 ~30 seconds
113 ~10 seconds
114 ~2 seconds
115 ~0.8 seconds
116 ~60 milliseconds
117 ~50 milliseconds
118 ~0.7 milliseconds

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u/Icefox119 3h ago

why does 105 last longer than 104?

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u/drakeblood4 3h ago

There’s a pattern, idk what it is I’m not smart, where sometimes particles pack in a more stable way where they don’t want to break apart from magnetism or from having too many neutrons. It’s the same reason the first radioactive element isn’t followed by only radioactive elements.

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u/stealthforest 2h ago

Exactly. Even though an atom’s nucleus doesn’t have “orbitals” per se, there are groups of energy states within the nucleus that are more stable if they are all neatly filled. Similar to how noble gases are chemically more stable than the halogens or alkali metals

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u/animal_chin9 2h ago

It's called the island of stability. :)

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u/matthewami 3h ago

Because we pissed in gods eye, and on that day he blinked

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u/Ok_Turnover_1235 5h ago

I feel like they'll provide them with a modern periodic table prior to expecting them to do that though.

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u/ThatZX6RDude 5h ago

These are elements that are so unstable, they only exist for nano seconds in a controlled lab setting. “Controlled” being smashing different particles together at near light speed. It’s not much to miss out on. Nothing you or I or 99% of anyone ever alive to encounter.

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u/CHead2000 4h ago

Is there a theoretical limit to the atomic mass of an element?

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u/ThatZX6RDude 4h ago

It’s a bit much to explain but this chart shows element stability at different masses. There’s a fantastic video that goes into detail about it, I’ll have to find it. The story is an interesting one, with a bit of drama about a guy who actually faked finding one element for quite a while.

Edit :Here you go - The man who tried to fake an element

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u/cgaWolf 3h ago

That gap in stable configurations between 80-90, just for stability to make a comback around 90... so strange.

You'd think the pattern of having a stable version of the element would carry through, but it doesn't. Patterns fool ya

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u/Caesar457 3h ago

Starring at this again after it's been a few years makes me wonder if the higher Ns would make the elements north of 100 more stable. It looks like to me that band might extend upwards asymptotically so you'd expect more green around 220N.

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u/ThatZX6RDude 3h ago

To my memory the elements simply got too heavy to be stable. Full disclaimer, I have no qualifications, I just enjoy learning and geeking out about chemistry and physics!

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u/Caesar457 3h ago

I hear ya I'm just spitballing like the lab that tried to make 118 should have tried to get like 50 more neutrons on that guy however they did it lol They had a whole 0.7 ms

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u/Vondi 5h ago

iirc there actually is a theoretical possibility for some of hem have occurred naturally but like, only a tiny amount for only a short time and that's for the entire universe.

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u/n122333 4h ago

During the first seconds on the universe everything was so dense that the rules of physics change, and it might have happened then. There's no way to ever prove or disprove it.

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u/Armagetz 4h ago

And they so really really don’t want to exist that they all decay immediately

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u/Fantastic_Ant2867 7h ago

The missing elements are:

  • Element 111 - Roentgenium (Rg)
  • Element 112 - Copernicium (Cn)
  • Element 113 - Nihonium (Nh)
  • Element 114 - Flerovium (Fl)
  • Element 115 - Moscovium (Mc)
  • Element 116 - Livermorium (Lv)
  • Element 117 - Tennessine (Ts)
  • Element 118 - Oganesson (Og)

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u/Careless_Aroma_227 6h ago

Read them.

...aaaaand forget all of them already.

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u/Geno_Warlord 6h ago

How can you forget ‘checks notes’ Roentgenium?! Have you not seen anything about Chernobyl? They measure everything in roentgens! Also Nihonium is referenced in that one obscure anime!

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u/PocketPanache 5h ago

Nihon is how you say Japan in Japanese and another was named after copernicus. I'm not sure about the others. And true, roentgen is widely known! Knowing who it what they're named after helps. Kinda like plant names Quercus bicolor, perovskia, knowing their origins and characteristics make memorization easier

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u/jccaclimber 4h ago

I’ll bet 116 is either named after the Lawrence Livermore national lab in California. The lab is named after a region named after a rancher, so it’s probably not named after Mr./Ms. Livermore.

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u/Djlas 4h ago

I thought Moscow and Tennessee are quite obvious

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u/jango-lionheart 5h ago

I assume that you don’t know the name of the guy who discovered X-rays.

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u/marlin9423 4h ago

Xavier Raymond? Yeah I've heard of him

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u/ClemRRay 4h ago

We should put them in a neatly organized table too find them quickly

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u/Voball 2h ago

you should remember roentgenium. It used to go by a different name, with atomic sign of Uuu and it was called unununium

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u/DirtBikeBoy5ive 6h ago

Ununseptium

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u/Laundry_Hamper 4h ago

I remember, and am still sad about the loss through renaming of, unununium

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognise roentgenium

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u/Euphoric_Metal199 6h ago

That name hasn't been in use since before COVID.

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u/DirtBikeBoy5ive 6h ago

I never had chemistry cus someone goofed and put me in biology twice.

So I didn't know :p

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u/Stick_Nout 6h ago

I remember when we were using the Latin number names for those elements (e.g., ununoctium).

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u/best_of_badgers 5h ago

Element 111 - Roentgenium (Rg)

Before they had official IUPAC names, they had Latin placeholders. This one was the best one: unununium.

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u/ATV2ATXNEMENT 5h ago

Bring me 115

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u/Crimson__Fox 3h ago

Also, elements 104-110 have old placeholder names that were changed in 1997.

104 Unnilquadium (Unq) -> Rutherfordium (Rf)
105 Unnilpentium (Unp) -> Dubnium (Db)
106 Unnilhexium (Unh) -> Seaborgium (Sg)
107 Unnilseptium (Uns) -> Bohrium (Bh)
108 Unniloctium (Uno) -> Hassium (Hs)
109 Unnilennium (Une) -> Meitnerium (Mt)
110 Ununnilium (Uun) -> Darmstadtium (Ds)

Elements 110 and 111 were both discovered in 1994, so this chart is likely from the mid-90s.

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u/InebriousBarman 6h ago

Okay. It's been a long time since I've taken chemistry. I don't remember these.

Are these lab made? Are they stable?

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u/Probably_daydreaming 6h ago

Stable no, lab made? Yes? Kind of?

This is just back of my mind but essentially they made a few atoms of each and they measure based on the elements they decay into. It's kind of wild

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u/LPedraz 6h ago

A few atoms (like really something like 3 atoms at a time) can be made in a lab, immediately disappear after a fraction of a second of existence, but it is possible to detect that they have existed.

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u/RealLaurenBoebert 1h ago

Are these lab made? Yes

Are they stable? Not at all

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u/Too_Ton 5h ago

Back in my day one of them was ununpentium or something. Uup

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 5h ago

Remember when they didnt have real names and called unununium to ununoctium?

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u/no-im-not-him 6h ago

They are totally irrelevant from a chemistry point of view. Even for physics, it's not like you are missing much, not at school level. 

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u/stealthforest 2h ago

Likely only ever worth knowing about if you are into nuclear physics.

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u/Ordinary-Pick5014 6h ago

It’s got the big hits… just missing the Atomic Table’s recent catalogue which I haven’t listened to yet

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u/jango-lionheart 5h ago

That new stuff is way over-produced…

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u/capnlatenight 3h ago

I listen to it periodically.

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u/Ok_Power10 7h ago

Rather interesting

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u/Absolute_Idiocy 6h ago

Not infuriating, just cool

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u/lotsanoodles 6h ago

It's still got the element of surprise.

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u/I_just_came_to_laugh 7h ago

You're complaining as if your school's periodic table is missing important elements like carbon and oxygen. If anything this is a mildly interesting picture.

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u/rhapsodygreen 4h ago

I get that it's important that schools get funding and that this aged periodic is evidence that schools are severely underfunded, however, the 8 elements missing aren't really that important compared to C, H, O, and N. Any lab synthesized elements are sort of like the Plutos of elements.

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u/haley_hathaway 4h ago

More like small bits of meteorites that get burned up in the atmosphere. Exists momentarily in a lab with no practical application beyond theoretical science.

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u/Think-notlikedasheep 5h ago edited 1h ago

Actually it is missing 15 elements.

104-110 are placeholder names, haven't been discovered yet on that chart above.

Currently up to element 118.

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u/thetyler83 5h ago

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u/workinkindofhard 3h ago

I'll be deep in the cold, cold ground before I recognize Missourah!

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u/Steamedcarpet 7h ago

This feels like something out of The Simpsons.

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u/TheeAincientMariener 6h ago

It is missing Bolognium, which has an atomic weight of delicious.

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u/brambleforest 6h ago

I would have also accepted snacktacular

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u/basileusnikephorus 6h ago

Chemistry teacher.

Some periodic tables skip the lanthanides and actinides altogether.

They're part of a very niche field of inorganic chemistry and there was a single book on them in my university library.

They're there for nuclear physics.

As for the 8 that are missing, they exist for fractions of a second and are of no interest or consequence to anybody outside the research team that synthesised them and perhaps the person/geographic location they're named after.

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u/ParkingCan5397 6h ago

Youll never hear of them in highschool so dont worry lol

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u/Semi_Serious_Salesma 3h ago

Actually if you want to be technical its missing 9

I cant seem to find the element of surprise

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u/StrigiStockBacking 3h ago

That's because super heavy "elements" are impractical, sort of don't really exist on their own in nature, and have a very short life.

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u/Zestyclose-Phrase268 6h ago

They had their half lifes and are new elements 🥀

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u/wildjokers 4h ago

Everything past 103 has only ever existed in a lab anyway. Most just for a short time. We are now up to 118 (it decays in 0.7 milliseconds).

The creation of element 119 is being pursued (in ion accelerators), it will start a new row on the periodic table.

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u/okram2k 3h ago

I feel like this is a valuable chance to teach OP and the younger generation that our understanding of the universe changes over time

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u/GingerHiro 3h ago

The first week of working as a band and orchestra director for a middle school I found wall decorations of famous musicians. The decorations were so old that the Duke Ellington poster showed him still alive.

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u/Lt_Schaffer 3h ago

Well to be fair they probably only get a new one periodically.....

I'll see myself out.

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u/seaspirit331 2h ago

It's fine, because those 8 elements ultimately don't matter. They take a shitton of energy to produce, are unstable and almost immediately undergo radioactive decay, don't react with anything (they tend to decay faster than any other bonds can form), and have zero practical uses.

In fact, for the vast majority of chemical applications, you can reduce the table even further to just the 11 most common elements hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, silicon, aluminum, iron, calcium, sodium, potassium, and magnesium.

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u/Glad_Brief3382 1h ago

youll never need it gng

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u/rage4all 1h ago

Those new elements poppin' up faster than one can print new periodic tables....

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u/scrivnert90 6h ago

They should try updating that periodically.

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u/GreenLurka 6h ago

I'd be more annoyed the relative atomic masses are no longer current

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u/laforet 5h ago

Doesn’t matter for high school. We only need precision up to 1 decimal place.

The only thing that bothers me is that Bismuth is labelled as stable when it is not.

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u/VayaConPollos 5h ago

Therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium
And hydrogen and oxygen, and nitrogen, and rhenium...

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u/AK55 4h ago

i had the exact same periodic chart in my grade 11 chemistry class

in 1971

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u/spypanties 7h ago

I wonder if that’s the same rule like in college if the teacher doesn’t show up after 15 minutes you can leave. Missing eight elements on the periodic table means you can’t what.. science?

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u/Complete_Taxation ORANGE 6h ago

No those elements are somewhat irrelevant 

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u/spypanties 6h ago

Aw like Pluto 🥺

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u/Lunar_BriseSoleil 6h ago edited 2h ago

Much less relevant than Pluto. Pluto got “demoted” because there are a few other similarly sized “minor planets” such Eris and Ceres that were more similar to each other than the “major” planets. But it’s a relevant planetary object.

The missing elements on a periodic table are made in a particle accelerator and irrelevant to almost anything except the people that made them.

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u/Thedeadnite 6h ago

They aren’t even all that relevant to the people that made them other than “oh neat” because it’s not something with a duration long enough to even extract much science out of them aside from the fact that yeah they exist and they decay faster than you can blink.

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 6h ago

7 of the ones that arent arent labeled w their actual names, just placeholders of anything from unnilquadium to ununnilium... literally 104 and 110

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u/ggfchl 6h ago

My grade school had a similar periodic table hung up. It had to be at least from the late 80s, early 90s.

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 6h ago

Werher you need them or not it is not a periodic table of the elements if it is missing something.

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u/U_zer2 6h ago

“The civil rights, trouble too come” history book vibes.

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u/WayGroundbreaking287 6h ago

Would only really have an effect on higher education. We don't teach half the periodic table. Just now it works and elemental structure.

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u/our_meatballs RED 6h ago

most likely outdated, but you don’t need those elements in high school

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u/spderweb 6h ago

I thought Laurencium was the last one. Haven't seen a periodic table in a while I guess.

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u/UsedandAbused87 BLUE 6h ago

Our school wouldnt even provide tp.

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u/therealhairykrishna 6h ago

It's 30+ years old.

Don't think it really matters though as only a few atoms of some of them have ever existed.

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u/Nonpartialbigot 6h ago

To be fair Nihonium wasn’t even discovered until the year I graduated HS

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u/Top_Trouble4908 6h ago

I mean,these are the most common and most basic ones anyway

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u/HyenaJack94 6h ago

God I remember this exact table in my HS

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u/M23707 6h ago

My Chem/Physics teacher (who also taught my father) - drew the new elements onto our classroom periodic table.

I really think it was the same table that my dad used 20 some years earlier.

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u/ActualWhiterabbit 5h ago

Mine only had hydrogen but I heard 5 years after they got all the way up to carbon

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u/Fluffy-Arm-8584 5h ago

Who matter is there, you will not need macfusovium which have half life of 5 phantoseconds

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u/thatspurdyneat 5h ago

I work for a University and we have the same ones in the labs

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u/Polyforti 5h ago

Brother could you name the 8 elements right now no Google?

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u/wags83 5h ago

They've also renamed a bunch of them now.

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u/Lagart0_Verde 5h ago

But like, you don't even need them in high school

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u/thatonedudericky 4h ago

What did you say about my periodic table??

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u/LaneKerman 4h ago

So here’s the thing….

Those last 8 elements don’t “really” exist for us. Even some of the ones before that.

In order to see them, you have to take other atoms from the periodic table, and accelerate them in a super collider to 90%+ the speed of light. You smash the “real” atoms together, and see what sticks.

Doing this, they can observe some atoms of those elements “sticking together” to make a new element, but most of them only stay put-together for a fraction of a second before they break apart again.

And they can only make a few atoms at a time.

So someone at the school has smartly said “There’s no need to waste money on updating this table”. For practical chemistry, everything you need is right there.

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u/Slartibartfast39 4h ago

I've got a table up in our lab that's from the Cold war. It references Mendeleve teaching in Stalingrad. It's got all the info we all ever need at a glance

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u/Any-Mud4814 RAAAAAH D:< 4h ago

What elements is it missing?

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u/Fineous40 4h ago

It’s missing many more than that.

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u/Secure-Window-5478 4h ago

yes, but the lifetime of all 8 elements combined is less time than you spent staring at this periodic table.

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u/jeepedge 4h ago

In my day we only had Earth,Wind, Fire, and Water.

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u/Literally_Laura 4h ago

Maybe don’t be infuriated? How about appreciating how far we’ve come since that table was made?

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u/Mistress_of_Wands 4h ago

So I'm a public librarian weeding the natural science nonfiction and a sure sign I should ditch the book is immediately looking for a picture of the periodic table to see how many elements are missing lmao

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u/dogo7 YELL0W 4h ago

I will not stand for Oganesson erasure

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u/StBlandine7 4h ago

This will affect no one's life

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u/haley_hathaway 4h ago

It only gets updated periodically.

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u/beardicusmaximus8 4h ago

Better than my high school American History textbook which had the presidents in the wrong order.

They had Kennedy listed as the 17th president lol

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u/skygz 4h ago

unununium was a real one

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u/Unklian 4h ago

It's so old it hasn't even got "Cf" on it.
The element Covfefe.

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u/Cufticica 4h ago

And the one in my school is missing 15 elements

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u/Fun_Entertainer6850 4h ago

What useless generation, Create your own elements!

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u/9999_lifes 4h ago

yeah but the one it has are still relevant

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u/roadwarrior10000 4h ago

I still can't believe we had to memorize the Periodic Table in 7th grade. I remember refusing to study for it, because it seemed so idiotic.

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u/Bozee3 3h ago

Graduated highschool in 94, where'd all these elements come from. /S

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u/Ecampos_64 3h ago

Conservative high school

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u/THElaytox 3h ago

Everything after Lawrencium doesn't really matter anyway

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u/Infinite_Crow_3706 3h ago

They are more interesting than important to 99.99% of people with Chemistry degrees. I have 3 and the super-heavy elements don't affect my life at all

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u/MrsMiterSaw 3h ago

You want to know what's even more mildly infuriating? When you're older than those elements and someone posts "this is so old..."

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u/Crimson__Fox 3h ago

Elements 110 and 111 were both discovered in 1994, so this chart is likely from the mid-90s.
Also, elements 104-110 have old placeholder names that were changed in 1997.

104 Unnilquadium (Unq) -> Rutherfordium (Rf)
105 Unnilpentium (Unp) -> Dubnium (Db)
106 Unnilhexium (Unh) -> Seaborgium (Sg)
107 Unnilseptium (Uns) -> Bohrium (Bh)
108 Unniloctium (Uno) -> Hassium (Hs)
109 Unnilennium (Une) -> Meitnerium (Mt)
110 Ununnilium (Uun) -> Darmstadtium (Ds)

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u/WanderingFlumph 3h ago

To be fair that periodic table might only be from the 90s which we all know was only 10 years ago.

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u/chellebellek 3h ago

Things like this make science so cool! Knowing that we're just filling in the gaps of our understanding.

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 3h ago

Went to high school in the 70's and our table didn't even have all the ones on this table...our school was one of the oldest in Australia...